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• .::. Jokes .::.
  
• .::. Funny but Mean .::.
  
• .::. Miscellaneous .::.
  

• A smile can make people happy.Love can make the world go round. Hate can add wrinkles. But friends, they make life worth living. Thanks for being one.
  
• A good friend is like a computer: I "ENTER" your life, "SAVE" you in my heart, "FORMAT" your problems and never "DELETE" you from my memory.
  
• When the night comes, look at the sky If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, cause I did and I found a friend like you.
  
• Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.
  
• Today: I'm still your friend, don't worry about tommorrow I'll always be your friend! That is a promise FOREVER!
  
• if you say RUN I'll ask "how far?" If you say SWIM I'll ask "How deep?" If you say JUMP I'll ask "How high?" If you say go away, I'll say "No way!". You're my friend. I'll stay!.
• You can be a doctor and save lives. A lawyer and dfend lives. A soldier and protect lives. Or simply be yourself...a dear friend who touches lives.
• Softly the leaves of memory fall. Softly I'll gather and pick them all. Cause today tommorrow and till my life is through, I'll always cherish having a friend like you!
• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!
• Sometimes things change. Palns fail. Joy fades. Excitements gone. You start to question why? But when you look beyond...real friends remain..remain!!
• Spell "Friend". F : Finds a way to comfort you. R : Remembers to pray for you. I : inspires you. E : Enjoys life with someone like you. N : Never forgets you. D : Dats you!
• True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, they are scattered everywhere. Hello, my diamond!
• God saw you hungry, so he created rice. he saw you thirsty, so he created water. God saw you in the dark so he created light. he saw you without a cute friend so he creatd ME!
• Friends are the best part of our lives and the best vitamin for making friends is Vitamin B1...thanks for "B"EING ONE.

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• Once a sardar meets a girl in a bar. She introduces herself, "Hi! I'm Susan. Susie to you. Sardar says, "Hi! I'm Balwinder. Balls to you!"
  
• 3 glances, 1 smile. 3 smiles, 1 meeting. 3 meetings, 1 kiss. 3 kisses, 1 proposal. 3 proposals, 1 marriage. 1 marriage, 300000000.....worries.
• SIDHU SAYZ: 1.) Wickets are like wives. You never know which way they'll turn!! 2.)he is like an Indian taxi. Makes a lot of noise but can't go beyond 30!
• Hubby: Shall we try switching positions tonight? Wife: Thats a good idea. You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit on the sofa and fart!
• A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he recieved hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing, "You can have mine!"
• Kid: What is God? Mom: God is not male not female not child not adult not black not white not gay not straight. Kid:Oh..so God is Michael Jackson.
• Sardar to girl: Sunita, I want to marry you. Sunita: But I'm a year elder to you. Sardar: Then I'll marry you next year.
• She took off his pants gently and whispered, "Make me feel like a woman." He smiled, threw his pants at her and said," Go wash it!"
• On being beaten on his ass by his sir, Sardar junior looks at the mirror to see how badly he has been beaten up and says "Sle ne maar maar ke do tukde kar diye!"
• Pray for me! I went to the doctor today and he told me that I had AIDS- Acquired Intelligence & Devastating Sex appeal. Plz don't react I'll pass it to you.
• TYPES OF FARTERS: PRETENDER: Farts silenlty and then acts innocent. SHY: Farts softly then smiles. ARROGANT: Farts loudly then laughs. UNLUCKY: Tries to fart but shits.
• How do men define a "50-50" relationship? We cook, they eat. We clean, they dirty. We iron, they wrinkle.
• One sardar was crying so badly that another sardar asked him,"Why are you crying?". He said,"I have come for my blood test and they cut my finger." On hearing this the other sardarji also starts crying. So the other asks,"Why are you crying?" The second one replies,"I have to go for my urine test!"

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• When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!
  
• I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me. You cry...I cry. You laugh..I laugh. You jump out of the window...I...I...I...look down and then I laugh again.
  
• Can't stop thinking of you..you are very special, you are one of a kind, so great, so sweet, so kind and ofcourse so CUTE, gosh! I'm talking to myself again!
  
• Those innocent eyes..Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?
• Psychiatrists say that one in four people have a mental illness. Check three friends. If they are fine then you are in trouble.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful but what the hell happended to you?
• I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful. I look at you..I....I...I'd rather look at the stars again!
• Money isn't everything. It causes pain and suffering. I'm your friend and I want to take your suffering. So, give me all your money and let me suffer for you!
• You know what I pray to God everyday in the morning that everyone gets a friend like you. Why should only I suffer?

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• Never frown even when you are sad, cause you never know who is falling in love with your smile!!
• Somewhere theres someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile. So when you are lonely, remember this is true someone somewhere is thinking of you...
• When you came in my life, you made me smile, when things weren't going right, if hugs were water, I'd send you the sea cause thats how much you mean to me.
• Cellfones can be very irritating. Have to buy a card now and then. Have to recharge the battery. Msgs get delayed but there one thing I love about it...It connects me to you.
• Yesterday is history, tommorrow is a mystery, today is a gift and that's why it's called the PRESENT.
• A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!
• I ask God to make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile. Grant you wealth, give you health and most of all give you sweet tender loving care.
• Usually I ony sms people who are either very cute, very sweet or very special. But in your case I'm making an exception...your'e all three!
• Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream, hope and love...life is beautiful!
• Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping. It came back early. So I asked why? It said angels don't watch over other angels.
• God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give you only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for you to find.
• A rupee is hard to earn, a friend is hard to find, a rupee loses it's value while a friend increases it's worth. I lost a rupee when I SMS u but who cares I got you.
• never think that life is not worth anything. If nothing else, a unique experience is gained as each moment goes by us. Thats what makes each moment so precious.
• God gave man two ends, one to sit on and the other to think with. Ever since, his success or failure has depended on which one he preferred to use the most.
• Height by great men, reached and kept; were not attained by sudden flight. But they while their companions slept; were trialing upwards in the night.
• Wake up happy..chase a cloud...laugh out loud...whistle a tune...whisper a promise...savour a memory...make it a GREAT DAY!!
• If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!
• Last night I dreamt of U. I thought of U the whole day today. I think I love U. Tomorrow I'll think of V, then W, X, Y and Z. hehe!
• Love's a complicated machinery. But sometimes a good screw can fix it up!
• Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.
• One day you will ask me what is more important to me you or my life. I will say my life and you will go and leave me without even knowing that you are my life.
• A person of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection and prayers. Send this to a beautiful person...I just did!

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