Bum Bum Bum Bum!!! After Ultimecia was killed by the exploding Melvin in our last part, our not-so-heros created their secret underground thingy. Every hour they got another million. After a day, they started to see people homeless and signs that said "will drop pants for money". But there was always a crazy old man dropping his pants for free, singing, "Old gray mare she aint what she used to be". Why? Because he was a crazy old man. But you dont know what the hell i am talking about, so back to the story.
Kefka:Whoo-hoo! We are swimming in cash!!
Sephiroth:Ha-ha! Yeah! This is so strange!! How much money have we gotten already!?
Kuja:Its hard to keep calculating, its coming so fast!! Lets see... 5 billion... 20 billion... 100 billion dollors!!! *does a Dr. Evil laugh*
Kefka:Well, I think we should get offa our lazy asses and seize control of Las Vegas!!
Long story short: They did by convincing people to turn to them for finantial support.
Kuja:We are the rulers of all Las Vegas!! Soon to be the world!!
Sephiroth:Yes, we now have the entire population of Las Vegas at our mercy!
Kefka:But how do we know that the people will just think of this as an obnoxious fad, like Pokemon?
Kuja:Hey what the hell does Pokemon have to do with us!? There are huge differences between Pokemon and us! The main one being Pokemon sucks, and we dont! But if its that obnoxious fad thing youre worried about, dont worry. Ya know, they said the same thing about Erkle and-- that little queer, I'd like to punch that kid!!

Townsperson#1:Please accept this offering of our grattitude!!
Townsperson#2:Yes!! We love you!! And no... Im not gay...
The three of them were becoming quite the popular thing in L.V. L.V.... That doesnt sound right does it...? I'll just call it Las Vegas from now on then. Anyway, most of the people came to bring an offering of everyones least favorite meat by-product: Spam!
Kefka:Spam...? What is spam!?
Kuja:Thats what alot of people would like to know...
Sephiroth:What the hell are they trying to pull!? Are they poisoning us!?
Kuja:They obviously have no sense of taste. And, there immune system works so perfectly, that they have no sickness from it.
Kefka:Ahh.. I dont think itl be so bad.. *takes some to open his mouth to eat some*
Sephiroth:I wouldnt do that!!!
Kuja:Listen to him!!!! Oh, crap. Too late.
Kefka took a bite out of the spam. Then his mouth made a gagging sound. Then he vomited. Not just puke, but all of his vital organs came splashing out: his heart, his lungs, his brain... Then he fell over dead.
Kuja:You bastards!!! Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, just like for X-Death, Silver Dragon came down, wraped its toungue around the two townspeople who brought the spam, and swallowed them alive.
Townspeople 1 & 2:Forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were screaming this as they fell down the esophagus into the stomach, where their thick heads(heh) somehow kept Silver Dragon from digesting them. So they were doomed to live out forever inside the stomach of Kuja's Silver Dragon.
Sephiroth:Hey! I wanted to kill the bastards!
Kuja:Tough. I have the only thing good enough for killing bastards. And that is my Silver Dragon! Capable of swallowing 10 bastards at one time!
Sephiroth:Show off... Anyway, for the rest of you townsbastards! This is your warning! Fall out of line with us, and get swallowed and then, unless you have a think head, digested!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Later, inside the secret underground thingy...
Kuja:I cant believe theres only 2 of us now...
Sephiroth:So, what do we do now?
Kuja:I have a now plan... we plant a large, however many miles long the U.S. is wide, circular device on top of a large bendable metal stick on China. We rise it over the U.S. directly above the sun... The U.S. would be in complete darkness!! Electric lights and heaters running all day long!
Sephiroth:Cool! Every plant and tree will die! Owls will deafen everyone with eternal hooting. My kinda place!
Kuja:Yeah...
Kuja then pressed a button. The floor opened up to reveal a model of the United States. All the cities were detailed with small buildings and such. Then on the side of the room, a big metal circle on a sorta robot arm came and settled directly where the sun would be that would disturb every person in every town in every state.
Kuja:Hahahaha! We will crush everyone untill they grovel before us! *he looks down on the model and steps on a city*
CRUNCH!
Kuja:Take that Chicago!
CRUNCH!
Kuja:Take that New York City!
CRUNCH!
Kuja:Take that Las Vega-- Oh, fiddlesticks.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Part 4