The Coroner
Here is some advice to all you people reading this, when you see a film like this, and there is no words about the film or any pictures from the film on it, you know it is pure shit! This film, my father decided to watch some of it, and after the first 15 minutes, I had to make sure I hadn't gotten it mixed up with a Penthouse video. Ok, Now, the girl in this (she is not the one on the cover) looks like the director decided to make a child porn film. She is supposed to be a lawyer or something but she looks like she is in high school. My God this film was just awful! THe coroner, of which I have no idea why they named the film that, he never uses any thing like a coroner would, kidnapps our kid i mean adult lawyer, and locks her in a basement, where he dresses her in a cheerleaders outfit and pigtails, he wears a football outfit...yeah, i think this was someone's fucked up wetdream. She escapes and tells the cops, but they don't believe her of course, they go to his house but find him and nothing else. So he kidnapps her again where...oh who really gives a fuck. This film was so bad, I had to make sure they even had a writer, and that the writer wasn't playing the coroner. NO ONE COULD ACT FOR SHIT IN THIS FILM! THe only good thing about it, was that it is a long 75 minute film. Course don't see why that matters for it feels like it was longer then the Godfather series. There should have been an apology at the end of this piece of shit! Who the hell thought this thing up??? The coroner...ha! If you look up the lead actress on IMDB.COM, she hasn't done a thing since this film and after watching I can see why. HA!
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
Overall Rating: F