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Once upon a time in land called New York City, a glamorous young Russian Orthodox woman met a the most nebbishy of all the Russian Jew nebbishes. They came to together to form a perfect union, and out of this union was born a boy. This boy they called Antony, and they hoped he would grow up to be the most glamorous nebbish in all of the Tri-State area, marry a nice Russian girl and give them many grandchildren.
Little did they know that their little boy would grow up to be a bisexual librarian who prefered to spend his spare time writing faux-literary, occasionally pornographic stories about fictional characters. God Bless America.
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