i'm hungry                                                                                      

stop petting me                               

my box has been pooed in by me, please remove the poo so that i can poo in it again       

i am sleepy       

i am sleepy again even though I just woke up       

food please       

i like sleeping       

i like eating food       

give me food       

that thing is moving       

stop dangling that moving thing in front of me       

you didn't put enough food in my dish, my small body requires more       

let me outside       

leave me alone       

open this door       

don't touch me       

give me that food you have in your hand right now, i want it       

i'm tired       

i enjoy biting and scratching you       

watch the tail       

i am going to sit on what you are reading       

i smell food       

stupid fucking humans       

drinking out of the toilet is fun       

i want to have sex with that other cat, let me out       

cats rule the earth and all that inhabit it       

i threw up on the carpet, please clean it up. there may be some poo there as well       

turn off the vaccuum cleaner, its loud sound upsets me       

i will bite you now       





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