http://bands.army.mil/music/armysong.asp

This leads to the instrumental to The U.S. Army's theme song.

I re-wrote the lyrics and put it to distorted guitar, and called it: "The Killers Keep Going"

Some of you might find that offensive, but too fucking bad.

I was in the Army; So fuck y'all. (To put it politely...)

5/10/2005

3/22/2004

Go watch Dawn Of the Dead. You won't regret it.

What a flamer.

3/15/2004: This is a new song I wrote....If anyone likes it, tell me!

Oh, a woman and a man/ with a spray paint can/ huff the fumes/ nothing to lose/ let's make sweet, asthamatic love.../
Woman: I love your body....
Man: I love your toes...
Woman: Your bloodshot eyes...
Man: Your bloody nose...
Together: It's the sweetest thing...huffing kerosene...
Man: Let's get higher than the clouds above...
Woman: When, I saw you...I knew...
Together: It was "huffy love."

3-08-2004

Hello, everybody!

I recently have been reading about people creating religions, and I thought it's about time I join in. I think God and Jesus have done a good job, and I don't want to take that job away.

I just think it would be fun to make one, see how many people can believe, follow, etc.

If you have any ideas on how to get this started, go to my "Contact" page on the navbar.

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