In case you missed the Weakest link on sunday January 6th 2002, The ever so famous, GARY COLEMAN was on.  Gary did a horrible job in the first round but because hes a black 4'8 former child star he beat out the other dumb person which missed just as many.  In the seccond round, Gary missed only one! ONLY ONE FOLKS, ONLY ONE! It was tricky too, one of those math ones, the kinda thing they dont teach child stars when growing up, 88-55.  Sure now Gary knows its 33, but at the time he guessed 37 like a dumbass (which he is not).  Male porn star Ron Jeremy answered the most right that round and ultimately HATES short black people.  He voted Gary off that round.  Teary-eyed Gary Coleman told the cameramen off camera that Ron Jeremy represented THE MAN that holds down all minorities like himself.  He awaited Ron backstage for when Ron was done and we got this picture of Gary who was ready to hurt Ron good.

The word bubble was there as well as the diff'rent backdrops for both Ron and Gary.  Gary proceded to beating up Ron Jeremy so bad that Ron promised to feature Gary in the next porno he made in Ron's place. Gary kindly accepted and shook an angry fist at Ron as Ron cowardly backed out the door.  It wasnt until after that Gary remembered that Ron had retired and was never doin porn again. Gary tracked down Ron at his house and we got the following picture from the fight at Ron's house.

Word Bubble and backdrops alike where provided by Ron and ready at the house.  Gary gave Ron another good beating that left Ron weeping for his mother like a little child.  Gary was not satisfied.  Gary tracked down Ron's mother who lives down in Alabama and is a member of a Majahn group with a few other ex-porn star's mothers.  Ron's mother looked strangley alot like him and we got a great picture of Gary beating her up.  It is shown below.

Ron Jeremy and his mother have learned the following lesson:

DONT YOU DARE MESS WITH GARY COLEMAN!