Suddenly, Reilly noticed.
Reilly:What’s going on here anyway?
Geg:I... I...... I used this watch to turn her into a dog....
Reilly:Any you wonder why she’s trying to kill you!
Beatrix:GRRR!! WOOF WOOF!! BARK!!! SLOBBER!!! GRRRR!!!!
Geg:EEEEKKKKKK!!!!! Sh.... Sh.... She’s trying to kill me......
Reilly snatched the watch from Geg.
Reilly:GIVE ME THAT!!!
Reilly pushed Geg away, then started to experiment with the watch. After many failed attempts, he finally turned Beatrix back to normal.
Reilly:I apologise for the time it took to return you to your true form, and all the mistakes I made.
Beatrix:My, what a gentleman. I forgive you. AS FOR YOU GEG!!!!
Geg:I’msorry I’msorry I’msorry I’msorry I’msorry I’msorry I’msorry I’msorry!!!!
The doorbell could be heard, and Beatrix lowered her fist. She then walked off, opened the door and went off to her date.
Reilly:I have an idea, why don’t we go and see Spider-Man?
Reno:Why not.
Dagger:Sounds like a good idea
Arthur:I’m Spider-Man!!!
And so the group went off to see Spider-Man. When they came out, it was dark. They began to walk home only to see a bank being robbed.
Reilly:Oh god! I need to go pee.
Arthur:He always does this when something bad is happening
Everyone looked at Arthur because he actually said something sane for once.
Arthur: Cheesy popcorn goooooood.......
All of a sudden, the hero known as the Black Ninja appeared out nowhere.
Black Ninja:Stand back honest civilians, while I go beat up these bank robbers.
Dagger:That voice sounds so familiar.
Reno:Yeah, how long will Reilly be outa interest?
Geg:Depends, but he comes back when the bad guys are defeated.
Reno:Ah. OK.
The Black Ninja easily defeated all the bad guys, and hopped down an alleyway.
Black Ninja:Now it is time for me to become.... Reilly
Reilly:.... Once again.
The Narrator walks onto the stage. A huge amount of screaming fans and cheering could be heard.
Narrator:Thank you, thank you. *louder than necessary*NOW BE QUIET!!
The audience instantly becomes quiet.
Narrator:Reilly ran out and met up with his friends. No-one suspected a thing.
Ace:When are you going to get to me?
Narrator:Soon, soon.... Keep you’re bloody shirt on! Anyway, the villains in Hell are growing thirsty... for revenge... Water too, I guess...
Kuja:AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Thirsty!!!
Sephiroth:Need... water!!!
Cell:I am perfection!
Rytthew:Hey! I just came up with a plan! An amazing plan...
X-Death:Tell me abouddit!
Freiza:I havnt said anything lately either...
Ultimecia:Why am I the only female down here?
Kefka:I was killed by spam!
Rytthew:Hey! I have a plan to get us out of here, remember!?
Everyone:Oh yeah.
Rytthew:We can escape from... THE EMERGANCY FIRE ESCAPE!!! Up there!
Rytthew points up to a hatch on the top of the cavern ceiling.
Sephiroth:Huh. I never knew that was there.
Kuja:You'd think that we'd have noticed it by now..
So the villains start climbing the wall suddenly,
Rytthew:Wait... It'll be too suspicious if we all escape. I'll just escape for now and find some way to open The Gates of Hell to let you all out.
Freiza:Okay.
Cell:I am perfection!
So Rytthew climbs up to the Emergancy Fire Escape Hatch and onto the surface of Earth. Meanwhile, the 2 demons watch him as he escapes and closes the hatch behind him.
Red Demon:Ah! I thought I told you to lock that hatch!
Blue Demon:Oh, just because I didnt lock it, its my fault it was unlocked, is that what you're saying!?
Narrator: Oh, no! Rytthew has escaped! Could he now be trying to find a way to destroy our heros for some reason? Could he!? Huh!?
Suddenly, 2 police men run up on stage and handcuff the Narrator.
Police guy 1:Narrator, you are under arrest for the murder of Some Guy from FUNimation and Little Timmy.
Narrator:What!? NO! This must be a mistake!! N-- Wait-- NOOOOOOO!!!!
The police guy pulls the Narrator kicking and screaming off the stage.
Police guy 2:Here's your new Narrator.
The Police guy walks off stage. The FUNimation guy that Narrator killed walked on. He smiled at the audience laughing evilly.
FUNimation Guy:Why hello... STOP SAYING HELL, YOU!!
The FUNimation guy points to a random person in the audience. That person bursts out crying for no reason and runs out the door.
Ace:Great... now we'll NEVER get to me...
Reilly: So? What did you guys think of the movie?
Arthur:I've liked it! Even though it kinda looked almost equal to The Lord of the Rings and had elves and orcs and Frodo and the whole crew from this other movie and had nothing to do with Spider-Man! But it was cool 'cause it had orcs, and orcs are cooool.....
Reno:Wha...? Hey, Arthur! That actually ISN'T Spider-Man! It's The Fellowship of the Ring!
Arthur:What do you mean? Weren't us all at room #9?
Dagger:Hmm...... That's a 6, I suppose?
Arthur:Uhhhh....... Ah! Oh, yeah! You're right! That's a 6! A-HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! ^)^'
Geg:¬_¬
Reilly:Hey, look! Aren't those your friend..... what's her name again?... Beatrix, I think, and her new boyfriend?
Geg:WHAT?!
Reno:Really, they are! Hey! Beatrix!
Beatrix looks at them, talks to her boyfriend and both come to their side.
Beatrix:Hi! So you all really came... Well, I was going to show him to you later, but... well, this is my new boyfriend.
Golbez:Nice to meet you all. My name is Golbez.
Suddenly the screen goes white and the FUNimation guy pops up.
FUNimation Guy:And now back to the GB Stories.
Geg(dubbed):I am glad we sent my brother into the Next Dimension.
Arthur(dubbed):Yes. Now he will be sitting and rotting in the Home For Infinite Losers
Dagger(dubbed):And don’t forget Kuja, the nasty man who sent my mother into the Next Dimension.
Somehow, Ace could see everything, even though he was dead and meant to be in the after life. He even had a halo above his head.
Ace:I’ve gota save the Narrator.
He finds some Video’s marked "Normal DBZ" and "FUNimation DBZ"
Ace:Hold on a minute lads - I’ve got a great idea....
Goku:Who you talking to Ace?
Ace:Goku. I need you to go into the dungeons and rescue someone for me.
Goku:OK Ace.
Goku placed the index and middle fingers on his right hand on his temple. A few seconds later he vanished.
Ace:Ahh, the good old Instant Translation. I sure hope he can pull it off though. He’s a nice chap and is really strong but being raised in the woods gave him the IQ of a Tennis Ball when he ain’t fighting. Anyway, I need to go and save the Narrator.
Judge:Narrator, you are accused of killing two people, one man from FUNimation and little Timmy. What have you got to say in your defence?
Narrator:Uh..... Erm.....
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and an angel walked in.
Ace:THAT MAN IS INNOCENT!!!
Police Man #1:It’s an angel!
Ace looked behind him, and found two wings.
Ace:WHAT THE F..... Hello! Writer! I haven’t reached level four yet!
Writer:You haven’t?
Ace:I don’t get those powers until the third story! This is based around the second one.
Writer:Oh yeah. Sorry about that.
And with that, Ace’s wings vanished, but he still had the halo, as after all he was dead.
Police Man #2:Shouldn’t you be in the afterlife? You have a halo which means you’re dead.
Ace:Don’t ask. Your honour, that man over there killed a life form that is almost as low as a Nerd.
Police Woman:That word shouldn’t be mentioned!
Ace:Oh yeah, but anyway wait till you see what they did to DragonBall Z. Tehn you’ll see how worthless the life of a FUNimation worker is.
Ace put in the tape marked "Normal DBZ". It showed scenes from the first DragonBall Z saga, known as the "Sayian Saga". In it, it showed the end of the fight with Goku and his brother Radditz. Everyone watched as the words death and kill were said. Then, when Piccolo fired the killing shot, lots of blood fired out from Goku and Radditz. It also had some excellent background music and voice actors.
Police Man #2:Such an excellent and graphic scene.
Judge:I agree, that’s a very good scene. Excellent music, excellent voice acting. But what was the point of that?
Ace:Now watch the FUNimation version.
Ace put in the tape marked "FUNimation DBZ". It was horrible. The words death and kill were replaced with "Next Dimension" and the entire, scene involving Goku and Radditz’s bloody death was cut out. The music and voice acting was also bad.
Police Man #2:That was horrible! That excellent death scene was taken out!
Judge:I agree, that was horrible. I agree with you Mr. uh..
Ace:Strife. Ace Strife.
Judge:Well, anyway Mr. Strife, the charges about killing the FUNimatio man are dropped. If anything, death was too good for him. However, Narrator killed Timmy.
Ace:No he didn’t.
As if on cue, Goku showed up. He had used the Instant Translation to return from the dungeons. He was carrying with him Timmy.
Timmy:Timmy fwee now.
Everyone:Awwwww....
Judge:Narrator - all charges are dropped. Now, take your place as the rightful narrator to GB#5 before that other FUNimation guy ruins it!
Narrator:Yes sir, your honour sir.
Narrator:Push off FUNimation guy. I’m running the show again!
FUNimation Guy:Bu.... Bu..... Bu.....
Before he could say anything else, Ace threw him into Hell, where he was beaten up by Kuja, Sephiroth, Cell, X-Death, Freiza, Ultimecia and Kefka, mainly because they had nothing better to do while waiting for Rytthew.
Silver Dragon:He sure is taking his sweet time!
Sephiroth:What the? Where the hell have you been?
Silver Dragon:Here. In just haven’t had the chance to say anything yet.
Narrator:How can I repay you Ace?
Ace:Do my bit.
Narrator:All right then.
Guy behind the scenes:Uh boss, that’s the end of this part......
Narrator:Oh. Next time Ace, next time.
Ace:OK.
Meanwhile, back on Earth.
Geg:Why don’t you come back to our house Golbez. We’ll show you around and all.
Golbez:Alright. Sounds like a decent idea.
Reno:Uh Geg - I just had this horrible thought.
Geg:What?
Reno:We left Gir alone in the house.
Arthur:Imagine all the carnage and distraction he’s caused!
Dagger:We’ve gota get back there now!
They raced home, opened the door and found it was just how they left it and Gir sitting on the coach, watching TV and drinking a drink.
Gir:I’ve got Chocolate Bubble-Gum!
Everyone sighed as Gir squeaked and drank some more Chocolate Bubble Gum Monkey Suck. Suddenly, the door busted open and Rytthew stood at outside the doorway. Everyone screamed. Rytthew then rang the doorbell.
Rytthew:Hello? Geg? Geez, if this isnt the right house, I quit!
Geg:Rytthew!? I thought we killed you!
Rytthew:Yeah, but I'm okay now... I escaped from Hell and am now looking for revenge on you and trying to find a way to open the Gates of Hell.
Golbez:Uhh.. who's that?
Arthur:It's Geg's brother.
Golbez:Whaaaaaa!?
Dagger:What are you doing here, Rytthew!?
Rytthew:Didnt I just tell you, I'm seeking revenge on Geg?
Dagger:Oh yeah.
Reno:Well, you'll never kill him, because we all look out for each other! And stuff!
Beatrix:I'm gonna go watch TV.
Everyone rolled their eyes as Beatrix walked out and into the TV room.
Rytthew:... Well, they cant guard you from this..
Rytthew reached into his pocket and pulled out a small rubber skeleton toy thing.
Rytthew:For I have Spooky: The Thing What Squeaks!
Geg:Huh?
Rytthew:For I have Spooky: The Thing What Squeaks!
Geg:Eh?
Rytthew:Sigh... Its Spooky! This little rubber toy thing. It squeaks. Oh, does it squeak... I can direct the squeaking at anyone, making that person go completely insane upon hearing the infernal squeak!
Beatrix:Insane, huh?
Dagger:Wha? Beatrix?
Geg:I thought you went to watch TV?
Beatrix:Ah, The Butt Ugly Martians was on. I'd rather stay here and protect you than watch that...
Rytthew:Enough! Now, Geg! Feel the awsome power of the insanity causing squeaking of Spooky: The Thing What Squeaks!
Rytthew begins squeezing spooky at Geg.
Reno:No! Gir! Attack Rytthew to save Geg!
Gir: