Theron: Well guys its the finale. Been fun.
Jeremy and EC: Yeah.
Sean: All souls must part..
The Writers: O_o
Sean: What? Nevermind. Cecil had a kingdom wide tribute for his fallen brother. Everyone that lived at Baron. Took this hard. Golbez's casket was at the entrance of Baron. So everyone could see the hero and pay their respects. It was the end of the day and the ceremony. The rest of the heros were the only ones there. Mostly all of them...
Sujen: You goof.
Hits the casket.
Sujen: You had to leave didn't you. I miss hearing the doom song...I miss you.
Cecil: Brother who am I going to boss around?
Golbez's Soul from Limbo: Whoohoo!
Cecil: Come let us go.
They walk inside the Palace, Sujen holding Caracal.
Sujen: Wait. Where is Therony? He didn't come.
The trio looking out for them from the palace steps. Without them knowing they were being watched.
A 6ft man in white armor looked on from the top of a hill outside Baron's Gates. His platinum hair flowing in the night winds. The silver eyes glowing in the moonlight. His arm was around Meiglan. Her blonde hair flowing and eyes glowing just the same as his were. Her white, large wings gave them significant shadow.
Meiglan: Love?
Therony: Yes?
Meiglan: Why won't you go to the funeral?
A small sigh came from the human Dragon Knight.
Therony: I don't go to meaningless events.
Meiglan moved away from him stunned.
Meiglan: A funeral isn't meaningless.
Therony: This one is love.
He turned to her.
Therony: It was destiny for him to die. Everything that has happened. She says it will.
Just like I'm her knight. It was her that chose my destiny. I know they will revive him.
She wants them to. That's why I say it's meaningless. Why would I say goodbye to someone when I know I'll see them again. Don't get me wrong I don't like him not being here. Fate tells me that it's not over.
Meiglan: I see.
She moves back and holds him around the waist. Both of them looking back at Baron's gates.
Therony: Did you keep the spell book?
Meiglan: I did.
She raised her hand. And it appeared before them.
Therony: Their cures should be in there. Even with though it's half destroyed.
His eyes skimmed over a the spell that changed Caracal.
Therony: Here but..hmm... Zene Zombor...exchange this soul for...
Meiglan made the book disappeared.
Therony: Wait! Bring it back Love.
Therony examined the two spells below that spell.
Therony: Golbez can come back once eight of something is found.
Silently he spoke the words to half of the Ultira spell without even knowning along with the spell that changed Caracal. He took a couple of steps away from Meiglan.
Meiglan: Love are you ok.
Therony's eyes flashed blood red before returning to normal.
Therony: I'm fine. Let's head home and start again on the problem fresh.
Sean: They both took one last time at the once again pristine Kingdom of Baron. Meiglan walked away from Therony. The Dragon Knight's eyes settled onto the palace. Another flash changed his eyes from silver to red then back. Before he caught up with his love.
The couple vanishing together in a pillar of silver flames.
Theron: Well I'm done.
Hops out of the writer's chair. Sitting down in his personal lay-z-boy. He goes about writing a letter.
Theron: All this talking about Therony and Meiglan....
EC and Jeremy: What?
Theron gave them the Evil glare.
Jeremy and EC: Nothing.
Theron: Hmm ok. By the way I wouldn't mind doing part 2 for this.
Jeremy: Ok you guys this is my final post, and after going through the arcives I did a lot of reading and I found out that based on.....
EC: Just write!
Theron: Yeah really...
Jeremy: Ok fine....
Sean: So the heros were all back at Baron Castle. Today was the day Golbez was to be buried in the castle gardens. A giant statue was made in his honor. The statue was of Golby in a heroic stance, and below him was a plaque, it read "Golbez, loved my many, hated by all". Golbez would be truly missed, the turn out for the funeral was huge, it was like a giant party to celebrate Golby's pasing to the other relm. While people talked to each other Sujen sat by herself with the baby Caracal. She remembered when she first met this kitty, he hated being called kitty, and now that's what he was. And since the beggining he had been Golby's cat. Now that Golbez was gone, she would watch over this kitten. As she pet the young Caracal, she took a pink ribbon out of one of her pockets. Carefully she tied it around the kitten's neck. He looked so cute. People started to come up to Sujen to pay their final respects to her. Caracal simply ran off towards the castle.
The first to come up to Sujen was Zidane, the man from Utah.
Zidane: He was a good man Sujen.....
Sujen: Thanks.
Next to come up was Edge of Eblan.
Sujen: EDGE!!! I thought you were dead!
Edge: Nah. I told you guys, I have doubles, but now that Golbez is gone what do you say you and me go out on a litttle date?
Edge was never heard from again. The next person to come up was the fighter Astral.
Sujen: You!!! What do you want!?
Astral: To apologise. If I hadn't kidnapped you and made Golbez save you, he would still be alive, so ultimately, it's all my fault he's dead.....
Astral was never heard of again either. After this nobody else came up too Sujen. Sujen started to wonder what Cecil was up too.
~
Back in Baron Castle.
Cecil: My brother is dead, yet my kingdom is safe.....I wonder if we did the right thing, should we have defeated Ikonboardia.... Oh I just don't know.
Sean: At that moment a Baron soldier walked in, he was badly damaged and was bleeding.
Soldier: Sir, the quest to find you a women is over, all the men are dead, it was our greatest battle ever in the history of Baron, but in the end we persavered, we hath found you a women. But she may not like you, but she agreed to meet you.
Cecil: Really!!!! Bring her in.
Sean: The guard went outside and came backin with a young white Mage.
Girl: Hello King Cecil, I'm Rosa....I see you are missing most of your body parts.... That's disturbing.
Cecil: No, wait!!!!! It's no big problem.
Rosa: No, there is nothing you can say or do to make me go out with you.
Sean: Just then Caracal came in and rubbed againsed Rosa's legs. The kitten started to purr and looked up at her with its cute little eyes.
Rosa: Oh how cute! Is this your cat Cecil?
Cecil: Um...err yes, he's my kittten, you like him?
Rosa: Yes, I love kittens.
Sean: At that moment Rosa and Cecil's eyes met. It was love at first sight. Rosa then rushed up to Cecil and picked up his torso and gave him the best kiss he had ever had. Cecil then thought... Was it worth it in the end? Hell ya!
~
Meanwhile the funeral was still going on, but Sujen couldn't be there any more, it hurt her too much. She entered Baron Castle and went to the room she and Golbez used to share. She went in and layed down on the bed and began to cry.
????: Don't cry Sujen.
Sujen looked at the voice right away, it was her guardian angel again, Tracy.
Tracy: you can still revive him, save your tears for him, go find the Pheonix Orbs, you can save your love.
Sujen: I will, I'll save him.
Tracy: That's the spirit.
Sean: As Tracy disapeared, Ssujen went to the closet, there she found Golby's old sword. Quickly she put it on her belt. As she grabed her keyboard she saw something on the table as she left. It was the Golbez doll. She then pulled the string to hear one of the 100 phrases.
Golbez doll: "I love you Sujen."
Sujen: I love you too Golbez, and I'll see you soon.
Sujen then left the room to go find the pheonix orbs. As she left a shadow came from the corner of the room.
Golbez Shadow: Good luck my love......
Jeremy: And now I'm done...it's over. But there is one more thing we have to do before EC posts his final part.
EC: What's that?
Theron: I can only imagine.
Jeremy: Well I know you wouldn't think of this so let's do it now....ROLL CALL!!!!! We used lots of people through this story, and it's time we gave them credit. First off a special thanks to our guest writters, Bubbles of the power puff girls, Pathes the cat, and finaly Geg and Arthur...thanks to all of you. We also had many guest actors...and they are *drumroll* Athena playing the roll of Sujen, Brad playing the roll of Golbez, Zidane playing Theron, Munchkin playing Caracal, and finaly Badboy playing Edge. Oh and I suppose that rock played Cecil.
Rock: Ya damn straight, you owe me money too...
Jeremy: Ya anyways, there were also some celebrities who desided to stop by and help. First off, the Scooby Doo gang and the Powerpuff Girls came to help out. And Sean Connery did a wonderfull job as our announcer. And also a special thanks goes to the cat Tosca for kicking my cat's ass...indeed. And also Sujen for deverting my attention from the story and making it go longer. Thanks Babe . But finaly the writers, without the writers this would have been nothing...so I proudly present you the writers of BO stories.... Theron, EC and Jeremy!!!!!
EC: Hey Jeremy, before I finish, let's go get a drink in the city as a toast.
Theron: *snickers* Yeah, let's go get a drink.
Jeremy: OK!!!
Sean: God I love my job, oh anyways, the three were walking down the bust street to go to the bar. When in front of the bar the three stopped.
EC: Ready Theron?
Theron: Yup let's do it!!!!
Jeremy: ???
Sean: Then in one quick swoop Theron and EC pulled Jeremy's pants down right there in public. Then they began to sing.
EC and Theron: Old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.......
Sean: Jeremy just stood there wit ha dumb look on his face...a true Kodak moment.....
Jeremy: ...........
Writers: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
EC: Ooh, revenge is so sweet.
Theron: Damn straight!
Jeremy: .............
Jeremy stood there, feeling like an ass.
EC: But the suffering won't end there Golbez. I plan for more revenge, SPRITE STYLE!
A puddle of urine slowly grew under Jeremy.
Theron: You telling me Jeremy got so scared over a sprite comic, he pissed himself?
EC: Weakling. Anyway, here is the last ever part of Baron Online Stories number one.
Just as Sujen turned to walk out the door, she remembered something.
Sujen: What the hell does a Pheonix Orb look like? I know in Draon Ball, Bulma found a Dragon Ball before she actually went on the quest to find them. I need to find a Pheonix Orb before I can search for them.
A small orb rolled into the room. Caracal followed, sank low to the ground with his tail bolt up, wiggled his ass for a bit then pounced at the orb. He rolled onto his back, kicking the ball into the air with his paws.
Sujen: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A two women happened to walk by.
Woman #1: He's so cute!
Woman #2: What's his name?
Sujen: Well he was once human but an evil wizard turned him into a Caracal. We used to call him Caracal but now I guess we should refere to him by his human name Silrun.
Woman #1: Have you seen what he used to look like?
Sujen: Yeah. He managed to reverse the spell for a bit but was turned back. But boy was he cute. He had big muscles. It looked like he worked out a lot.
Jeremy: HEY!
EC: He he he! Come on Jeremy, you know it's a joke.
Jeremy: ........
Theron just sniggered.
Sujen finished describing Silrun Pepin to the women and they walked off day dreaming about him. Silrun's description was passed around the women of Baron, and they all came running to see Silrun in his kitten form. They all cooed over the young cat. One of them happened to notice the orb Silrun was playing with.
Woman: Hey, a Pheonix Orb.
Sujen: PHEONIX ORB?! Where! I need it to revive Golby!
Woman: Here.
Silrun was standing on his hind legs, trying to get the orb back. Of course, he was standing on the floor and was barely as high as everyone's ankles. He even started mewing to get their attention.
Silrun: Mew... Mew... MEW....
Woman #1: Awwwwww! Look, he thinks he's human.
Woman #2: He once was.