88 Lines About 44 Zelda Characters
Inspired by 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons (A parody of 88 Lines About 44 Women by The Nails) on Dr. Demento
By Blues Wolfox
Child Link is Hyrule's hero
He's courageous from the
start
Saria is the forest sage
From her best friend she must part
Mido
is the local bully
Pushing everyone around
The Deku Tree is wise and
old
In the forest he'll be found
/short instrumental
break/
Child Link: Hyah!
Saria: Yahoo! Hi Link!
/short
instrumental break/
Child Link: Hyah!
Mido: Good grief!
Malon
is a rancher's daughter
She sings an annoying song
Ingo works for Malon's
father
He'll take over 'fore too long
Talon owns the Lon Lon Ranch
When
you find him, he's asleep
Navi is Link's guardian fairy
She's annoying as
a flea
/short instrumental break/
Child Link: Hyah!
Navi: Hey!
Listen!
/short instrumental break/
Child Link: Hyah!
Malon: Hi,
fairy boy!
Kaepora is a large old bird
He gives Link lots of
advice
Richard is a white-furred dog
The reward for finding him is
nice
Zelda is Hyrule's princess
What she says is not a lie
Impa is the
sage of shadow
She teaches Link a lullaby
The guard at the Death Mountain
gate
Wants a present for his son
The lady that raises cuccos
Is
distressed because her birds have run
The boss of the carpenters
Has a
mouth that's really big
Dampe comes out late at night
He has got some
graves to dig
/short instrumental break/
Child Link:
Hyah!
Guard: You really are Mr. Hero!
/short instrumental
break/
Child Link: Hyah!
Carpenter Boss: /insane laughter/
The
man that sits by the tree at night
Couldn't possibly be more
depressed
Ganondorf, that evil king
With the Triforce is obsessed
The
Great Fairies are really helpful
But I wouldn't want their tailor
Darunia
is an awesome sage
Who dances like a drunken sailor
Ruto is a zora
princess
She thinks Link is her prince charming
King Zora is Ruto's
father
His stomach size is quite alarming
Jabu-Jabu is a fish
That
swallows everything in sight
The man you meet at Zora's River
Sells beans
that one day take flight
/short instrumental break/
Child Link:
Hyah!
Ruto: I was just lonely, that's all!
/short instrumental
break/
Child Link: Hyah!
Darunia: What a hot beat!
The kid at
Kakariko graveyard
Wants to be just like Dampe
The skull kid buys a
mask
Of which Link has to help pay
The running man in Hyrule
Field
Wishes to be a cute bunny
The happy mask salesperson's
Masks
sometimes look really funny
Rauru is a kind old man
His medallion is of
light
Sheik is Zelda in disguise
His outfit looks really tight
The
spawn of the Deku Tree
Needs your help to make him grow
Adult Link is
kinda handsome
He reminds me of DiCaprio
/short instrumental
break/
Adult Link: Huwah!
Happy Mask Salesperson: Have
faith!
/short instrumental break/
Adult Link: Huwah!
Sheik: Get
back, Link!
Darunia's son rolls 'round the city
Guess what? He's named
after Link!
If you play the Scarecrow's Song
He'll appear as fast as you
can blink
Medigoron sells big swords
That have a tendency to break
So
buy one from the Biggoron
And you won't have to use duct tape
The man at
the fishing pond
Gets mad if you catch his hat
The old man that runs the
lab
Doesn't have an ounce of fat
Epona is Link's faithful horse
She
will offer him a ride
Nabooru is a lone wolf thief
In her pant legs whales
can hide
Adult Ruto helps you find
Out how to progress through her
temple
Adult Malon shockingly
Doesn't have a single pimple
Adult Zelda
helps you flee
From Ganondorf's collapsing tower
Ganon is the final
boss
He sure ain't no pretty flower!
88 Lines about 44 Zelda
Characters!
Adult Link: Huwah!
Saria: /giggles/
/song ends/
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