When they found the resort thingy, they got to Tifas and Clouds room. Tifa answered the door.
Tifa:Oh! This is a surprise! Ummmm... Something must be wrong.
Ace:The nerds have developed a ki blocker...thing. I cant attack them with my energy attacks anymore, and if i touch them, i get seriously injured.
Cloud walks up to them.
Cloud:..well, this is somewhat of a setback. But i cant do anything tonight, you guys can stay in the resort tonight!
Everyone:Cool!!
Dagger:Reno and i can have a room!
Beatrix:And me and Geg!
Tifa:I guess that means Ace and Arthur in a room together!
Ace:What!?
Arthur:...Okay. But we're sure as hell staying in different beds!
Geg and Beatrix are now laying in there bed watching The Simpsons.
Geg:Simpsons rock! Lets have more sex!
Beatrix:No! Why are you obsessing about that!? Youve been like that ever since that our moment in the Prehistoric!
Geg:....Youre attictive.
Beatrix:I want a serious relationship! Not something just for sex! Do you really love me or are you just in this relationship for the sex?
Geg:...Ummm... uhhhh... oooh...
Beatrix:I knew it! I have no choice but to dump you!
BumBumBum!!
Geg:Oh, come on! You can't be serious! You can't just walk away from me just for a stupid reason like that!
Beatrix:I told you, i want more than just sex!
Geg:But wasnt i good!?
Beatrix:No, not really.
Geg:...that sucks.
Beatrix starts to walk out of the room.
Geg:Beatrix, no, you cant leave me!
Beatrix:Just watch me. Ill go stay in Arthurs and Aces room.
Beatrix left the room with Geg staring back at her.
Nelson:Ha-ha!
Arthur was sleeping with the pillow over his head, holding each end over his ears. He faintly heard the door knock, got up and answered it.
Arthur:*YAWN* Oh, hellow Beatrix. What are you doing here?
Beatrix:Geg and I just broke up. What's that loud noice? And why do you have a black eye?
Arthur:Ace's snoring. I tried to wake him up to stop him, he half woke up, looked at me, punched me in the eye then went back to sleep.
Ace:Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Beatrix:I don't want him snoring throuhgh out the night. I think I'll go and wake him.
Arthur:Your funeral!
Beatrix:(smoothly) Ace... Ace wake up.
Ace:(half asleep) I don't want to go to school today, Mum.
(fully awake) Oh, Hi Beatrix. What are you doing here? I thought you were with Geg.
Beatrix:Geg and I broke up.
Ace:I never knew you were an item. Anyway, you can take my bed. I'll sleep on the couch.
Beatrix:I don't mean to impose.
Ace:Na, it's nothing. Looks at Arthur Why do you have a black eye?
Arthur:You punched me in the face when I woke you up. Your snoring is way to load.
Ace:Oh, I'm terably sorry. I do strange stuff when I'm half asleep.
Ace got out of the bed, picked up his jacket and walked over to a couch, whcih just so happened to be in the room. Ace waited till the other two were asleep, then went to sleep himself. In the morning:
Dagger:Why aren't there any pancakes or waffles?
Tifa:You can buy them, but they aren't common here in the Uk. Care ot have an English Muffin?
Dagger:... OK, might as well... Hey, these are good.
Ace walks in.
Ace:Morning.
Tifa:Morning. Have a good night?
Ace:It was OK I suppose. I ended up punching Arthur in the face.
Dagger:Why did you punch him in the face?
Tifa:Let me guess. You were snoring weren't you.
Ace:Yep.
Dagger:?
Tifa:Ace, Red just called. He wants to know when your ready to train.
Ace:Not sure really. I supose it would be a good idea though. If I can reach level three, we may be able to beat the Nerds...
Reno was asleep in his room when he was awakened by Tifa, Ace, Arthur, Beatrix, and Dagger talking in the cafiteria. He got up to join them but stopped when he saw Gegs door wide open. He went inside and saw Geg sitting on the bed staring at the door. He had been staring at it all night.
Reno:Geg? What are you doing?
Geg:...
Reno:Huh?
Geg:...
Reno:Speak to me!!
Geg:Okay. ...Beatrix broke up with me.
Reno:What!?
Geg:She broke up with me.
Reno:What!?
Geg:Stop that!
As Reno talked to Geg about his recent break up, the rest were downstairs, eating breakfast and chatting.
Tifa:That reminds me. Ace, would you mind going to get some fire wood?
Ace:Sure. You guys wana come with?
Cloud:No thanks. I'd rather stay here.
Tifa:Same here.
Arthur:I'll go.
Dagger:Me to.
Beatrix:Where ever the princess goes, I must follow.
The group trecked off into the woods. Cloud and Tifa's home was near a small forest. Ace and Arthur caried a large wood basket between them while Dagger admired the buetiful seenery, under the watchful eye of Beatrix.
Dagger:This poor tree looks like it is diying. Such a shame.
Ace:It may sound crule, and unfair but I always chop down old, diying trees.
Ace stood, looking at the tree. He then ran towards it, jumped and streached out his left leg. He pointed the endge of his foot towards the tree. When they connected, Ace fell over screaming in pain.
Ace:DAMN! that thing is tougher than I thought. Either that, or I'm out of shape. Looks like a job for Melmusa.
Ace drew the sword from his back with his left hand. He held it out infront of him, with the back of the blade near his face. His eyes were closed. After a few seconds, he ran towards it and slashed it three times in the blink of an eye. He stopped and turned his back to the tree. He returned Melmusa to it's scabberd, then turned around to look at the tree. It collapts the second he looked at it.
Arthur:Amazing!
Beatrix:With strength like that, to be his foe is worse than death!
Dagger: Ace, I was wondering. How did you get so strong?
Ace: From my power. But I am only a mear level 1. My rival is a level 3.
Arthur: What's the difference?
Ace: Level 1 looks like an ordinary human. Level 2 looks the same, but with white hair. At Level 3, the hair grows down. The longer it goes, the stronger the person. The maximum it can reach is the base of your spine.
Arthur: Like Super Sayian Level 3.
Ace: Exactly.
Dagger: Goku is so sexy!
Beatrix: Agreed!
Arthur: I thought chicks digged Vegeta!
Ace: Beats me. Anyway. There is also something called Foney Level 3. This looks like Level 1, but has almost all the strength of Level 3. However, to get the full strength, one must let there hair fall down. Finally, there is Level 4. Only one Chosen One has reached this. There are no documents speaking of what the appierence is.
Arthur: Amazing! That sounds so cool!
With the help of the other three, Ace cut up the wood and put it in the basket. Reno and Geg ran over, and joined them.
Geg: Hey everybody.
Reno: Hey. Airship flys over there headCool, an Airship. Wonder what's inside?
The gang watched as the Airship landed. They then ran over to meet up with it. To there horror, Melvin walked out.
Melvin:Behold the power of nerds!
Melvin ordered a nerd to concitrate the power of the Kai Blaster, and aim it towards Ace. electrical energy shot out of it, throwing him back against a tree. The force causeit it to tople. The group cought up with him, and watched as he screemed in pain. Electrisity could be seen flowing over him.
Melvin:Ha ha ha ha ha. The Kai Blocker is especally strong against someone who can use there energy, like your friend. Victory is ours!
Ace layed on the ground in pain. Melvin, Lyle and the other nerds stood laughing nasely.
Melvin:Now, i have things to do. I will leave Lyle here to make you all feel bad with the pain.
Melvin and the other nerds got up in the airship and flew away. Lyle was left behind to "make them feel bad with the pain".
Lyle:Well, lets get this over with. Youre all going to try to kick my ass arent you? But what you dont know is that... uh... oh wait. I cant back that up. Crap.
Beatrix and Dagger watched over Ace while Geg, Arthur, and Reno fought Lyle. Lyle was weak,even for a nerd. He could annoy people with his annoy attack, and sic distrubingly weak Pokemon on the three of them. Dispite his badness he got them pinned them down on the ground, stole Arthurs stickblade, and held it over them.
Lyle:Here comes the pain... What!? Oh crap, im missing Pokemon!!! No!
Lyle ran off to see what gay antics Ash would get into today.
Geg:Reno! Get your airship. If we follow the nerds airship, we can find their HQ!
After Lyle ran off to watch the gay show Pokemon, instead of a DBZ Marathon, the group planned what to do next.
Geg:Come on, lets go after the Nerd Airship!
Beatrix:What about Ace?
Geg:What about him?
Beatrix:Ace could by dying from the attack. We should take care of him first.
Geg:But we'll lose track of the Airship!
Beatrix:Saving a life is more importan than some stupid Airship!
Ace:(weakly) Allow... me...
Ace struggled to rasie his left hand. Even when it was fully raised, it shook like mad. Ace consitrated some of his energy into a small blast, and fired it at the tail of the Airship. It went down like a rock, ontop of a grassy mountine. The Airship strick with a huge explosion. When the smoke vanished, all the grass from the top of the mountine had vanished. What was left was an old looking temple made out of stone.
Ace:It... can't be...!
Ace raised himself into the air to take a better look at the stone temple. He could see Melvin and his army of Nerds walk out of the airship, unharmed and entered it.
Reno:What is it?
Ace:All this time, I have been searching for the Temple of Nerds. A holy ground to all nerds. Any injured or dead nerds taken there would be healed. It is a shrine to all things nerds love and increases there power. I can't believe it's right under my nose.
Dagger:Hey, you're back to normal.
Ace:Of course. The effects from the Kai Blaster has worn off. But i can't join you straight away.
Arthur:Why? We could use your strength.
Ace:From what I have gathered, the main Kai Blocker only protects against the first two levels of Chosen One. Unless Melvin and/or Lyle's Kai Blocker are more advanced, I can beat the nerds Kai Blaster by traning to Level 3. I must leave you to do so. But I shall rejoin you when I am stronger.
Ace flew off into the sky, towards the Highwind. Meanwhile, the rest of the group climbed about Reno's Airship to fly over to the Temple of Nerds.
They flew towards the Temple of Nerds. There were these larger than life statues of Ash and Pikachu. Geg started throwing up at their sight. Beatrix and Dagger were to guard the airship while Geg, Arthur, and Reno went inside. So they did. They found Melvin, Lyle and the other nerds with him.
Lyle:This is the Temple of Nerds!
Arthur:Yeah, we already know that.
Lyle:But its fun to say stuff like that.
Melvin:Yeah it is. But it is unnerd-like to have fun.
Lyle:Aww... Sometimes i hate being a nerd. But the grades are worth it!
Reno:Shut up! Now. Whats this all about!?
Melvin:Its about this crystal behind us.
Suddenly, our heros just happened to notice a 20 foot high crystal thingy hovering behind Melvin.
Melvin:This is the crystal that will change the entire world! And its name... is Patsy.
Geg:It could revolutionise the world and its called Patsy!?
Lyle:It is an acronym for Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgobulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser.
Gegs, Arthurs, and Renos brains were then beyond understanding(whatever that means).
Melvin:Why cant we just call it the Evil Takeover Thingy?
Nerd:A recent survey shows that 99% of people are more frightened by big words.
Melvin:Whatever. But with Patsy, i can turn all non-nerd humans into nerds!
Arthur:What!? Thats madness!
Melvin snaps his finger and 2 nerds bring in a hostage. Melvin then takes a small part off the crystal and blew it on the guy. He then grew nerdy and started reciting the Elememts of the Periodic Table.
Geg:Oh. Okay. But...why?
Lyle:Why? Its because of the scientists finding Cids skeloton in the dinosaur skeloton. This may make people become unbelieving in the evolution theory.
Reno: