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"Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action."

(Benjamin Disraeli, 1804-1881) Top

"The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress."

(William Sommerset Maugham, 1874-1965) Top

"By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean..."

(Mark Twain, 1835-1910) Top

Folly in youth is sin, in age is madness."

(Samuel Daniel, 1562-1619) Top

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

(Steven Wright) Top

"The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business."

(John Steinbeck, 1902-1968) Top

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

(Mark Twain, 1835-1910) Top

"Common sense is not so common."

(Voltaire, 1694-1778) Top

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

(Bjarne Stroustru) Top

"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."

(Brendan Behan, 1923-1964)

"Asking a working writer what he feels about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs."

(John Osborne, 1929-1994) Top

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

(Johnny Carson, 1925 - )

"Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up! I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody!"

(Jerome. D. Salinger, 1919 - )

"Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time."

(Abraham Lincoln, 1809-1865) Top

"Indecision and delays are the parents of failure."

(George Canning, 1770-1827) )

"There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision."

(William James, 1842-1910) Top

"Only if basically the democracy of our day satisfies the mental moral, and physical wants of the masses living under it, can it continue to exist."

(Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1890-1969)

"One fifth of the people are against everything all the time."

(Robert F. Kennedy, 1925-1968)

"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time."

(Elwyn B. White, 1899-1985) )

"High hopes were once formed of democracy; but democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900)

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."

(George Eliot, 1819-1880)

"Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900)

"Fish and guests in three days are stale."

(John Lyly, 1554-1606)

"I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900)

"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he made so many of them."

(Abraham Lincoln, 1809-1865) Top

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950) Top

"Schooldays, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, brutal violations of common sense and common decency."

(Henry L. Mencken, 1880-1956)

"Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading."

(George M. Trevelyan, 1876-1962)

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head."

Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950)

"Those who want to give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

(Benjamin Franklin, 1706-1790) Top

"Inequality is as dear to the American heart as liberty itself."

(William D. Howells, 1837-1920) Top

"We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950) Top

"The defects of great men are consolation of dunces."

(Isaac D'Israeli, 1766-1848) Top

"What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950)

"Imitation is the sincerest flattery."

(Charles C. Colton, 1780-1832) Top

"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."

(The Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life) Top

"If you are going through hell, keep going."

(Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Top

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

(Will Rogers, 1879-1935)

"Formerly we used to canonize our heroes. The modern method is to vulgarize them. Cheap editions of great books may be delightful, but cheap editions of great men are absolutely detestable."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."

(Abba Eban, 1915- ) Top

"He who imitates what is evil always goes beyond the example that is set; on the contrary, he who imitates what is good always falls short."

(Francesco Guicciardini, 1483-1540) Top

"One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent."

(Henry L. Mencken, 1880-1956) Top

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."

(George Burns, 1896-1996)

"When I was called upon to be Prime Minister, now nearly two years ago, there were not many applicants for the job. Since then perhaps the market has improved."

(Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Top

"Where it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginnings, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults."

(Benjamin Franklin, 1706-1790)

"Life is too short for men to take it seriously."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950)

"Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."

(William Somerset Maugham, 1874-1965)

"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."

(Henry L. Mencken, 1880-1956)

"To say that you can love one person all your life is just like saying that one candle will continue burning as long as you live."

(Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Top

"Every woman should marry - and no man."

(Benjamin Disraeli, 1804-1881)

"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950) Top

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."

(Bertrand Russell, 1872-1970)

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

(Carl Gustav Jung, 1875-1961) Top

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything."

(Bishop W. Magee, 1821-1891)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

(Napoleon Bonaparte, 1769-1821) Top

"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five."

(William Somerset Maugham, 1874-1965)

"I don't want money. It is only people who pay their bills who want that, and I never pay mine."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"Extraordinary how potent cheap music is."

(Noel P. Coward, 1899-1973)

"People are wrong when they say that opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what is wrong with it."

(Noel P. Coward, 1899-1973) Top

"Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate."

(John F. Kennedy, 1917-1963) Top

"Good fences make good neighbors."

(Robert Frost, 1875-1963) Top

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."

(James Branch Cabell, 1879-1958) Top

"Parentage is a very important profession; but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950)

"Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it."

(Henry L. Mencken, 1880-1956)

"We should behave toward our country as women behave toward the men they love. A loving wife will do everything for her husband except stop criticizing and trying to improve him. We should cast the same affectionate but sharp glance at our country."

(John B. Priestley, 1894-1984)

"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."

(Bertrand Russell, 1872-1970)

"The proper means of increasing the love we bear our native country is to reside some time in a foreign one."

(William Shenstone, 1714-1763) Top

"A good deed never goes unpunished."

(Gore Vidal, b. 1925) Top

"The politician is an acrobat. He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does."

(Maurice Barres, 1862-1923)

"Politics. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."

(Ambrose Bierce, 1842-1914)

"He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950)

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

(Will Rogers, 1879-1935) Top

"Oh, God, if I were sure to die tonight I would repent at once." It is the commonest prayer in all languages."

(James M. Barrie, 1860-1937)

"We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us victory, because we believe we are right; but those on the other side pray to Him, too, for victory, believing they are right. What must He think of us?"

(Abraham Lincoln, 1809-1865)

"Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be a prayer and becomes correspondence."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country."

(Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1882-1945)

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute."

(Joshua Billings, 1818-1885)

"Silence - the most perfect expression of scorn."

(George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950) Top

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

(Oscar Wilde,1854-1900)

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

(Mae West, 1892-1980) Top

"It must be thoroughly understood that the lost land will never be won back by solemn appeals to the God, nor by hopes in any League of Nations, but only by the force of arms."

(Adolf Hitler, 1889-1945)

"War is the child of pride, and pride the daughter of riches."

(Jonathan Swift, 1667-1745)

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."

(George Orwell, 1903-1950) Top

"A woman making up her lips is like a soldier preparing his machine gun."

(Sigmund Freud)

"She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900)

"Good looks are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900)

"The tyranny of women in the history is the worst tyranny the world has ever known. The tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that lasts."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top

"The youth of the present day are quite monstrous. They have absolutely no respect for dyed hair."

(Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900) Top