Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
Willow: "Yeah, her mom's kinda'..."
Spike:"Wow! It's a big rock, I can't wait to tell all my friends, they don't have a rock this big."
Giles:"Right. It's good to see you. Um, no need to panic."
Spike:"Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. . . . I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."
The Witch
Buffy: "Nazi-like?"
Willow: "Heil."
The Witch
Becoming Part I
Oz:"Just a thought: poker. Not your game."
Becoming Part I
School Hard
Spike: "As I thought. Some nasty thing got a taste of you."
Willow: "What do you think? The, the, the purple, right? 'Cause, 'cause it's somber? No. No, it's too depressing, i-it's like, um, a... funeral, god, I... Well, this is, this is cheerier, maybe, I-I wanna be cheery, like, like everything is normal? No, that's rude, that's, that's disrespectful. 'La la la! I don't care!' If I had that blue one - Jo-Joyce really liked the blue one. She told me one time. You, you sure it's not in your room?"
Spike: "Can we talk?"
Spike: "Yeah... the thing about the Slayer is... she is a whiny little thing, but when it comes to the fighting, she does have a slight tendency to win."
Spike: "Are we; feeling better then?"
Buffy: "Don't get all excited. I'm fine."
Spike: "Oh, right. Stuck in a dark corner with a creature you loathe, diggin' up past uglies, 'cause you're fine."
Buffy: "Just tell me what I want to know."
Spike: "I told you. No one's narrating on an empty stomach here."
Buffy: "Were you born this big a pain in the ass?"
Spike: "What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."
Fool For Love
Tara: "I-I-I could look again."
Willow: "No, no, I-I, I should, I should wear the purple. The purple, I, I, I think the purple, it's just that it's so, I don't know, i-it doesn't mean something bad?"
Tara: "I think it's, um... royal. Purple means... royalty."
Willow: "Well, I can't see Buffy at the morgue and be all royal! 'Oh, I'm the king of everything, I'm better than you!' I have to be supportive, I, Buffy needs me to be supportive, I... God, why do all my shirts have such stupid things on them? Why can't I just dress like a grownup? Can't I be a grownup?"
Tara: "Shh. Shh, darling."
Willow: "I can't do this."
Tara: "We can do this."
Willow: "Okay. We can be there for Buffy. And Dawn. Little Dawn."
Tara: "We can be strong."
Willow: "Strong like an Amazon?"
Tara: "Strong like an Amazon, right."
The Body
Buffy: "Vocal-cord-wise, yes. With each other? No."
Tabula Rasa
New Moon Rising
Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars."
Spike: "Can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, its day."
Drusilla: "I can see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion. I fear there may be a duel."
Innocence