When we last left everyone, every main Final Fantasy bad guy had come to life except for FF1, 2, 3, & 4. heh... Arthur also didnt make it because he was being squished by Brahne. Anyway, they decided to commit a very evil deed. With no one to stop them they begin their story...

Kuja:Now we will destroy the world in some creative way that no one has ever thought of!
Sephiroth:I know! Lets make a big big holocost and put in a bunch of forigners to make genocide!
Kefka:Ummm.. Hitler already did that.
Sephiroth:Oh.
Ultimecia:You know that was my first plan, but Hitler took it from me. That stealin' bastard...
X-Death:I think we should be thinking about what we will be thinking of doing of our evil deed I think.
Kuja:Well, since im the most recent, then i should be the leader. Ive been thinking. Maybe we dont want power. Maybe we just need money. Think.
Kefka:Yeah, we could! We can buy anything!
Ultimecia:We could control Las Vegas! We could rig every slot machine to make its money come to us! People will go bankrupt! With that money we rule Las Vegas!
Sephiroth:Then eventually we'd rule the country! And then the World!
X-Death:And then we could send all of the world into the Void and rule it there!! AHAHAHAH!!
Kuja:What!?
X-Death:The Void is also known as the N-Zone. It is a cosmic prison of monsters that terrorized the people of the past. Evil creatures hated it there, so it must be hell for non-evil people right!? So then i planned to ressurect the Void by putting back to gether the two planets with the crystals. That way, it will be-
Kuja then summoned Silver Dragon down. It flew down, wraped its toung aroung X-Death, and swallowed him in one huge gulp.
X-Death:What the-!? Mmmpphh!!!!!!!!
X-Death's cries from inside the Silver Dragon's stomach were muffled, but when the stomach acid started working, the screaming stopped suddenly. Everyone else just stared at Kuja.
Sephiroth:Whoa. You kill your own partner. That IS evil!
Kuja:Well, i killed Brahne didnt i? Besides, he was slowing us down with his stupid talk about the N-Zone...
Kefka:That was the coolest thing ive ever seen! Anyway, we should be going to Las Vegas.
Ultimecia:I can drive any car from any time period, so I should drive. We should start out small with the casino in our town.
So they all got into a car and took a road trip to the nearest casino!
Ultimecia:Were going to the casino run by our town's Wassamada U.!
Sephiroth:Ummm... They imploded that last week.
Ultimecia:Oh.
She then swerved the car around, hitting a few padestreans and causing a few cars to go off the road.
Ultimecia:Fine then we're going straight to Las Vegas!

Which is actually back in that direction.
Swerve! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Sephiroth:Las Vegas, here we come!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Part 2