Arthur and Geg got mad at Beatrix for telling everyone how to read invisible messages. They made a plan... kill.. Beatrix....
So one night, Beatrix was on Patrol on the castle....... Arthur and Geg jump her.... And then, Beatrix takes out.... SAVE THE QUEEN! And performs SHOCK! And then Arthur and Geg die!!!!!!!
Beatrix puts her sword away swaves her hair and says.... "Is there any one out there strong enough to face me?" Then, all of a sudden, Beatrix listens a voice coming from a radio near there: LIFE!!!! Beatrix: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Arthur & Geg: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bwahahahahah!!!
Beatrix: How... How... How did you do that?
Arthur: We thought that you might use a cheating utility to make our levels to go down to 0 and then we recorded our voices casting LIFE into... THIS tape recorder I have here, since we would never be able to cast it with a so highly down level. Gyahahahahahaha!!!!
Beatrix, astonished, can't move up a finger...
Geg: Bwahahahahahaha! Now you're gonna pay for what you've done!
Beatrix: WHAT???!!! But... but... What have I done?
Arthur: Oooh!... You forgot?... You said everyone how to read my post!!!
Beatrix: Eerrr... Wait! Wait! Geg, I didn't say how to read your post, only Arthur's one!
Arthur: WHAAAT??!!!
Geg: Yeah... That makes sense... BUT YOU STILL KILLED ME!
Beatrix: Yes, but remember that I wouldn't have tried to kill you if he hadn't say anything in your Guestbook and then I'd never said that there...
Geg: Hmmmmmmm...
Arthur: Hm? What?! No, no... Wait!... Hey, Geg! You're not thinking about betraying me, are you?
Geg: SHE'S RIGHT! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL!!
Beatrix: (Yes!)
Arthur: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Beatrix & Geg: Now You're gonna pay for every thing you did!!!!!!!!!
Arthur: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Geg:Hmmm... I dont like betraying.. I am siding with Arthur again!
Beatrix: hmph! I dont need that weakling Geg on my side, I just need DAGGER!!! Your Majesty intuders! Lets join forces Dagger! Your Eidolons will kick there asses!
Dagger: Beatrix.... you forget were the same person....
Beatrix: Oh yeah!
Dagger: *rolls her eyes*
Geg: Enough chit chat! NOW DIE BEATIX AND DAGGER! *takes out gunblade and jumps in the air threating to take Daggers life*
Dagger: !!!! oh no Zidane help me help me! MAMA!
Steiner: Whats all the noise?
Beatrix: Call the knights of Pluto! And the Alexandrian army! *Beatrix jumps in the air and Beatrix sword and Gegs balde collide*
Beatrix: *lands on the ground and slices the radio in half! No more reviveing for those two!*
Beatrix: YEEESS!
Steiner: yes ma'am!
Arthur: I have no attacks I'm sooo weak...
Dagger: *grins at Arthur*
Arthur:.... Whaaaaat? is there some thing on my face Dagger?
Dagger: *summons shiva and Arthur dies!*
Geg: NOOOOOO!!! ARTHUR HOW COULD I HAVE BEN SOOOOO WEAK!!!! If you die I wish to take my life along with you Arthur.... cuz I love you...and no..... I'm not gay....
The knights of pluto and the Alexandrian Army come tackle Geg and they all stab him to death and Arthur too even though he was dead... so Arthur was target practice...

Later......
Geg and Arthur were cremated and the cats used there ashes for klitty litter for the royal kittins...... sad....
Geg and Arthur:LIFE
Beatrix:Wha? How?
Geg:Hah! You thought you could defeat us!? We made a hundred extra radio thingys! Now we will kill you all!
Arthur: Yeah! Even though all my attacks suck and i am embarassingly weak, we will still kick your butts! Beatrix: Over my dead body!
Geg:Yeah.. Thats the point.
Beatrix: Oh. Right.
Dagger: Enough! Lets fight!
Steiner: Have at thee!!!!
Arthur picks up a stick and throws it at Steiner
Steiner: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! DEATH
Arthur: Whoa. Maybe i am strong!
Beatrix: NOOOOOO!! Steiner! I will kill you both!!!
Suddenly, Arthur screams:
Arthur: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Geg: What?! Arthur's evolving!!!
ARTHUR evolved into MEWTWO... *cough* *cough* I mean... into SAVIOR SEPHIROTH!!!
Sephiroth: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now you're all going to know the power of my wrath!!!
Beatrix: Oh, no! When he killed Steiner, he got enough experience to get back to level 99!!!
Geg: Wait a damn minute! I was your friend! You aren't supposed to kill me!
Sephiroth: Hmmmmmm... Yeah... That makes sense...
Beatrix: But Geg! If you kill him, then you'll get all his experience to you, and then you'll have 65535 Exp. Pts.!!! You could even get to level 100!!!!!!!
Geg: Interesting... Ok, I'll help ya...
Sephiroth: No, no! Wait! Now I remember you said something about don't like betrayal!!!...
Geg: But this is not betrayal, 'cause you wanted to kill me!
Sephiroth: Who? ME?
Hmmmmmmm... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Oooooh! That? Ahahahaha... No... I was kidding...
Geg: You can't run away from me, now!
Beatrix: YEAH!
Sephiroth: Ah-ha! Is that so? Then I'm going to kill you! METEO!
Beatrix & Geg: HEEEEEELP!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!
Sephiroth: Mwahahahahah!!! What? Nothing happened?
Beatrix & Geg: ??????
Sephiroth: OH, NO! I JUST GOT LEVELED UP, THEN I HAVE NO SUFFICIENT MP TO KILL YOU!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Beatrix: Ahahahahaha! You may now suffer the consequences!
Geg: Prepare to die!
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Geg and Beatrix start battling with Sephiroth who has no sufficient capacity to counter-attack, 'cause everything he has are some few magics with waste more MP then he has at the time...
An then, suddenly, out of nowhere, the all-powerfull Gold Sagittarius Cloth, which breaks into pieces and go and cover Sephiroth's body!!!
Sephiroth: I am HE-MAN! The most powerfull man in the universe!!! Gyahahahahahahaha!!!!!! There is no way back now!!!
Beatrix & Geg: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Beatrix: Hmph! Sephiroth is a weakling Compared to me! I am The General Beatrix of the Alexandrian Army! I Show NO MERCY!!!!
Sephiroth: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm sorry I'm a Girl Boy! I'll go cut my hair and make a wooden sword! For Sticks are my profession!
Beatrix: Dont make me repeat myself! Its bad for my health...
Geg:I'll get the Galbadian Army! And..
Beatrix: GEG DONT ACT SO WEAK!!!! We can take this weakling out with ease!
Geg: *gulp... pisses pants*
Beatrix: EEEWWWW GROSS GEG!!!!!
Geg: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Suddenly Geg becoms 40 pounds over weight and has glasses thick glasses and wears boxers and a tank top with his belly sticking out and has a thick book in his hand and says:
Geg:Hello my name is Melvin! *sniffs alot of snot* I like to collect Stamps! Hey look a 1967 stamp of Elvis Presly! And heres one of 2 swans making a heart!
Looks towards Beatrix and Blushes*
Melvin: Oh my your pretty miss will you marry me?
Beatrix: AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Help me Sephiroth!
Jumps in his ares like Shaggy and Scooby Doo when there scared!
Sephiroth: *winks* Dont worry babe I'll take care of ya!
Beatrix: yaaaaaay!
Takes out Masamune and slices Melvin in half!
Sephiroth: K babe where were we??? *un zips zipper*
Beatrix: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Its Tiny!
Beatrix runs and throws an Atomic Bomb at Seph and he dies and once again Beatrix wins!*
Melvin:LIFE Whoa.. What the heck happened??
Melvin turns back into Geg.
Geg:Geez Beatrix, at least make the story make sense.. Come on? Melvin? Is he one of Steiner's nerdy Knights of Pluto?
Beatrix:Shut up! I make the story my way, you make it yours.
Sephiroth:Hey! Dont ignore me!! Now i will kill you both for insulting me!! DIE!!
Dagger:Why havent i been mentioned in a while? I guess i just havent done anything exiting.. Anyway, you will never be able to kill them!! I will just revive them!! Then i will summon Bahamut and ki-
While Dagger wasted time talking, Sephiroth walks up and sticks his sword through her chest.
Dagger:Oh, shi-DEATH
Sephiroth:Well, that was easy.
Geg:Whoa.. you are strong.. sorry about the betrayal! Lets join forces and defeat Beatrix!!
Sephiroth:Why do you always betray me, and then make up as if nothing happened?
Geg:Who cares? Lets get her!
Beatrix:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Beatrix: Hmph that scream was an act!
Geg: Really?
Beatrix: Hmph!!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY SEPH FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THE QUEEN!!!!!! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS!! *casts holy on Seph*
Seph: AARRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*dissolvs*
Then Beatrix casts Full-Life on Dagger
Dagger: HMPH!.... wait.... as a queen I must show maturity! Lets talk about this problem, eat Smores around a camp fie and sing Kumbia. And Have Seph rott in hell for killing me!
Geg: CAN WE HAVE TACOS TOO?????
Beatrix: Yes your majesty, lets have tacos too
Dagger: Okay!
Geg & Beatrix: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
later....
Geg, Beatrix, and Dagger are all holding hands by the fire eating smores and Geg is feeding Beatrix her smore....
Beatrix: mmmmmmmm thanks Geg!
Geg:No prob!
Beatrix and Geg start making out.
Dagger: uuuuuuuuh? Can we get to the point please?
Beatrix: Yes, lets.
Dagger: Okay you first Geg!
Geg: Okay..... ya see Beatrix told everyone how to read invisible messages and we got pissed!
All was peaceful now in the Kingdom of Alexandria. Sephiroth was dead, Dagger was alive, and Beatrix and Geg were having an affair, since Steiner was dead. We join them now in the royal bed..
Beatrix:EEEEEAAAAAH!!! OHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!! OH, GEG!! I see a spider!!!
Geg: Oh, sure.
He kills it with his gun.
Beatrix: Ok, lets go back to what we were doing before... Watching T.V.!!
Geg:Yeah!
Suddenly, Dagger comes in suspecting to see something else..
Dagger: Oh, crud. I wanted to get in to some of that action too.. Anyway, I just came in here to say hi to the 2 best Generals in Alexandria!
Geg:Yeah. I guess when you saw me fight against you and then with you and then against you and then with you again, I guess its only natural that you make me an Alexandrian General!
Beatrix:Im still a better fighter than you are.
Suddenly, a large voice comes from a long-forgotten radio thingy..
LIFE
Dagger:What the heck was that!?
Sephiroth rises from the ground!!!!!!!
Sephiroth:Hah! Now everyone will die!!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
Beatrix:Be ready to give your life, Geg! This may be it...
Geg: I'm sorry, I'm not ready... Sephiroth, wanna join me?
Sephiroth: Ok...
Sephiroth joined Geg's party!
Dagger: WHAT???!!! You're going to excuse him THAT easy?
Sephiroth: ... Why? It shouldn't have gone this way?
Beatrix thinks a bit and says:
Beatrix: Arthur, wanna join my party?
Arthur: He asked first...
Dagger: Oh, yeah?
Dagger uses Cheat O'Matic on Sephiroth to make him to disappear.
Dagger: Hahahahahaha!!! You can't defeat me, now!
Geg: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Arthur: Hmmm? Hey, why am I back like this?
Dagger: What? Arthur unevolved!!!
Beatrix: Idiot! He's back to his inicial form! You should have made his HP to go down by 65535!
Dagger: Hehehe
Beatrix: Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Beatrix, then, summons Steiner back to life.
Beatrix: Steiner, help me held up SAVE THE QUEEN, quick!
Steiner: Ok...
He understands nothing of what's going on, but as a good summoned guy, he does it...
SAVE THE QUEEN starts glittering and Arthur and Geg get BLIND.
Geg: Oh, no!!! What should we do, now???!!!???!!!???!!!
Beatrix: Hahahahah! Now I'm going to kill ya with my very hands!!! ... ... ... Hmm? Steiner!!! Push SAVE THE QUEEN back down! NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Steiner: Uh?
The light shining from SAVE THE QUEEN is reflected in Arthur's and Geg's sunglasses (which appeared when they got BLIND), making Dagger, Steiner and Beatrix to get BLIND, also...
Arthur: EYEDROP!
Geg: Wow! I can see again!
Arthur: Now cure me!
Geg: Ok... EYEDROP!
Arthur quickly runs and, protecting his eyes, destroys SAVE THE QUEEN with one hit.
Beatrix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dagger: Oh, yeah? Then I'm going to cure ya, Steiner and Beatrix, don't worry!
EYEDROP!
Steiner: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Steiner disappears...
Dagger: What?
Beatrix: You used GRANADE on him, instead of EYEDROP!!!
Dagger: But I'm sure I had one right here...
Geg: Gwahahahahaha!!!! When I got out of your party, I toke away all your items!!! Except for that granade, 'cause it was very uncleaned...
Arthur: Now prepare to die!
Beatrix & Dagger: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Arthur:HAHAHAHAHAH!! We sure have done alot since we started fighting!!! But now you will all die!! Alexandria will fall at our hands right Geg?
Geg:Wait.. You are going to destroy Alexandria!?
Arthur:Why shouldnt I? Its fun to blow up stuff!
Geg:No way, Arthur! I am an Alexandrian General! I will not let you take it down!
Arthur:So youre turning on me AGAIN!?!?
Geg:Yeah, strange how this thing is going, isnt it?
Beatrix:So, the tables have turned! ....again..
Dagger:Not really. We're still Blinded!!
Beatrix:Hey, i look cool in sunglasses!
Arthur:How do you know? You cant see yourself!
Beatrix: Oh. Yeah.
Geg:Enough! Arthur! Lets dance...
Arthur:Yay!!
Arthur gets out a big stick and dances under it.
Geg:Idiot! I was using a metaphore for fighting!!!
Arthur: Ohhhhh... I'll kill you then!!
Arthur gets out the big stick and, with his teeth, forges a new sword.
Geg takes out his Gunblade, also.
Geg: That's it, Arthur!
It's the final battle!
Arthur: It is the first one, still.
Geg: Shut up!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geg attacks Arthur with his sword.
Arthur defends himself with his Stickblade...
They keep fighting more or less as I saw somewhere...
Ok, I don't remember where it happened...
Back to the fight...
Suddenly, Geg makes Arthur to fall down.
Geg prepares a magic spell while Arthur, apparently, only prays...
Geg: Fireball!
Arthur: Reflect!
The fireball is reflected and hurts Geg.
Geg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Geg steps back in pain.
Arthur: You won't kill me that easily!
Geg: Oh, yeah? ODIN!!!
Arthur: WHA...?!
Odin is summoned and comes in Arthur's direction.
Odin: Zantetzuken!!!
Arthur: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Odin disappears.
Arthur lowers himself not to be attacked and the Zantetzuken cuts only Stickblade on half...
Arthur looks at it:
Arthur: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geg: Adios! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Arthur: Step back! I still have one last hope! ICE!!!
Geg: Huh?
Arthur's half-sword starts shining and turns into an Ice Sword!
Geg: Don't make me laugh! You'll never hurt me with that, 'cause I have lots of ICE magic spells junctioned within my defense status!
Arthur: Oh, really? Than look at THIS!
Arthur attacks Geg with his all-new sword. Geg defends with his Gunblade, but it gets too cold and he lets it fall on the ground.
Arthur: Now you'll get what you deserve!
Geg: Fire!
Arthur's all-new sword melts down...
Arthur: GODAMMIT!
Geg: Bwahahahahaha!!!! Now there's nothing you can do!
Geg takes his Gunblade from the floor.
Arthur: Oh, yeah? Full-Life!
Arthur's Stickblade is completely restored.
Arthur: Level Up!
Arthur's Stickblade turns into a new SAVE THE QUEEN.
He attacks Geg. Geg defends. Geg attacks him. Arthur kicks him in the neck, making him to fall down and his sword to fall apart...
He approaches Geg and puts his sword against his throat, about to kill him...
Arthur: You can't run away, now...

To be Continued...
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