Sephiroth:Las Vegas, here we are!
Kuja:Stop doing that Seph...
Our villans have finally arived at Las Vegas. They have driven through many states, including Louisiana where they had to fight off a bunch of drunk caujun wackos. One hitched a ride, but wouldnt stop saying, "You can do it" so they threw him off a bridge. Finally they made it to Navada, the land of whores and poker, and then to Las Vegas!
Kefka:Geez... Its enough to drive a guy crazy.. The lights.. The colors.. The letter "X"..
Ultimecia:Wuss. This is a gambler's dream...place...thingy.
Kuja:Ok, thats enough. Now we need to figure out how to do this... We need to rig every gambling machine thingy in Las Vegas. Any suggestions!?
Sephiroth:Hmmm.. I dont know.. Mabey...We could use our magic!!
Kuja:Oh..
Sephiroth:Hmph... dumbass...
Kefka:I have the perfect spell.
Kefka lifted his arms in the air and started to wave them around. Then, big golden flashes that resembled gold coins.
Kefka:There. All the money won at slot machines will come to us in our secret lair place.
Ultimecia:Only one problem. We dont have a secret lair place. Oh well... lets go make one. It'l have to be out of the way of any people..
And so they went on. They had to stop for the occasional person saying, "Wanna come home with me?" and "Can i see your breasts!?"
Kuja:Damn prostitutes... Why they gotta make this trip miserable for us...?
Sephiroth:What the... who is that!?
Out from behind a building came a horrible sight. This creature had big thick frame glasses. He had a big belly and talked weird. He had an ugly smile. This creature was a Nerd!!!!!!! A creature with the deadly Nerd's touch. One touch, and it would be sudden death! And its name was...
Melvin:Hello! What are you doing?
All:AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Melvin:Oh, youre pretty miss.. Will you marry me!?
Ultimecia:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!! Someone help me!!! He will give me the Nerds touch!
Ultimecia and Melvin ran around in circles until finally Kuja decided to help.
Kuja:Dont worry! Ill kill that bastard! Flare!!!!
The Flare was successful. It burned through Melvins skin and caused him to explode. Ultimecia was saved! But then she got caught the fire from the explosion and burned to death.
Kuja:Oops...
Kefka:Nice going...
Sephiroth:heh...
Kuja:Grrrr... Forget it.. So we're down to only 3 now so what!? We can still accomplish this goal right!? Ok now.. Watch this!
Kuja then used a spell to create a large underground facility thingy. They went inside it to see that they already had over $1,000,000!
Sephiroth:Yes it is working! Soon we will be the rulers of Las Vegas!! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!! HA HA-*hack* *cough* ugh.. sorry.. Something got caught in my throught.. Anyway.. HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Part 3