Narrator:The world was at peace. Madness had not reared it's mad head for a while. A buch of meddling kids had seeded to that.
Some Guy:Curse those meddling kids!
Narrator:Yes, meddling kids who watch Invader Zim, eat Tacos and are lead by some 14 year old.
Beatrix:WERE LEAD BY A 14 YEAR OLD!!!!!
Arthur:I like cheese!
Dagger:A 14 YEAR OLD!
Narrator:Anyway, peace and calmness had also been restored by a dead guy.
Ace:I'm dead! All thanks to bloody Excaliber! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM? HUH!?
Ace stood there at the Spirit Check in station, the kind you see when ever Goku dies in DragonBall Z. Hell! Ace WAS in DragonBall Z. You can see King Yama at the desk, and if you look high enough, you can see the Kai's planet.
Geg:HUH? What the hell are you on about?
Narrator:Obviusly, you need an understanding of DragonBall Z to know what I'm on about.
Arthur:Cheese is good!
Narrator:Of course, DragonBall Z's afterlife wouldn't be complete without hell.
Some guy from FUNimation:IT'S HOME FOR INFINATE LOSERS, or HFIL! DragonBall Z is animated, thus it must be a kids show! We can't have people saying Hell or blood flying out from a wound in a kids show!
Narrator:.......
The Narrator pulls out a gun, and shoots the FUNimation guy.
Narrator:Anyway, in Hell was all of the villians killed by Geg and his band of heros, called..... Called... The.... Uh......
The Narrator turns around, and chats to someone behind the screen
Narrator:What's the name of the kid's group again?
Guy behind the scenes:I have no idea!
Narrator:Ah shi..... Uh, well Geg and his gang and if we go to hell now, we can see all of these villains who lost to Geg and his gang. You can tell they’re dead, as they have halos over there head. Oh... It also seems that Cell is down there, even though they never fought him. Why you ask? I don’t know.
Kuja:God I hate Geg and his gang of heroes.
Rytthew:Shut up Kuja!
Cell:I am perfection!
Kefka:We all know that Cell. So why don’t ya just shut up?!
Cell:
Aww. But I wanted all of you to know.
A sound, like that of a man screaming as he fell could be heard. Before them, landed Sephiroth
Sephiroth:OWW! That hurt! I’m gona kill that Ace kid!
Ultimecia:You mean Ace Strife? He just checked in up there. Anyway, why are you down here? Weren’t you killed by Geg and his gang?
Sephiroth:Yes, then I magically appeared back on Earth to fight Ace. Seriously, that’s what happened.
Narrator:I think we’ll leave them for the moment and return to Earth.
Ace:HEY! What about me? Aren’t ya gona tell them about me going to go train with King Kai and Goku?
Narrator:Uh.... Maybe later. We now return to Earth. Geg and Arthur have home while on holiday from college. Geg had not seen Invader Zim all semester, and was having withdraw symptoms.
Geg:Zim...... Must..... watch...... Zim...!
Narrator:But they are in for a big surprise, for Geg has infact been wearing the last Green Lantern ring.
GL Geg:I’m the Green Lantern of Earth! In Brightest day. In Blackest night. No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might beware my power, Green Lantern’s Light!
Arthur:Ohh! I have a Yellow Green Lantern ring. I’ll fire a shot at Geg with it....
GL Geg:AHHH! YELLOW! The one weakness of the Green Lantern!
The Narrator could be seen flicking through his script.
Narrator:That’s not right..... Oh, it’s the last Watch of Madness, not Last Green Lantern rign.
Everyone watched as Geg and Arthur returned to there normal selves.
Geg:You mean, I’m no longer a Green Lantern?
Narrator:Nope.
Geg:Aww
Geg and Arthur walked into their home, to find Dagger, Beatrix and Reno sitting on the couch, watching Invader Zim.
Geg:O_O ZIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Arthur:He hasn’t seen IZ at all during college.
Beatrix:So, how ya been?
Arhtur:Great! I saved this girl and we’re now dating. Meanwhile. Geg’s been chatting up our room mates but they turned him down, saying he’s not their type.
Dagger:o_O Room mates? You mean Geg’s been chatting up other men?
Geg blushes. Everyone else laughs.
Geg:ARTHUR YOU IDIOT!!!! JANINE AND FELICIA AREN’T OUR ROOM MATES!!
Arthur:But they keep coming into our room so frequently I thought they were.
Geg:Anyway, our room mate Reilly is coming to stay as well. He should be here soon.
Geg walked over to slap Arthur over the head, and suddenly found the last Watch of Madness on his wrist.
Geg:WHAT THE HELL!?! I JUST FOUND THE LAST WATCH OF MADNESS!!!! Lets change things into things!
Geg randomly spun the dial, aimed it at a lamp and fired. Everyone watched as it changed....
?????:I’m gona sing the Doom song now: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom....
Geg:Oh my god! I just created my very own Gir 
!
Reno:Oh.... My.... God!!!!
Meanwhile not far from the heros an evil being was plotting his scheme. although the desisions he had to make were hard, he would make the right one.
Golbez:Fine I"ve made up my mind...mwahahahahahahahahahaha....ok, I'll take two whoppers, fries and a coke
Cashier:That will be $5.50 thank you.
Narrator:Well.. that was.. odd.. Let me see..
The Narrator can be heard flipping through the script.
Narrator:Hey, was that suppossed to be in the script?
Guy behind the scenes:I have no idea!
Narrator:Is that all you can say!?
Guy behind the scenes:I have no idea!
Narrator:Sigh... *rolls eyes* Anyway, our heros continue to do things with Gir.. and stuff.
Reno:How come Gir has the same color as me!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Hu-
Narrator:Stop that!
Reno:...Huh!? But really, cant we give Gir a new color?
Narrator:Eh... I'd rather not.
Reno:But Gir needs his own color! I dont wanna share my color with some insane robot!
Gir:I love yooooouuu!!
Reno:Get off of me!!! Aaaaaahhh!!
Narrator:Uh-huh. Anyway, Geg and his gang await the arrival of Arthur and Geg's roomate, Reilly. And he sure is taking his sweet time! He takes too long! He's not even thinking about those waiting for him! I mean, he's so inconsiderate!!! Geez!
Ace:When are you gonna get to me!?
Narrator:Shut up! Anyway, the villains in Hell are still mad at Geg and hi--
Courpse of FUNimation Guy:Hey! You still cant say "Hell"!
Narrator:.......
The Narrator pulls out a machine gun and fires 75 shots at the FUNimation Guy's dead courpse.
Narrator:Anyway, the villains in Hell--
Courpse of FUNimation Guy:Stop saying Hell!
Narrator:Why wont you die!?
The Narrator summons a black hole and it starts sucking in the FUNimation guy.
Courpse of FUNimation Guy:You can kill me but 2 more will take my place!!
The FUNimation guy gets sucked into the black hole and it closes.
Narrator:Anyway, the villains in Hell are still mad at Geg and his gang.
Kuja:God, I'm still mad at Geg and his gang!
Rytthew:Shut up, Kuja! You didnt even fight them!
Kuja:Oh yeah...
Cell:I am still perfection!
Kefka:Not this again..
Sephiroth:I'm gonna kill that Ace kid!
X-Death:How come I havnt said anything yet?
Ultimecia:Waffles!
Suddenly a demon with an electical pitchfork came in.
Demon:It's time for the Hell Existance Evaluation!
Everyone stands up and starts walking towards the door.
Narrator: Ooh, an existance evaluation!
Suddenly, a random little kid named Timmy runs up to the Narrator.
Little Timmy:*all cute*Mista' Narrator! Tell me 'bout a Hell existance evaluation!
Narrator:*wise sounding*You see, Timmy, it's a trial for the people condemned to Hell! You know what a trial is, dontcha Timmy?
The Narrator pokes Timmy in the stomach. Timmy giggles all cute-like. Its so cute it makes you sick. Its just that cute.
Narrator: Of course you do. In there they evaluate your existance. If you have not learned your lesson, you must be forced to spend 100 more years in Hell, suffering. If you have, then they incenerate you for no real reason.
Timmy:Thanks Mista Narrator! I smart now!
Narrator:The child knows too much! To the dungons with it!
Timmy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Timmy can still be heard screaming as 2 guards grab him and take Little Screamin' Timmy to the dungons.
Narrator:Anyway, Rytthew, X-Death, Kekfa, Sephiroth, Ultimecia, Kuja, Freiza and Cell all failed to pass the Existance Evaluation, making that whole scene with Little Timmy a total waste of time.
Ace:Is it my turn yet?
Narrator:No. According to the script, some guy named Reilly is meant to appear next, then some other stuff happens then it’s you. You’re soon, don’t worry.
Ace:..... All right. I’ll wait.
Geg: 
I like my Gir.
Geg picked up Gir, and started throwing him in the air and catching him the way dads do with their new borns. He then gave Gir a hug. It was so cute, Reno was sick.
Gir:TACOS!!!!!
Geg:Lets make some Tacos.
Reno:Why don’t you use the watch to make something into a Taco.
Geg:I could do that?
Beatrix:Think about it. You used the watch to make Gir, so you could make food using the watch.
Geg:That’s a great idea. Glad I thought of it!
Reno:.........
Meanwhile, on a bus, Reilly was travaling to meet up with Geg and co. There was a huge incident with some people and a bomb, which stopped the bus. During that, the Black Ninja ran out, beat up the bad guys and disarmed the bomb.
???:Gau Gau!
Reilly:Excuse me? What does that mean?
Gau:Me Gau. Gau train in Veldt area, get strong, beat Kefka.
Reilly:Uh, OK Mr. Gau.
Bus Driver:OH NO! A BANK'S BEING ROBBED! EVERYONE OFF THE BUS!!!
Reilly:This is a job for: THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!... I mean: THE BLACK NINJA!!!
Reilly runs off the bus, runs down an allyway and changes into the Black Ninja. He beats up the bad guys, hands them to the cops then takes to the roof to reach Geg's place.
Beatrix:So, when's this guy comming Geg?
Arthur:Arthur Arthur.
Geg:...... Uh, he shouldn’t be to long.
The door bell rings.
Gir:I'LL GET IT!!!
Geg:No Gir, I will.
Gir:Yessir!
Dagger:Hey, Gir just turned red in palces.
Geg:Yeah, he does that whenever he’s gona obey someone and actually acts sane for once.
Gir:I wanna be a mongoose!
Geg:As you can see, it doesn’t last very long.
Geg opens the door.
Reilly:Hey Geg.
He looks up.
Reilly:Uh, what's that on your head?
Geg:What?
Geg looks up. He sees Gir sleeping atop his head.
Gir:Zzzz
Geg:GET OFF MY HEAD GIR!
Dagger:He seems British to me.
Reno:Another one? We seem to be over run by them!
Reilly:Actually, I'm Canadian.
Narrator:And so Reilly joins our heroes, but they don’t know what is around the corner, what doom will strike next...
Gir:I’m gona sing the Doom song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom......
Narrator:I should have never said doom......
Geg:Anyway, come on in.
Reilly walks into the house and looks around at everyone. And stuff.
Reilly:Well... Hello! I'm Reilly. I'm Arthur's and Geg's roomate... yeah.
Beatrix:I'm Beatrix! I hate Geg!
Reilly:Uh-huh..
Reno:I'm Reno, and this is my wife Dagger.
Reilly:Hi. Eh.. Why is your name Dagger?
Dagger:Well.. My real names Garnet, but my nickname is Dagger. mmyep.
Arthur:I figured we could go out and do something tonight as a group, go watch a movie or somthing.
Beatrix:Tonight!? But I have a date tonight!
Geg snickers loudly.
Geg:You? A date!?
Beatrix:Yes, I have lots of dates this month!
Geg:Whatever..
Beatrix:You're just jelous that you dont have thousands of guys all over you begging for dates!
Geg:
No... I'm perfectly... fine with... that.. In fact, I'm glad I dont have thousands of guys all over me..
Beatrix:
Yeah right..
Geg:I'm not gay, you retarded bitch!
Still, while all of this is happening, Arthur, Dagger, and Reno are chatting with Reilly and have no idea about whats going on.
Beatrix:I am not a bitch!
Geg gets out the instruction thing to the watch(which he had in his pocket.. mmyep), set the switch and pressed the button. Almost instantly, there was a dog standing right where Beatrix once was.
Geg:Now you're a biAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Beatrix jumped on Geg and started clawing at his face and biting him. Geg screamed but the other 4 just kept on talking.
Arthur:So what movie do ya wanna go to?
Reilly:Doesnt matter..
Dagger:I know, lets go see Lilo and Stitch! I hear that's really romantic!
Geg:SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!
Reno:How about Men in Black 2! That's... eh... romantic..
Beatrix:BARK BARK WOOF!!!
Arthur:How about the Hey Arnold movie?
The four of them look at each other and simoltainiously burst out laughing.
Geg:HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!