Beatrix:Whats going on?
Dagger:I think Arthur is winning!
Beatrix:Oh, no! Geg!
In a last action of hope, Geg throws some Eyedrops to the girls.
Beatrix and Dagger:I can see!!!
Arthur:Huh?
Geg:Aha!
Geg jumps up and stabbs Arthur! Unfortunatly, they had all forgotten about a sertain something... LIFE. Bum-bum-bum!!
Arthur:Hah! As long as those radios are there, I can never die!! Well, you cant either..
Geg:Grrr.. We need to destroy those radios! Someone needs to hold down Arthur and kill him while we destroy the radios!
Beatrix:But, whos fat enough to do that?
Dagger:*thinks about it*I know!
Dagger then casts Life on a grave neer the castle.. Then a huge blob comes out of the ground. And the blob has a name.. Queen Brahne!
BrahneWhoa.. Im alive! Hello, Garnet!
Dagger:Mother! That man over there wants to destroy Alexandria!!
Arthur:Who? Me? I dont know what youre talking about!
Brahne:*turns to Dagger* See Garnet? He doesnt know what youre talking about!
Dagger:Wha?
Arthur:Yeah, Dagger, maybe youre hallucenating!!
Brahne:What!? My daughter does not hallucenate!! I should kill you!
She jumps on Arthur, killing him.
Beatrix:Now, Ill destroy the radios with this gernade! *she does*
But, when she does, every radio lets out one last LIFE. Then, every bad guy of Final Fantasy's past came to life!!
Geg:Uh-oh. I hope they dont join forces to comit some evil deed!
Kuja:Hey! Lets join forces to comit some evil deed!
Dagger:Shouldnt we try to stop them?
Everyone:Nah!
Geg:Lets go watch TV!!

The End!!!