"The Tonight Show with Jay
Leno"
Written by Jeremy; Edited by Peter
Jay Leno: Ok folks, my next guests are the writers of the very
funny story BO stories, they are here to talk about what we can
expPetert to see in the future. Here they are, Peter, Theron and
Jeremy!!!
*Soft applause as the three walk out and sit down*
Leno: First of all thanks for coming to the show.
Theron: Thanks for having us on the show.
Peter: Indeed.
Jeremy: Doom.
Leno: Now first of all, I personally haven't read the story, but
what possessed you to write a story about Body Odour?
Jeremy: *sigh* We are really getting sick of that, BO stands for
BaronOnline, the place we write this at.
Leno: Ok, I see, so how did this all get started?
Peter: Well, I'm one of the writers for something called the
"GB Stories" where a group of characters go on insane
adventures. It's written by a group of writers like BO, including
Geg and Arthur who guest appear in BO. There have also been other
writers, like Reno, Dagger and even Golbez. However, Golbez
didn't even write one line!
Golbez: Heh....
Leno: Now I understand that there was a fight during the story,
what was that all about.
Theron: Well at one point we were going to have trials, but Peter
never told us what kind, so Jeremy continued it and did it wrong,
but he didn't know.
Peter: And I was sick at the time so I had no idea he was doing
it wrong, so when I found out I got pissed.
Leno: We can't say piss on TV.
Peter: You just did!!!!
Leno: Just continue.....
Peter: *sigh* So we started to fight about the story being messed
up, but in the end we just had two sets of trials and everything
worked out fine.
Leno: That's good to hear.... Now tell me about the sequel you
three are putting together.
Jeremy: Well we don't want to reveal to much at this point but
basically Sujen goes on a quest for the Phenoix Orbs and she
makes friends along the way.
Peter: And eventually a new evil arises and we must band together
to defeat it again.
Theron: Who the villain is...we won't say.
Audiance: Ahhh....
Leno: Sorry folks, you'll just have to wait *whispers to the
three* you'll tell me won't you.
Theron: No.
Peter: Nope.
Jeremy: It's a mongoose!!!!
Theron and Peter: ...........
Leno: Now can we expPetert there to be the goofiness we all love
in the story, like the exploits between you three?
Jeremy: Oh defiantly, I'm sure we will have many funny parts, but
we also want to keep the serious elements of the story as well.
That's why BO stories is so great.
Peter: Wait I thought you didn't read it Jay??
Leno: I may have skimmed over it a little bit....
Peter: Bloody hell.....
Leno: Stop cussing on national television dammit!!!!
Theron: But your.....
Leno: Ok well I understand you brought a clip for the next
instalment?
Jeremy: Yes I was in charge of bringing that, and I did.
*TV pops up*
Leno: Care to set this up?
Jeremy: I don't know what it is about, I just grabbed something.
Leno: Ok, here it is BO stories 2.
*Red wings music plays*
The sky was a bright blue on this morning. A row of six airships
streaked across the sky in perfPetert formation. Their
destination was Baron Castle, their home. On the lead airship was
the captain, a fair yet evil man. Golbez Harvey. He was ordering
his troops.
Golbez: Man those sails men, we don't want to crash.
Soldier: Yes Sir.
Golbez: Why did we have to steal that crystal, we had no right. I
don't want to defy the king, but this is wrong.
Soldier: Monsters coming!!!!!
Suddenly a small pigeon flew by, the men all ran in terror while
Golbez looked at them.
Golbez: Your all so weak.....
Sujen: Get up!!!!
Golbez: The gods....they speak to me!!
Sujen: You're so lazy, wake your ass up!!
Golbez: Lazy...what??
Suddenly something smacked Golbez and the world started to
fade.....
Golbez: What, is there trouble...oh sorry it was that dream
again.
Sujen: The one with Geg and Arthur? Oh you poor baby....
Golbez: *shudders* No not that one, the red wings one.
Sujen: I don't get that one, your not captain of the red wings,
your just a paladin...not even a dark one.
Golbez: Ya but...it just seems so familiar...
Sujen: I don't know but your brother wants you to report to the
throne room.
Golbez: Oh well I had better go then...I'll see you later Baby.
*winks at her*
Sujen: You big goof....
*Audience is silent*
Theron, Peter and Jay: ..........
Jeremy: That's funny, that seems so familiar for some reason...
Theron: Um... Jeremy
Jeremy: No wait Theron, I can figure this out....
Peter: *Ahem*
Jeremy: HEY!!!! This is from BO number 1...
*Jeremy turns around slowly and looks at Theron and Peter*
Theron: ......Get him!
*Both Theron and Peter leap at Jeremy and start kicking his ass*
Leno: *Laughs* we will be right back folks with Charliez
Theron... Hey Theron same name.. Go figure, anyway, stick around
we will be right back!!!
*Meanwhile watching at home......*
Sean Connery: Those blockheads, always trying to be funny....I
can't wait for the next part. *laughs*
Yuno Imzadi: I'm going to be one of them..... I'll need life
insurance.
Sujen: Oh poor Jeremy, oh well he can defend himself.
Cecil: Stupid little brother.....
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THE END