Two Perfect Girls: Zelda Version

By: Blues Wolfox

(Sung by Link with Mido, Darunia, Rauru, and Ganondorf singing backup)

A one-woman man's what I wanna be,
To stay by her side so faithfully.
I would if I could, but it's just no good,
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me!

Ha! Ha! Ha! All right!

Zelda, oh Zelda!
Mal, oh Mal!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perfect girls for me!

Oh, yeah!

Princess Zelda, oh can't you see
Your body guards won't deter me?
Zelda, there's nothing I won't do.
I'll even save Hyrule for you!

My royal beauty is simply grand.
She's got my heart under her command!
But before that girl names me her prince,
I'm head-over-heels (He's head-over-heels),
I'm head-over-heels for Malon of the ranch...

Oooh!

Zelda, oh Zelda!
Mal, oh Mal!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perfect girls for me!

All right!

Malon, won't you please
Sing a ballad of you and me?
Oh Malon, if Talon will allow,
Then I'll take you to be my gal!

With her pretty smile and that pleasant demeaner,
She's my country girl and I'll never leave 'er.
It's her I think of when I hear church bells,
So, why am I in love (Why's he so in love),
Why am I in love with Princess Zel?

Yeah!

Zelda, oh Zelda!
Mal, oh Mal!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perfect girls for me!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! All right! Swing it!

(Instrumental Break)

Aw, Zelda! Whoo!

A one-woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perfect girls for me!

Oh, I've tried (tried!) and I've tried (tried!)
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside).
From these two, I won't choose! I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose!

This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough.
It's time for eeny-meeny-miny-mo...
But, wait a second! (Wait a second!)
Wait a second! (Come on and wait a second!)
What's Ruto doing? I've just gotta know!
I've just gotta know!

Oh, Zelda, oh Zelda!
Mal, oh Mal!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's...
One, no, two!
Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!
So many!
Perfect girls for me!

All right!

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