Our heroes woke from their night of sleep...
Reno:Ok guys... We need to accomplish something today...
Beatrix:No kidding.
Arthur:I enjoy cheese!
So our heroes set off for their search for the secret lab, and to rescue Cloud.
Geg:Lalalalalala! Im gonna sing the doom song now...
Doom Doom Doom Doom....
And so this continued for a few hours.
Dagger:Hey look! A shiny silver button!
Geg:Im gonna push it!
Arthur:Wait! Dont touch that! It does things!!!!
Geg:....Ok.
So Geg pushes the button.
All:AAAAHHHHHH
They fell into a big ole hole...
They all fell down a tube-like thingy and they landed in a large cage.
Reno:What the hell was that!?
Arthur:I told you not to push that, Geg! I did a thing!
Geg:...Whatever. This is an easy thing to get out of. But this must have been set by the people behind this!
Dagger:Why did you even push that?
Geg:It was shiny! I like shiny!
Beatrix:.... Huh? Do you hear that?
A footstep sound went through their ears. They saw shadows of 2 people. It looked like they were pulling something. They were pulling 5 tubes with unconscious people in it. They were shocked when they saw it. In them were Melvin, Kuja, Silver Dragon. And Cloud. And another person. One with wires and... other wires attached to his skin. He had a large piece of hair covering the right side of his face.
Gary:Impressed? Hello, I am Gary. This is my brother, Cid.
Cid:Hello! I see you see our specimans. I am going to let them talk to you and see if you want to save them.
Melvins tube opened and he fell out. He came to, and started talking.
Melvin:Help me! I am becoming one of the mindless slave kind! Help!
Beatrix:Are you kidding me!? No way!
Melvin:...Fine then! If you wont help me, then Captain Scott will! Oh Scotty, beam me up!

Come on you bastard, beam me up!!!
Gary:Ok, thats enough of that.
Cid took him back to the tube. Then he took out Kuja.
Kuja:You must help me!
Of course they wouldnt. Then, Silver D.
Silver D.:Help! Ahh!!
...duh, no. Then came Cloud.
Cloud:I will tell you everything!! They plan on melding us together to make a big DoomsDay monster! It will be horrible! Stop them!!
Gary:You son of a bitch!
Gary gets out a gun and shoots Cloud.
Gary:Sorry.... lost my temper. Cid. Go and revive him and put him back in our control.
Cid:Yes Sir!
Cid walked out of the room, carrying Cloud with him.
Geg:Is there any reason why you brought us here? Did you think that we were a threat to you?
Gary:Why yes. You five are always sticking your nose in other evil peoples business. So I came here to make you less of a problem...
Gary hit a button and the unknown man's tube opened. The wires came off of his body. He fell out and opened his eyes. He looked at them and smiled.
Gary:This is Rytthew.
Rytthew:Ah... I feel so strong... My eye is giving me strength...
Reno:Your eye?
Gary:Yes. His eye gives him the power to send people and himself through time. And now, Rytthew.
Rytthew started glowing, and the piece of hair covering his face lifted. His right eye shot out some sort of portal. Gary pressed another button and the cage opened. The 5 of them were sucked into the portal, and flew through time.

When Dagger woke up, there wasnt anyone with her. She looked around her. There were volcanos and mountains and dinosaurs and trees and... wait... trees!?(heheh)
Dagger:What the....? Oh, my God, ive gone back to the age of the dinosaurs!

When Geg woke up he saw Beatrix standing above him.
Beatrix:Oh thank God, youre awake! Something is weird here... there are volcanos and Dinosaurs and trees everywhere.
Geg:Trees!? Oh my God, what is going on!?
Beatrix:...sometimes i worry.

When Reno woke up Arthur was running around panicing.
Arthur:Ahh! I am running around and panicing!
Reno:Geez... trees... oh no! Rytthew must have sent us to the prehistoric age! Wheres everyone else!?
Arthur:I dunno. I havent seen them. I think we might have been separated. But look! Company!
Reno:Huh?
He turned around to see towering over them was a huge T-Rex! BumBumBum!!
They tried to run away, but Rex was too fast. He bent down, and bit there shirts. He through them up in the air, and swallowed them. Reno tried his best to hold on to the tounge, but it pushed him back into the throt(sorry for spelling). Arthur however, just slid around like it was a water slide. They finally landed in the stomach.
Arthur:Whoo! Do that again!
Reno:Ew... This is so sick! It smells terrible, i can hardly breathe, and i think my boots are melting! No time for that though. How are we gonna get out of here!?
Arthur:The back door!
Reno:...freak.

The room was dark. There was a window, but it was basically blocked up.
Cid:Now, what am I to do with this body? Perhaps I'll revive him in a twised way.
Suddenly, something came through the window. It hit Cid, knocking him out then used Life on Cloud.
Cloud:Huh. What's going on.
Mysterius person:Cloud, it's me Tifa.
Cloud:Lets make sweet love here.
Tifa:Tempting, but you have to save your friends. How about when you get back?
Cloud:OK. Which way did they go?
Tifa pointed towardsthe tubes, then runs off. Just as Cloud enters them, Melvin gets up as a zombie.
Melvin:me... zombie.
Cloud:Oh shit!

Dagger:I wonder if Cloud is dead. I hope not. If I'm lucky, he'll appear right before me.
Nothing happens. The unhappy Princess Dagger gets up, and decideds to do some exploring. As she explored, nother really special happened.
Dagger:Typical. I get throw back into the age of the Dinosaurs, and I don't see any.
I'm sure you can guess what happens next. Yep, a T-Rex comes out infront of her.
Dagger:I had to oppen my big mouth. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. I guess I should summon Ark. Go, Ark!
Ark is summoned, does his hour long intro about how he gets to Earth/Gaia and finally appears infront of the T-Rex, who eats him. Fortunatly, being immortal, Ark isn't killed.
Dagger:Uh oh. AAAAAHHHHHHH
Dagger ran off into the night.

Reno:Well, this couldn't get any worse... I could've got trapped with Dagger or Geg. But noooo. It just had to be Arthur.
Arthur is singing I Love You, You Love Me in the background.
Reno had to walk carefully not too get covered with crap. Arthur just sat in it and made crap angels.
Arthur:Look at me! Snow-angels!
Reno looks at Arthur and shudders.
Reno:Freak...
Suddenly, a hatch opens under them, and they fall into a pile of poo outside the big dino.
Arthur:AGAIN!

Geg and Beatrix were wandering around the place staring at the dinos.
Beatrix:Oh God i hope everyone is okay.
Geg:I wouldnt worry. Everyone here is a strong surviver.
Beatrix:I am just worried for the princess. She isnt used to this kind of thing. I dont know if she will be Ok.
Geg:Whatever. I am just worried about how we are going to get out of here. There are so many dangers around here, like dinos and volcanos. And also, how are we gonna beat Gary, Cid and Rytthew.
Beatrix:Yeah... who is that guy...
Geg:...something about him seems familliar to me.
Before he could think about it anymore, another big TRex started rampaging toward them. They ran away, but the big dino was just too fast. Whenever they thought it was safe to rest, they would look up and see the dinos mouth, wide open, right above their heads. So they started running again. Eventually they found a place to rest.
Geg:This could be it for us... ...you dont want to die a virgin... do you?
Beatrix:I already am not.
Geg:...Okaaay.... Then you wouldnt want someone like me to die a virgin would you?
Beatrix:Fair enough.
They started making out, but then the TRex found them. They could to nothing but watch as it loomed over them.

After Cloud's girlfriend Tifa revived him ( an refused having sex with him), Cloud ran back to the room where everyone was. To his horror, Melvin had escaped, and had been turned into Zombie Melvin. He had immobablised Gary and Rytthew, and was heading for Cloud.
Zombie Melvin:Must... eat... brains... brains... brains...
Cloud: Oh shit. What I would give for Ultima Weapon.
After Cloud was captured, Ultima Weapon was taken away from him. He was unsure where.
Cloud:Guess I'm gona have to use my materia. Fire 3!
The powerful Fire spell throw Melvin back, cushing Gary against a wall. By tuching Melivn, Gary transformed into a Nerd.
Cloud: Great. One nerd wasa bad, but two. Fire 3-All!
Being a minor Nerd, gary was KO'ed by the fire, but Melvin still stood strong.
Melvin: Brains... Pokemon...
Cloud:Pokemon... thats it. Hey Melvin, see that big fire over there? Theres some Pokemon stuff in there!
Melvin ran over to the big fire. But, he had been conned by Cloud.(but then, what do you expect from a Pokemon fan!?). The fire started to burn him bad. But Melivn still wouldn't die. Sure, he was missing his bottom jaw, his digestive system, basically looking like a Soul Reaver reject, but he still went after Cloud.
Cloud:Why can't you just DIE! Life 2!
For those of you who don't know, White Magic is really useful against undead creatures. Life kills them. So, Melivn died, but to finish the dead, Cloud went over and stomped on Melvin's skull. Cloud kickedthe rest of the body around, until it smashed a glass cabinate open, which contained Ultima Weapon. Cloud picked it up, then walked over to Rytthew, shook him away and demanded to know where his team mates were.
Cloud:Where are they!
Rytthew:I will take you there if you want.
Rytthew used his time powers, and sent Cloud back in time, next to Dagger!
Cloud:Oof
Dagger:Huh? OH CLOUD, I KNEW YOU'D COME!
Dagger throw herself at Cloud, and tried to kiss him. However, another body landed not far from them. A T-Rex saw it, and ate it.
Dagger:Cloud, what was that?
Cloud:Get off me Dagger! I'm dating Tifa! (Cloud saw the T-rex eat the body)Oh shit! That was Melvin's body. That should turn the T-rex into the one thing worse than a T-Rex - A Nerd T-Rex.
Boht:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

As Geg and Beatrix made out under the watchful eye of the T-Rex, they knew it could be the end for them. Suddenly, they heard a sound which could best be describved as a small building hitting the ground. The T-Rex took it's attention away from Geg and Beatrix, and went to investigate what made the sound. Geg and Beatrix did the best they could to see what it was - a Mc Donalds.
Geg:Rytthew must have sne it from the future.
Geg and Beatrix watched as the T-rex stuck it's head through the main doors. They could faintly hear the sounds of a T-Rex eating a Big Mac, and watched as the T-Rex fell over. Geg and Beatrix took another 10 minutes to finsih there "buisness", then went over to investigate. By the time they got there, T-Rexs and other dinosaurs had eaten the food, and were also dead.
Geg:So that's what killed off the dinosaurs - Mc Donalds food.
Beatrix:Than God Rytthew didn't send a KFC!
Geg and Beatrix watched as more dinosaurs came and ate the food. When the food ran out, they ate the contaminated courpses.
Beatrix:But about the meteor crater?
Geg:Perhaps all the falling dinosaurs cuased a crater.
Beatrix:But dinosaur bones are scatured across the world...
Geg:Look, I don't know everything. Lets have more sex!
Beatrix:NO!

Arthur and Reno were now buried under a pile of crap.
Reno:Why me!? Why does my luck suck!?
Arthur:Even i have to agree. This is just gross.
They eventually dug their way out. When they looked up, there was no dinosaurs around them. They wandered around for a bit untill...
Arthur:Why the hell is there a McDonalds in the past!? And why are there all these dead dinosaurs!?
Reno:Well duh. I wonder where everyone else is.
Arthur:You know... Its been like 3 days since we came back in time. We havent eaten anything since! Waddya say...?
Reno:Not if it was the last McDonalds on Earth.
Arthur:Its accually the fisrt.

Meanwhile, back in 2001, Cid got up. He looked around him. And saw Tifa.
Tifa:So.. You finally got up. I will knock you right back again. For i am a martial arts expert!
Cid:And I am not. But i do have this... Knock out gas!
The knock out gas meant for knocking out people knocked out Tifa. Cid laughed evilly and ran towared the front of the lab. There... he found Rytthew. And standing near him... Gary. A nerd!!
Rytthew:He came into contact with Melvin. And this happened.
Cid:Not to worry. I have nerd-antibiotics.
He shot them at Gary with a water gun, and then he came to.
Gary:Rytthew you idiot! How could you send 2 of our specimans into the past!? And now Melvin is dead!
Rytthew:....
Gary: Ok... Cid! You and Rytthew go back in time and bring them all back. If they are all still alive, who knows how they could screw up the future! I expected them to die on the first day! I will stay here and look for DNA to make a Melvin clone for our speciman.
Cid:Yes sir!
Rytthew and Cid both went back into time.
To Be Continued...
Part3