Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights
Starring....Adam Sandler, Jackie Titone, Austin Stout, and Rob Schneider
Directed by...Seth Kearsley
My Rating:
Just in time for the Holidays! It's not another Christmas movie, oh no, finally a Hanukah movie for the world to love! This film is so funny and if you listened to his newest CD "Stan & Judy's Kid" you will know who Whitey is...This film is histerical Adam Sandler is the man!
Davey Stone (Sandler) is 33-year old party animal who finds himself in trouble with the law after he gets drunk and goes beserk on the town of Dunesberry. See, Davey hates the Chanukah, and he hates anyone that likes it. So he goes on a rampage and then gets sentenced by the judge but in keeping with the holiday spirit, the judge gives Davey one last chance at redemption-spend the holiday performing community service as the assistant referee for the youth basketball league or go to jail.
Davey thinks he has it on easy street with this old senile, 3 foot, youth basketball coach Whitey Duvall, but it's not as easy as he thinks. After his house burns down and he is forced to move IN with Whitey, he has to change his ways or else he will end up being in the slammer for the next 10 years. Can Davey change his ways and get over his dark past, or will he be doomed to jail and continue on the same path to destruction?
The movie is hysterical and I laughed during the whole movie. It's nice to see another type of film besides the usual slew of Christmas movies that we get bombarded with every year. I know for one, I am sick of seeing non-stop films about Santa and the whole 9 yards, but now thanks to Adam Sandler, we FINALLY get a Hanukah film that is FUNNY!!!
But don't get me wrong, the film earns ITS PG-13 rating, trust me, this is not a movie that just because it is a cartoon means it will be good for the kiddies...no...it's pure Adam Sandler!
My only beef with this movie was the factor of all the ADVERTISING...I mean damn! We have Foot Locker, Game Boy Advance, Victoria Secrete, Radio Shack, GMC, Sharper Image...and alot more...all of these companies are in the film and I was like damn...
I say, you should all go see this movie! It's Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler and it works wonderfully for this movie. A NON STOP RiOT from beginning to end! SEE IT!!!
Special Guest Reviewers:
George Newman
"Damn! This movie had me laughing my ass off! And I will never look at deer the same way ever again after seeing this movie..."
Al Bundy
"I really enjoyed the thought of a 3 hootered woman! But I think my version is better...2 on the front and one on the back for dancing!"
Whitey Duvall
"TACTICAL FOUL!!! How dare you degrade woman like that?"
Jack Torrence
"Who the fuck let the elf into the building!?!?!?"
Whitey Duvall
"I am not an elf! I may be 3 foot 3 and have one foot thats just a little bit bigger then the other, but I know how to coach a good game! And I will do any job for just a dollar!"
Ernest P Worrel
"Hey! Let the little guy stay! KnowwutImean? I say, there are NO bad kids, let the kid stay it's the holidays!"
Whitey Duvall
"YOU MEAN IT!?!?! OH HUPPA BOPPA! I...I... WAIT TILL I TELL MY FURTINAL TWIN SISTER!!!"
ok...I am beginning to think Bob Barker is going senile in his old age! WE ARE GETTING MORE PEOPLE HERE NOW THEN BEFORE HE STARTED!
Bob Barker
"Bite me!"
"Don't
forget to stay to the end of the movie and listen to the CHANUKAH SONG PART 3!!!
And make sure you pack lots of quality H2O!!!"