Iviv sat on a couch watching Invader Zim and drinking a Pepsi. Twas an evil-looking couch. Full of evil-looking... evilness. Okay. Anyway, he was Invader Zim a-watching and Pepsi a-drinking. The episode ends.
Nickelodeon Announcer Guy:We'll be back with more Invader Zim on Nickelodeon USA: The Network Run by a Bunch of Idiots!
Iviv:heheh... That's funny.
A commercial starts. Ronald McDonald walks up to a kid on a swing.
Iviv:*shudders*That's very disturbing.
Ronald McDonald:Hi Sam! *Sam says nothing* Can't ya smile?
Sam shakes his head. Ronald responds to this by putting his hands in front of his face and blowing on them. Little butterflies come out.
Sam:AAAAAHHH!!! Evil demon butterflies! Die, you evil thing of Satan!
Sam pulls out a knife and stabs Ronald to death.
Iviv:Huh. That's different.
Rytthew walks into the room.
Rytthew:Iviv! It's time for you to teach me new powers of darkness and stuff!
Iviv:Oh, but come on! There's a 13.5 hour long marathon of Invader Zim on! Nick has finally done something right with this show, and I'm not gonna miss it!
Gir:Doom doom doo-We interrupt whatever insignificant rubbish you were watching to bring you this pointless news update!
Iviv:Whaaaaa!?
TV Announcer Guy:We bring you breaking news from Fishingplace, Mississippi! A man is being arrested for fishing with an illegal fishing net on the Gulf of Mexico! We will be bringing you coverage of this over the next 30 minutes!
Iviv:Well.. It's only thirty--
TV Announcer Guy:I'm sorry I read my cue card wrong. We're really bringing coverage over the next 13.5 hours!
Iviv:Dammit! How can they do this!? There must be thousands of people outraged all over the country!
Geg:There are illegal fishing nets? Geez, this STUPID country!
Iviv:And since when do these things report such meaningless reports for 13.5 hours!?
TV Announcer Guy:I've recently transferred to the TV Station What Reports Nonsense! This transfer has been brought to you by Hoover Vacuum Cleaners!
Iviv:Gaaah!! Stop explaining everything to me!!!
Rytthew:Well, this is good then. Now you can teach me your lessons about new powers of darkness and stuff!
Iviv:Mmmm.. Okay, fine...
Iviv turns the TV off and walks out of the room. After a few seconds he runs back in and turns the TV back on.
Arrested Guy:How can you arrest me for this!? An illegal fishing net!? God, I hate this country! I'm moving to Europe!
Iviv made a sad squeaking sound, turned off the TV and walked back out of the room.
Meanwhile, three scientists were gathered around a large test tube with a body floating inside it. He had brown hair and a green shirt with a large blue trenchcoat over it. You wouldn't have guessed it from his non-scientist clothes, but it was Gary.
Scientist #1:Wonderful! We have successfully revived Gary from the remains of his body when he was killed by Rytthew!
Scientist #2:Now he can become a great scientist again and lead us all on some pointless scientific journey... in science!
Scientist #3:Dont forget, we still need to restore all of his memories before we can completely revive him. If we dont he'll just be a walking zombie until we... do.. restore his... memories.
While the scientists were talking amongst themselves, Gary opened his test tube and looked up.
Gary:Wha...? Where am I? Who am I?
Scientist #1:Oh, no!
Scientist #2:Gary is walking away!
Scientist #3:Somebody stop him!
Gary walked out of the labratory while the three scientists stood there doing nothing.
Scientist #1:We must retrieve him! Off we go!
The Scientists skipped out of the room.
Scienists:Tra la la..
Meanwhile some more, Geg, Arthur, and Reilly were off to their new semester of college. They were walking out on the campus.
Geg:Hey, cool! We all have the same first period/whatever it is they have in colleges!
Arthur:Yeah, but I'm a little confused...
Geg:Well, of course you are.
Reilly:No, I think he's serious. This says our teacher is Ms. Bitters.
Geg:Zuh? You mean the same Ms. Bitters from IZ?
Arthur:Can't be.. can it?
Geg, Arthur, and Reilly all sat on the first row of a classroom with Ms. Bitters standing in front of everyone.
Ms. Bitters:That's correct, children. I have found a way to pass through the boundries of being fictional, and become the hideous visage you now see before you!
A girl's hand shot up somewhere in the class.
Ms. Bitters:Yes, Michelle?
Michelle:Ms. Bitters, Zim's stating his name!
Everyone in class looks over to the corner of the room to see Zim sitting there.
Zim:I am Zim!
Michelle:Stop it, Zim!
Zim:I am Zim!
Ms. Bitters:Silence!!
Ms. Bitters presses a button on her desk. Michelle's and Zim's desks go flying upward because of strings on the ground. They and their desks go crashing through the ceiling and land painfully and gory on the ground outside.
Michelle:I'm in extream pain..
Zim:*pained*I..... am......... *full of emotion and energy*Zim!!!!!!!!
Back in the classroom, Geg, Arthur, and Reilly exchanged frightened looks.
Meanwhile once again, Iviv and Rytthew are in a large gothic room.
Iviv:Okay, first order of business is to teach you more spooky dark powers and such.
Rytthew:Ooh, cool.
Iviv:This power is a really cool dark power thingy. By concentrating all of the power of your magic eye on true darkness, you will be able to pull the souls out of people and trap them forever inside your eye. You can also use that to seal their soul in an inanimate object like a chair or lamp or something. I dunno, be creative.
Rytthew:Ooh, that IS cool.
Iviv:Yeah, but in order to gain such a power, you must meditate for hours on end, never cecing your search for eternal darkness. Yay, now that we've explained that, its time to move on to the second order of business: Killing Geg and his gang.
Rytthew:Yeah, I cant wait to make them suffer. You know, I've had an idea for a while. We can make them come to us. We can kidnap their little Gir partner and hold it at ransom!
Iviv looks at Rytthew and begins to think about what would happen if they were to kidnap Gir...
We see images of Gir crashing into things and blowing up things and basically causing mass destruction. Gir has destroyed all of Iviv's dark possessions and stuff, and fire is spreading everywhere. Fade out to real world.
Iviv:Yeah, lets do that!
Meanwhile for yet another time, Gary was walking cluelessly down a street in whatever city it was they were in.
Gary:Hmmm... Oh, I'm so confused... Whats going on?
He walks down the street some more and sees a McDonalds. He walks inside. He waits in line until he is the front person.
Cashier:May I take your order?
Gary:What?
Cashier:Can I take your order?
Gary:Order?
Cashier:Yes, order. You know, for food?
Gary:...food?
Cashier:*sigh...*Here, just take this Big Mac and go.
Gary walks out of the McDonalds carrying a Big Mac. He takes a bite out of it.
Gary:Ugh!!! This is disgusting!
Gary threw the burger on the ground behind him. Facing the McDonalds, he rased his hands in front of him. Immediatly, a huge fire ball came out of his hand and destroyed the McDonalds, killing everyone inside. Gary stared at the destroyed building in disbelief.
Gary:Whoa... I may have no memory of anything, but I'm pretty sure normal humans can't do that...
Before Gary could say another word while talking to himself, the 3 scientists came up behind him and injected some tranquilizers in his neck. Gary fell unconcious. The skipped back to the lab, carrying Gary's body.
Scientists:Tra la la..
Meanwhile for the 5th time, Geg, Arthur, and Reilly were walking back to their home, not feeling like going to their dorms to do the massive amount of homework Ms. Bitters had given them.
Reilly:Can you believe it? We all have an evil fictional character as our professor. How messed up is that?
Geg:I just wanna get home. Hey, is there any real reason why we all live together with Beatrix, Dagger, Reno, Golbez, and Gir?
Arthur:I dunno. Look, we're here.
The three of them walked into their house. Reno and Dagger were sitting on the couch watching the Invader Zim marathon.
Geg:Hey, whats going on? I thought they preempted that marathon!
The TV Announcer Guy popped up on the TV.
TV Announcer Guy:Hi! I just came back to remind you that the illegal fishing net user has been gunned down by athorities because none of the sentences he said were politically correct. This reminder has been brought to you by Krystal! Little food, big taste!
The TV Announcer Guy went away and Invader Zim started again. Geg stared weirdly at the TV.
Reno:Yeah, he comes up every few hours to remind us of that. Kinda lucky that he did it while you were standing there, doncha think? And every time he has a different sponser.
Geg:Yeah... so where is everyone?
Dagger:Beatrix and Golbez are out on a date. I dont know where Gir is.
Reno:Yeah... Gir has been awfully quiet.
Reilly notices a video tape on a table.
Reilly:Hey, whats that tape doing there?
Reno:Oh, thats been there for a few hours. I just never felt the need to look at it.
Arthur:Well, lets watch it. Maybe that will explain something.
Arthur took the video tape and popped in the VCR. Rytthew's head appeared.
Arthur:Aah!
Reilly:Ahh!
Dagger:Ahh!
Reno:Ahh!
Geg:Huh..? Whos that?
Dagger:Its Rytthew, you idiot!
Geg:Oh yeah.... Ahh!
Rytthew:Hello, all. So nice to see everyone again...
Iviv:Ummm.. Rytthew, you cant see them.
Rytthew:Oh yeah... Anyway, we have kidnapped your Gir.
The camera pans out to see Gir tied to a chair with Iviv standing by him.
Rytthew:If you agree to never interfere with us again, we will return it. Also--
Gir:Weenies!
Gir released himself from the chair, and then does stuff. He starts blowing up things.
Iviv:Oh crap! If I dont do something, he'll destroy my lair! Thundaja!
A huge thunder bolt comes down and destroys Gir. Rytthew looked back at the reckage.
Rytthew:Ummm... yes. I'll be back.
The screen turns to static.
Reilly:Wait, I dont understand. If they taped that there, how come the tape is here?
Geg:Oh no! Gir's dead!!! And he's never coming back!!!
Geg brakes out on the floor.
Geg:I'll never see him again....
Reno:You know, you could just use the Watch of Madness to make another G--
Geg:Never see him again...
Reno sighed and rolled his eyes. Geg stood up.
Geg:Okay... I'm coming for you Rytthew... and this time... its personal.
Arthur:But hasnt it been personal? I mean, he is your brother.
Geg:Well... okay then... this time its even... more personal... than it was... previously.
Meanwhile for the 6th time, Gary was stapped into a chair surrounded by the 3 scientists.
Gary:I dont understand. How come i can shoot energy hand thingys?
Scientist #1:Well, we wanted to make you super powerful for no real reason.
Gary:Okay...
Scientist #2:Now all we have to do is restore your memories. Let the memory.. thingy... start!
Wires attached themselves to Gary's head and began flowing electricity into them. As Gary's past memories were restored to him, the first thing he could remember was being killed by Rytthew. Once all of the memories finshed flowing into him, he sat still for a moment, but then stood up, tore the wires off his head, and began walking out of the lab, with fire and hatred burning in his eyes. He only had one thought:
Gary:Must... get revenge on Rytthew...
Scientist #3:No, you must rest! Then you can lead us on a pointless scientific journey of some sort! Now, get in this white lab coat!
Gary:Didnt you hear me, I must get revenge on Rytthew! By killing him! Yeah..
The scientists tried to stop him from leaving, but Gary charged up an energy ball and shot it at the scientists, killing them all.
Scientists:*into death*Tra la la..
Gary walked away filled with murderous rage against Rytthew.
Meanwhile, for the last time, Geg was sitting on the couch of their home watching the James Bond movie, "Platypussy".
Bond:Now, whats this little animal down here?
Woman:Why, thats my little Platypussy.
Platypus:Waak!
Bond:Umm... are platypi supossed to make that sound?
Woman:Dont insult my little Platypussy!
Platypus:Waak!
Geg:heheh...
Reno walks into the room.
Reno:Umm... arent you supposed to be plotting about how to stop Rytthew?
Geg: