Everyone celebrated the fall of Sepiroth. People all over the world(except Iraq) were dancing in the streets for some reason and getting drunk and such. But... Not everyone was not happy. The Silver Dragon of Kuja was flying around in the air thinking about what had happened.
Silver Dragon:Okay... What should i do...? Just fly around and eat bastards... or kill Geg and his gang?
Thats right. Silver Dragon had heard about Sephiroth killing Kuja. He got really mad. So he came up with a plan... Kill.... Sephiroth. He was diving down on Sephiroth, about to incenerate him with firey breath. He was standing in a doorway, holding Spam for some reason. But then he saw a person sneeking up behind him. She grabbed his sword and shoved it up his ass.
Silver D.:Ok... I was going to kill Sephiroth. But then someone else killed him. Now, i must kill that person for taking that chance away from me. But who was it? I know it was someone in the five... Ill just kill all of them.
For no reason, he flew off toward Alexandria. Meanwhile...
Gir:Lets make Biscuts! Lets make biscuts!
Geg:heheh.. Gir is such an idiot... If he was hungery, hed ask to make tacos.
He said tacos very loud, because Dagger was getting so very tired of making tacos.
Dagger:Make your own stupid tacos!
Arthur:I am sad... I wanted to watch Pokemon...
Just then Silver Dragon came down from the sky and landed right in front of them.
Beatrix:What the!?
Silver D.:I dont know which one of you killed Sephiroth, so i will kill all of you!
Geg:Beatrix did it!
Beatrix kicks him in the head like a big karate thingy.
Silver D.:Well... That doesnt matter anyway. I will still kill you all.
With that he drew back a breath, and shot a ball of fire right at Brahne. She was decinegrated.
Dagger:Noooo!! Mother! i cannot reserect you unless there is a body! ... You are dead for good this time...
Silver D.:Hah! I love seeing people die! Now i will kill the rest of you one at a time!
Then out of no where, Silver Dragon froze. He just stopped. And slowly... he started disapearing. Then he vanished into air before their eyes.
Beatrix:What the hell was that!?
Arthur:Wait! I am getting a transmission from someone. He says he knows why that happened.
Geg:Who is it?
Arthur:Reno, former Turk.
Reno:Arthur, can you read me?
Arthur: Yeah, what is it Reno?
Reno:I was doing some reasurch on Kuja, and learned something - he has the power to summon his Dragon from anywhere, making it vanish into thin air, much like you just saw.
Geg: What! Kuja is still alive!
Reno: Yep. He had Auto-Life equipted when he fought Sephiroth. His current location is unkown, but your mission, should you chose to acccept it, is to track him down and kill him. You can use as many people as you want, but i recomend you have well balacned team.
Geg: OK, Arthur and myself both use Gunblades, Beatrix uses swords and Dagger uses White Magic and Summons. We need a Ninja and someone who uses Black Magic.
Reno:Cloud Strife is a powerful Martial Artist. I recomend you hire him. The only problem is that he lives in the UK. If you wish to have him, I'll send him over by plane.
Geg:OK. Send him over.
Reno:By the way, congrats on your victory against evil... None of you are as strong as me... but that goes without saying..
Geg:Im sure Reno...
Arthur:I didn't see you fighting!
Reno:Very observent! No... I was off saving France. Pathetic little weaklings.
Beatrix: I think Reno is a little too confident in his abilities.
Reno:Well, I just saved all you funky little strumpets.
Dagger:True as that may be, I don't really like you.
Reno:I don't believe that. You think im the best thing since sliced bread, right?
Dagger:Actually I want to have an affair... But id never tell you!
So they all piled on to an airship.
Reno:At least we have an army in case we run into trouble in England!
So they flew to the UK and missed Cloud's adobe/house/apartment complex/hut by about a mile.
Geg:Guess we are hoofin' it from here...
Beatrix:You are always so doomy, Geg.
Geg:Thats not true... just because we are having an affair does NOT mean you can pick on me...
Suddenly, an object started falling out of the sky... MELVIN!!!!!!!!
Melvin:You have caused me too much trouble Geg, Arthur, Beatrix, Dagger. Wait a second... who is this bum???
Reno:This "BUM" is a former Turk, willing to wipe your a... WHAT IS THAT! SOME SORT OF MEAT SUBSTITUTE!?!?!?
Cloud magically appers out of no where.
Cloud:It is, Reno... But I am immune to it.
Melvin:Yes! This meat by-product thingy is Spam! I like spam... Now witness me as i eat it!
Cloud:Ah! I am afraid! But i must keep up my manlyness if i want the girls to want me...
Beatrix:Cloud... You said that out loud.
Cloud:Crap.
Melvin:Quiet! Now.. I just ate all my Spam, so i have nothing to threaten you with. So i will just be on my way, humming the theme to Invader Zim.
He goes on his way and hums the theme of Invader Zim. But he freezes. He starts slowly dissapering. Then he was gone.
Arthur:What!?
Reno:No! My theory must have been wrong! Kuja is alive i know that.. But he can only summon Silver Dragon... Something is going on..
Geg:Geez... Dont be scared Beatrix! Here...
They start making out.
Dagger:Oh.. What the hell?
She starts kissing Reno
Arthur sighs and tries to make a move on Cloud. Cloud punches him.
Beatrix:Ok. First things first. We can figure out whats going on later. Right now, we need to find Kuja and stop him from doing something... bad...
Reno:Dagger! Get off me! I dont like you!
Dagger:What!? After that kiss, you dont want me!?
Reno:Believe me. I have had many kisses, and most were better than that.
Arthur:Ok, stop now. You know, Dag... I am free to be kissed anytime. Really, anytime
Cloud:Hmmmm... Geg has been suspeciously quiet...
They walk over to Geg who hasnt been listening to a word they've said, because he was watching one of those little portible TVs.
Reno:What are you doing?
Geg:What does it look like? I am watching TV. You guys are not dragging me along on another quest with me missing my shows!
Then the screen got all fuzzy. A TV announcer guy showed up.
TV Announcer Guy:We now bring you updates on this event in history. Right now, the thought to be dead Kuja is rampaging through downtown New York City.
Kuja:Hahahahah!! Sephiroth was a weakling! I am the only rightful ruler of the world!
Kuja then froze. Just like Silver Dragon and Melvin. He started to dissapear. Then he did. The 6 of them stood dumbfounded.
Arthur:What was that!?
Beatrix:Well.. that answers our question. Kuja is not behind these dissaperences.
Geg:But who is...?
Meanwhile...
2 men in lab coats were standing near a lot of tubes with things floating in it. In them was Melvin. Kuja. Silver Dragon. And another person.
Man #1:Another good capture.
Man #2:Yeah... That makes 4. Only one more to go....
Suddenly, Melvin exploded into 3 pieces... No one knows why only three, but it didn't matter because the other two guys put him back together.
Back to Geg and gang.
Geg: Ohhhhhh!!!!! A taco commercial!
Reno: You are addicted to tacos, Geg.
Geg: And your point is??? And you wouldn't know anyway because you weren't here before.
Reno: I saw it in the newspaper.
Beatrix: You guys do realize that our story has gotten nowhere, right.
Arthur: Cool. I blame Cloud because of his wimpyness.
Cloud: WHAT!!!
Reno: Did you guys ever notice that Cloud seems to dislike me?
All: YES!!!
Cloud: Not entirely true, Reno.
Now. All our heroes are very confused about what they should be doing.
Geg and Beatrix start makin' out. So do you Reno and Dagger. Then Cloud and Tifa.
Arthur: I am lonely. Maybe if I figure out who did the dissaperings, I can win the lady's hearts.
All Girls: NO!
Arthur: AHHHH! They can read my thoughts!!!!
It was starting to get dark, so the group set up camp. All of them had gone into there tents, with the exception of Cloud.
Cloud:I was always under the impression that Kuja was behind the disaperiences. That's what reno told me. but if Kuja isn't to blame, then who is?
Cloud stood up, and staired into the sky, still deep in thought. He lowered his head, ran his right hand through his hair and finally rubbed his left hand down his face.
Cloud:Should I bother to train for the moment? Na, I'll go to sleep.
In the UK, Cloud Strife is living with his girlfriend, Tifa Lockheart a well known Martial Artist, who had started to train Cloud in martial arts. Anyway, Cloud walked over to his tent and went to sleep.
The team woke up at the break of dawn - with the exception of Cloud. Arthur walked into Cloud's tent, and started to kick him to wake him up.
Arthur:Come on Cloud, wake up.
Cloud:Bugger off Arthur. I didn't go to sleep since late last night
A pissed off geg walked over to see what was going on.
Geg: Why were you up so late last night Cloud?
Cloud:I was thinking. *Yawn* I was always under the impression that Kuja was behind all of this, but if he also disapeired, then who is? It must be some one with either a: Magical powers, or b: a scientist with a teleporting machine.
Geg:Whatever Cloud. Now get up so we can leave.
Cloud: Fine, I'll get up. Besides, where the hell are we going?
Geg:... I don't know actually.
Cloud rolled his eyes, picked up his sword Ultima Weapon and started to follow the group.
Meanwhile, in a secret lab.
Man #1:I've done it. I've found the fifth specimen.
Man #2:Excellent. Soon we will have them all under our control. And then nothing can stop us.
Arthur:I still think we could do alot better without Cloud.
Cloud:Insolent fool boy! That does it! We are going to fight to our doom now!
Geg:Ooh! This seems like something from Invader Zim!
Beatrix:...... Oh, come on, we dont need this. We are wasting our time here! Boys are so immature.
Dagger:For real.
Reno:... This would be a good chance for me to see how bad you guys are at fighting.
So Cloud and Arthur started fighting. They fighted just like Geg and Arthur did in the first story, but this time, Cloud knocked Arthur down onto the ground.
Arthur:Hey! You dont really mean to kill me do you!?
Cloud raised his sword...
Cloud:Enjoy your last moment--
Cloud then froze. He stopped in place. And...
Geg:Oh no! Hes disappearing!
Dagger:No! Cloud... I love you...
Reno:What!?
Dagger:Oh, you say you dont want me, then i dont want you! Im coming with you Cloud!
She grabs him on the arm, but he disappears, and she doesnt.
Beatrix:That didnt do much.
When Cloud woke up he was in a anti-gravity tube thingy, much like the one he and Zack were in. He looked around him. There were other tubes. In them were Melvin, Kuja, Silver Dragon, and another person that he did not know, all unconscious. There, standing in front of him were 2 men in long white lab coats.
Cloud:What is going on here!? Who are you!? Are you responsible for this?
Man #1:Allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Gary. This is my brother, Cid.
Cid:We are scientists.
Gary:He can see that smart one!
Cloud:Shut up! What are you trying to do?
Gary:To do what all evil people try to do. Take over the world by all means nessicery.
Cid:After this lovely conversation is over, you will be knocked unconscious. Then you will be brainwashed into our zombie slave guy! But thats just the beginning.
Cloud:Theres more!?
Cid:So much more..
Gary:When we are ready to strike, we will meld the 4 of you together. The agility of Silver Dragon.. The brutality of Kuja... And the strength of you.
Cloud:What about Melvin?
Gary:Oh, him. He was just really annoying, so we decided to bring him here to shut him up for the hell of it.
Cloud:What about that guy?
Gary:Ah, yes.. Rytthew. He was our first capture. He helped us come up with our plan. He is on our side now, without the need of brainwashing. He wont be melded into The DoomsDay Creature like you. He will be my right-hand man.
Cid:I thought that i was your right-hand man.
Gary:Fine then, you will be my left-hand man. But Rytthew is the right-hand. Because i have given him the power... to go, or send people, through time! Now, i think we have talked long enough. Bye now.
Cloud:No! You wont get me! I--
He heard a sharp loud pinging sound in his ear. Ringing on, forever. Then, he blacked out.
Since Cloud's misterius disaperience, the team started to walk around, wonder what happened.
Geg:Why did they take Cloud?
Arthur:Don't know, don't care.
Reno:Hang on - he's a good fighter, both his sword skills and his Martial Arts. He ain't as good as Tifa, but who is?
Dagger:Pete...
Geg:Who?
Dagger:Some one I know. But I miss Cloud!
Dagger then breaks into tears.
Geg:He's dating Tifa.
Dagger:(Stops crying)Oh. But he's so cute.