Love Me Do

By Ice Queen

Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers, nor any the song at the end or the others that you might recognize. I do this purely for self-entertainment.

“Goodbye!”

“The door slammed in his face before he even got the chance to say a word. “Yare Yare! I see this is one of Filia-chan’s better days!” The purple haired trickster disappeared, wickedly porting to the spot right behind her, where she could feel his breath on the back of her neck.

“Hello!” Said the trickster priest, his ever so genki attitude in full force.

“I said GOODBYE!!!”

“You say goodbye, I say hello!” *WHACK* Mace-sama’d up the head. Ouch.

“Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away… And that’s exactly where you should be namagomi!! FAR AWAY!!” Filia shouted, brandishing her mace like a sword. As he flew through the air, the mazoku’s eye cracked slightly. It seemed she was willing to play his pointless game after all.

“I don’t understand how you can stand being you, namagomi.”

“I get by!” He said, once again too close for her comfort. “With a little help from my friends, of course!”

“GET BACK!!!” She screamed, unnerved by his presence. “Get back! Get back to where you once belonged!!!” She shouted, once again swinging the ever present mace.

“Don’t be so hasty! We can work it out!” He stated, his smile looking even more sickeningly happy then ever. “It’s been a hard days night and I’ve been working like a dog! Have you no compassion for an old friend??”

“LIVE AND LET DIE NAMAGOMI!!” She shouted, starting to change form.

“Maa maa! Filia Chan! But if I must leave… “She stopped, wondering what his sick little mind would come up with. “Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you, tomorrow I’ll miss you. Remember, I’ll always be true!” **WHACK** Once more, everyone wince in pain for the masochist.

“Maybe I’m amazed, but more likely I’m just disgusted namagomi! How dare you even think of kissing one so pure as myself!” She growled, kicking him out the door and slamming it shut behind him.

“Let it be, Namagomi, let it be.” She said through the thick door. She sighed, listening as the mazoku walked away whistling something overly-peppy.

(What Xelloss was whistling)

Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please love me do
Wo ho love me do.

Someone to love
Somebody new
Someone to love
Someone like you.

Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please love me do
Wo ho love me do.

(Lyrics by The Beatles)

**WHACK!** And that ended the pointless fic, leaving at least the author with a happy little smile.

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