GARY COLEMAN FAN CLUB! THATS CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY! Well its true the GCFC is finally up and has JAWSOME membership cards like the one issued to Gary himself found below:

I found it a few days ago while digging through Mr. Coleman's trash (the restraining order doesnt kick in until 3/5/02). This is a very well made membership card and its completely free after I recieve your payment of TREE FITTY (Three Dollars and Fifty Cents {$3.50}). On the card there are great pictures of the star (GC {Gary Coleman}) and tons of interesting facts! Some of the facts are: Whatcha talkin bout Mr. T?, www.freewebz.com/ilovegarycoleman, and official membership cad. Arent those facts interesting and even somewhat exciting, if you will? So join the GCFC and ask for a GCFCMC, only a selected few will actually recieve while the others will be laughed at, poked with rods, and probably kicked in the shins a little... so sign up now!