Stay Alive Unrated Hits DVD Tuesday!

The concept of this movie intrigued me beyond belief being the big video gamer (geek, dweeb, loser) that I am and I was all pumped to see this until I found out it was rated PG-13 and no, it was not because Frankie Muniz is in it. Why was I so mad? Because this was the primary reason I stopped seeing PG-13 horror films cause in reality, STAY ALIVE should have stayed R instead of being sliced up for the teen audiance. There for, I neglected to see the movie in theatres and from what I had heard, it was a smart move. Well, now the UNRATED Director's cut is hitting DVD and all that glorious gore is put back into this film which means that it can be shown as it was intended to be shown. Here is the plot for the movie...

After the brutal death of a friend, a group of friends find themselves in possession of a video-game called "Stay Alive," a blood-curdling true story of a 17th century noblewoman known as the Blood Countess. After playing the game, when they know they shouldn't, however, the friends realize that once they die in the game--they die for real. As their numbers begin dropping and as they begin dying in the ways they died in the game, the remaining friends realize they must defeat the Blood Countess or accept their fates.

So thats the story line and here is the DVD...check it out when it hits shelves this Tuesday. Also, check out the demo for the game here!

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Raging Boll: ROUND 1~ BOLL VS. CARLOS PALENCIA JIMENEZ- ARGUELLO????????????????????

So as Shang Tsung said in Mortal Kombat "IT HAS BEEEEGUN!" but not in Vancouver folks. Spain was where the first bout occured at the Golden Palace (GoldenPalace.com) and here is what went down.

ROUND 1: Uwe and Carlos were in the ring, they tested themselves and warmed up. No hits occured.

ROUND 2: Warm up is over and now the 2 boxers begin to compete. Carlos goes after Uwe but Dr. Boll moves in quick with and nails Carlos with a shot straight to the liver. Carlos went down hard but wasn't out for the count. Carlos gets back up and tries to recover. Carlos tried evasive manuevers and tried to be light on his feet. He was no match for Mr. Raging Boll himself, Carlos took another hit and went down like a sack of potatoes. This time, Carlos was hurt extremely baddly and scared of the future pain the man who's movies he had been lambasting all this time would inflict. Boll saw the fear in Carlos' eyes and the pain in them as well, he stepped back and let him survive till Round 3.

Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, webmaster of www.cinecutre.com, was done and out. Director Uwe Boll, director of HOUSE OF THE DEAD, ALONE IN THE DARK, and BLOODRAYNE had won the match. Looks like Carlos will think twice before threatening Boll again.

"So I stepped back and I let him survive in ROUND 3. The guy showed balls and he deserved to survive. I won all three rounds and the fight.? Everybody was happy."

That's right, MATCH 1 was done and BOLL was the champion. At the end...all Dr. Uwe Boll had to say in a reply when asked about the future matches if he would be so merciful.

??????? "In Vancouver...there will be NO mercy!"

" Never got me down! You never got me down!"

DAY OF THE DEAD MASSACRED, Voodoo Moon and Left In Darkness Howling To DVD, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Newest DVD, and BUG trailer!

I know it's been a while since I last updated the news section, mainly due to being busy but also in part because I was getting to many bullshit rumors about movies and was unable to decipher ANY OF THEM. The internet is full of lies as it is, there is no need for KAHR to add to said lies. However, this brings me to my first piece of news that I wish was a lie. Instead the DAY OF THE DEAD remake is an undead mess, Hollywood's cruel joke full of has been actors and extremely bad improv-artists. So who is starring in this movie you ask? Let's see....we have MENA SUVARI playing Lori Cardille's role which isn't SO bad since Mena can actually act despite the fact she looks like she could be 12 years old. Joe Pilato's role will be played by Ving Rhames which makes no sense whatsoever since Ving may be bad ass, but he is in no way, shape, or form a tough as nails, asshole to the extreme. Then we have the PRIZE winning actor that seals the deal and makes me want to throw myself to a horde of flesh-eating zombies...NICK CANNON is co-starring in this movie. Can it get any worse then that? How about the fact that BUB is no longer a experimental zombie, instead he is a chickenshit who comes in half way through, dies, and gets turned into a zombie that won't eat humans due to him being a vegatarian. Yeah, great plot there folks... I will bring you more news on this horrible remake as I recieve it but don't be expecting me to put a HAPPY JOY JOY tune in my voice as I report it.

??? I got an email the other day about 2 movies, both of which are coming to DVD and both of which show tons of promise.The first on our list is a film entitled VOODOO MOON starring Eric Mabius, Charisma Carpenter, John Amos, Jeffrey Combs, and Dee Wallace-Stone. The movie is about...

Twenty years ago, a demonic massacre in a sleepy Southern town left two young siblings as the lone survivors. But for adult Cole (Eric Mabius of RESIDENT EVIL) and his younger sister Heather (Charisma Carpenter of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL), an obsession with their parents? satanic slaughter has lasted a lifetime.? Now through Cole?s psychic connection with a group that includes an outlaw biker (John Amos of THE WEST WING), a traumatized cop (Jeffrey Combs of RE-ANIMATOR) and a mysterious healer (Dee Wallace-Stone of CUJO and THE HOWLING), vengeance is about to take a very unholy turn. Tonight they will all be brought together in a place where depraved secrets are exposed, legions of the damned are unleashed, and the final battle between Good and Evil will be fought beneath the VOODOO MOON.

Voodoo Moon is released on DVD on October 3rd, and from the sounds of it, it sounds like it's pretty good. Let's hope that Mr. Altman didn't stick his talentless fingers into this film. Viewers will find the following chilling special features such as:

Widescreen Presentation (1.78:1), enhanced for 16x9 TVs

Now to our next movie, LEFT IN DARKNESS which stars Monica Keena, Tim Thomerson and David Anders is set for a September 19th release, we delve into the supernatural world and the after life with LEFT IN DARKNESS. Here is what it's about:

Her mother died in childbirth, and she always felt responsible for the tragedy. When her father disappeared, her grandparents raised her. As she got older, her sense of guilt grew deeper.? And on the night of her 21st birthday, Celia (Monica Keena of FREDDY VS. JASON) is drugged, raped and dies of an accidental overdose at a wild college frat party. But for some, death is only the beginning: Trapped in a netherworld between sanctuary and damnation, Celia must now battle the demons ? including hordes of horrific Soul Eaters ? that prowl the Afterlife. Is the spirit of her recently deceased grandfather (Tim Thomerson of TRANCERS) trying to lure her to an eternity of suffering? Can her guardian angel (David Anders of ALIAS) safely lead her to the other side? And for a young woman caught in limbo, is there any way to go towards the light when your soul is LEFT IN DARKNESS?

LEFT IN DARKNESS is set to be released on September 19th and from the description alone, the movie shows great promise. Let's hope in the end, we aren't "Left In Darkness" cause I can really use a GOOD horror movie from Anchor Bay that isn't a double dipped re-released version of a classic horror film. The DVD will contain such bone chilling special features as:

Be sure to pick up your copies of each movie when they are released!

That's right folks! The boys are back in town! The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection continues with Volume 10, hitting DVD August 29. How can something so awful be so much fun? That?s a riddle solved once again by the men, women, and robots of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which turns affectionate mockery into an art form in this new 4 DVD collection of deliriously funny episodes from the beloved TV series. Joel, Mike, Tom Servo, Crow, and the usual gang of misfits take us on another memorable ride through four films that only the films? mothers could love. Fasten your seatbelts. The Satellite of Love is back in action at warped speed. Mike, Tom Servo, Crowe, and the rest of the zany cast are back for their newest DVD release MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000: VOLUME 10

EPISODES

GODZILLA VS. MEGALON

In This Corner, Weighing 10,000 Pounds?!

Starring: Katsuhiko Sasaki, Hiroyuki Kawase, Yutaka Hayashi, Robert Dunham, Wolf Otsuki

SWAMP DIAMONDS

Diamonds Are A Convict?s Best Friend.

Starring: Carole Mathews, Mike ?Touch? Connors, Marie Windsor, Beverly Garland, Susan Cummings, Jil Jarmyn

Plus The Short: WHAT TO DO ON A DATEN-AGE STRANGLER

Starring: Bill Bloom, Rick Harris, Stacy Smith, Jim Asp, Mickey Banga, John Humphries

Plus Short: IS THIS LOVE?

THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION

Creepy Crawly Physics.

Starring: Steve Brodie, Barbara Hale, Alan Hale Jr., Robert Easton, Leslie Parrish

SPECIAL FEATURES

MST3K Video Jukebox--15 original songs from aboard the Satellite of Love

Outtakes

Photo Gallery

?Godzilla vs. Megalon? Streaming Video:

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?Swamp Diamonds? Streaming Video:

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So check it out on AUGUST 29th and be sure to pick up the past 9 Volumes! You know you want to and you will be helping Robots in Space!

LIONSGATE just sent me the trailer for there new movie BUG which hits theatres DECEMBER 1st and here I am thinking it's just another lame version of SLITHER. Then I look at the cast, Golden Globe Nominee Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon and Harry Connick Jr, and then realize that William "THE EXORCIST" Friedkin is FREAKIN directing and think "This has got to have something going for it" Finally, I watch the trailer and am blown away by it, the movie looks awesome! Check this out:

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/bug/Bug_Trailer1A_56.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/bug/Bug_Trailer1A_150.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/bug/Bug_Trailer1A_300.wmv

So be sure to be on the lookout for BUG when it crawls into theatres on DECEMBER 1st!

HITCHER Remake Summary, TCM Re-Released DVD, Tooth Fairy Hitting Shelves August 8th, and SAW III Poster!

I got dropped an e-mail this past week that contained the plot info on the remake to the 80's classic THE HITCHER, a remake I have been strongly opposed to since day 1. After reading the summary, I am even more so against this film and I will explain why.

The Hitcher:

Story: From filmmaker Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes production company ("The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" [2003], "The Amityville Horror" [2005]) comes a remake of the 1986 terror classic. Dave Meyers is directing the new film, which tracks the terrifying cross-country trajectory of Grace (Sophia Bush) and Jim (Zachary Knighton), two traveling college students who are tormented by the mysterious hitchhiker John Ryder, a.k.a. The Hitcher (Sean Bean).

Director: Dave Meyers

Writers: Jake Wade Wall and Eric Bernt

Cast: Sean Bean, Sophia Bush, Zachary Knighton

Now, First of all, the thing that made the original so scary was the fact that Rutger's character was NEVER explained nor was he ever given a name. You didn't know WHY he was doing this, HOW long he had been getting away with it, WHO he was, or anything and the fact that it was just this one kid driving cross country alone with nobody around to help him. This film has given the hitchhiker a name, and also it is now 2 people being tormented. The movie does have a plus side though...Sean Bean is a entertaining actor and could pull off a solid performance. Also, once again, we have a MTV music video director taking on the untouchable classic which I can't stand when they do that. These aren't music videos...they are HORROR movies...and turning them into flashy pieces of trendy crap only dumbs down our great genre. Also, the lead is a female which is more takes the originallity of the original and makes it "just another dumb bimbo getting her ass cut up". I may be harsh on it now...I want to see some footage and whatnot before condemning this movie to hell. For right now though...I will stick with C. Thomas Howell, Rutger Haugher and Jennifer Jason Leigh thank you very much.

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Well for those of you out there who can't seem to get enough of the classic TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, you should all rejoice in knowing that on September 26th, another version will hit shelves and this time it has a new documentary from the cast and crew of the movie. The 2 disc DVD will contain audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 5.1), English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), HD transfer from original 16mm negatives, Featuring never-before-seen bonus materials produced exclusively for this release such as cast and crew interviews and a new documentary which sounds like it will be worth the deniro.

Bonus Features:

?To the left is a photo of the DVD cover so enjoy. I know I will when the day comes for the SAW to buzz again! DARK SKY FILMS did a great job with HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER so I have no doubt in my mind that they will do the same for this.

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Remember the innocence of putting a tooth under a pillow at night and finding it mysteriously transformed into a reward the next morning? My, how times have changed?Anchor Bay Entertainment, an IDT Entertainment Company, extracts the dark side of a beloved childhood ritual with The Tooth Fairy ! Co-written and produced by legendary producer Stephen J. Cannell (?The A Team?, ?Hunter?, ?Profit?, ?21 Jump Street?) and featuring such horror alums as P.J. Soles ( Halloween, The Devil's Rejects ) and Jesse Hutch ( Freddy Vs. Jason ) , The Tooth Fairy turns the innocent fairy tale into the ultimate nightmare! Presented uncut with never-before-seen footage, The Tooth Fairy also offers bonus features, including an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes interviews, that viewers can really sink their teeth into! Open wide for The Tooth Fairy on August 8, 2006 , with an SRP of $19.98. Pre-book date is June 28th.

Directed by Chuck Bowman from a teleplay by Stephen J. Cannell, Corey Strode and Cookie Rae Brown and starring Carrie Fleming (?Masters of Horror: Dario Argento's Jenifer?), The Tooth Fairy rips to shreds the whimsical icon. Amid the idyllic splendor of the Northern California woods, a quaint country inn offers respite for the weary traveler. It also harbors a dark secret. Almost sixty years earlier, it was the crumbling home of a malevolent witch who lured in children, stole their teeth, butchered their bodies, and cursed their souls to wander the earth forever. Now, the witch's slumber has been disturbed, and her vengeful spirit seeks the slaughter of all who stay there. And for one eleven -year-old girl with a loose molar and an active imagination, the ultimate horror begins with a visit from The Tooth Fairy...

The movie itself is sounds like a pretty bad ass concept and I really can't wait to get the laughing gas ready for this film. The DVD contains the following:

On August 8th, set your appointment up so you can be the first in line to check THE TOOTH FAIRY out! To sustain your hunger for this movie, here is a clip I like to call "What is your dick doing over there, Chuck!?" Enjoy! :)

So it's that time of year again where we get bombarded with SAW goodies such as posters, trailers and all of the good stuff. I got sent the new official poster for SAW III today so I figured I would share with you the glory that is SAW III. After seeing the SAW III trailer before the AWESOME movie THE DESCENT, I think this is going to be the goriest of them all. Just didn't like how they show the killers in the trailer though...anyway...here is the poster.

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MTV Star PINK Gets Down And Dirty, and SILENT HILL Star Added To Seed?

Well why not? I mean they have Beyonce being in every comedy out there and THE GAME being in all action flicks, so why can't the horror genre be tainted with something else aside from bad rappers!? They send us the JUST LIKE A PILL singer, Pink! Here is the scoop folks, Pink spent some time in Romania last spring filming a movie called CATACOMBS. It's being produced by the same people who brought us SAW and HOSTEL. The movie is written by a duel team, Tomm Cooker and David Elliot; the latter of the two also penned the Wahlberg flick "FOUR BROTHERS" and the Keanu Reeves flick "THE WATCHER" but both Cooker and Elliot will be directing this film.

The movie is supposedly about "On her first trip to Paris, a young woman hits a party in the Catacombs, the 200-mile labyrinth of limestone tunnels under the city that's lined with the remains of 7 million people. Separated from her friends, she becomes convinced that someone or something is chasing her." The other sister will be played by Shannyn Sossamon who some of you may remember from that shitty Heath Ledger flick "THE ORDER" which sucked more balls then he did in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. Word is right now, it is in post production and no official release date is set.

Uwe Boll is one busy guy and I got an email from the man just before he begins shooting on his new and upcoming (NON-Video Game related) HORROR movie "SEED" which is being extremely tight lipped right now. All we really know is it's based on a real story about a man who survived the electric chair. There is a rule that if you survive the electric chair 3 times, you are to be set free. John Seed (Sanderson) survives but the officials bury him alive anyway. He digs himself out of the grave and goes on a revenge killing spree. Sounds like your classic horror film which I am actually looking forward to. More will unfold as it starts filming July 17th. Uwe sent me the cast list for the movie so here it is. Jodelle Ferland, who many of you saw in this years SILENT HILL as Sharon DaSilva, will play Detective Bishops (Michael Pare - STREETS OF FIRE) daughter. Also casted in the movie; Ralph Moller (GLADIATOR, PATHFINDER) Will Sanderson as Mr. SEED himself(IN THE NAME OF THE KING, BLOODRAYNE, ALONE IN THE DARK, HOUSE OF THE DEAD) Andrew Jackson (MERLIN), and Mike Dopid (ROLLERBALL, WHITE NOISE) I will keep you posted on SEED as I get the news straight from the source.

SAW III Teaser poster!!!

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So I got sent the teaser poster for this movie a couple of days after I suddenly got wind that they finished filming it. I was shocked they finished this movie so quickly, to me, it can't really be a good sign because I feel the more the push these films out, the worse they are going to get. Then again, if they wait on them, they die off and the public forgets about them and we never get a part 3 like what happened with JEEPERS CREEPERS 3. I loved the first SAW deeming it a refreshing and stylish horror film that was just what the genre needed. The sequel turned out to be an over hyped clone that tried to follow in the footsteps of it's predecessor and failed, in my opinion, miserably. The teaser looks decent and hopefully it will be better then part 2, thus far as you can see, Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith and Doug Lynn Bousman will be returning, along with who knows who else. We will keep you posted as the news comes.

Exclusive IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE trailer!

Ok folks, this is going to be a quick update tonight since it's 1:17 in the morning and I am exhausted from working on the new VIDEO GAME section on the site and among other things. Anyway, Uwe sent me the second trailer for his 60 million dollar, star studded epic film IN THE NAME OF THE KING today and I am getting it up here for you all to bare witness to. Click here!

The movie hits theatres Spring of 2007 and this is one film I am really looking forward to. It is starring Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Leelee Sobieski, Kristanna Loken, John Rhys Davies, Matthew Lillard with fights choreographed by the great Tony Ching. This is going to be a movie to watch out for.

The E-mail Dreams Are Made Of!!!

I got what I consider to be the best e-mail ever this morning from Uwe Boll, that is right folks. No! I did not bump my head! This is an email that almost all of you people out there who have ever talked shit or hated Boll for his movies have been wanting to do ever since. FIGHT UWE BOLL! That is right, horror and video game fans alike have been dreaming of the moment when they could "Kill, dismember, beat the living snot out of, etc" the German director well Boll is making this all possible. Time for all of you shit talkers out there to go the distance and show you aren't just a bunch of pussies!? Boll is pissed off about all of the people who bash his movies and blast them LONG before they are even released! Bloodrayne got lambasted long before it was ever even released by over a good 1000+? extra people when not even 400 saw the movie in the pre-screening.

??? So what is the man who people bash for being german, threaten on a day to day basis and bash the hell out of his movies JUST because he is involved in them going to do? He is talking a stand and calling all of them out into the ring, the boxing ring.

??? Boll: "In the internet are maybe 500 people writing constantly bullshit about me and my movies. They wanna grill, kill, toast, punish etc. me - and now they should prove it. They should prove that they are ready to fight in real against me."

??? ?That is coming from his own mouth and one thing about him, he will NOT back down.

???? "In fall after the shooting of POSTAL in Vancouver I'm ready to?go in the BOX RING and fight against my worst enemies. Whoever is between 70 and 80 Kilogramm and can proof that he writes since 2005 about me negative stuff in the Internet?is welcome to go in the Ring against me. Also reviewers from all newspapers etc.?are qualified.?Everybody must sign before the fight that both sides are fine with whatever health results the fight brings. Especially the following people from IMDB are welcome to fight me:

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These people proved in their unqualified and unfair statements that they hate me because I'm German and they are loosers not able to have their own career. I will invite qualified people to Vancouver, pay flight and hotel, use these guys as EXTRAS in Postal and on the last day of the shoot, we will fight. The plan is also to show the fights live in the INTERNET."
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Yeah. That is right folks. This is not a joke, this is the real deal. Uwe Boll is calling out all the BOLL HATERS and he means business. I think the man himself is feeling pretty good though, BLOODRAYNE is raking in the cash on DVD in both USA and Canada, he has IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE in the can, 2 more films bout to be filmed including his own creation SEED and also the video game adaptation for POSTAL, so I think he is doing pretty well for himself.

Ya know, say what you will about him but this guy does NOT fear any thing. He has stepped up to the plate and I don't think I have ever seen someone do something like this EVER in the history of film. So he is calling you people out...will you accept the challenge? Or yield and cower like the cowards you are? Uwe Boll Vs. You! Round 1...will you fight?

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?IT WAITS Waits No More, Fishing Out The Truth On MEG, Fan Video Answers Long Asked Question To "Ash Vs. Jason"

I have been seeing trailers for this movie for a while now which stars Cabin Fever's Cerina Vincent. The movie looks like it is going to be a very entertaining throw back to the cheesy horror films of the 80's and here is the story line

After her best friend is killed in an auto accident in which she was the driver, Forest Ranger Danielle St. Clair (Cerina Vincent ? ?CSI?, Not Another Teen Movie) moves into a secluded watchtower in the mountains to bury herself in her work, unaware that something else is buried in the forest. A spirit of the underworld ? a victim of its own evil bitterness long entombed in a cave.? For a chance to escape and exact its bloody revenge, it waits?

The DVD; which is being released on May 23rd; isn't a bare bones edition. It includes Widescreen Presentation (1:77:1) , enhanced for 16x9 TV's; Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound; "Blood On The Pines" Behind the Scenes Featurette; Feature-length Audio Commentary with Director Steven R. Monroe and star Cerina Vincent; and Trailers.

I have been a fan of writer Steve Alten ever since I read the third installment in his New York Times best selling series MEG. So when I got wind that the original best seller was being turned into a big budget feature film helmed by SPEED director Jan De Bont; I was jumping for joy! Now as it approaches, there are tons of things popping up all over the net. Unfortunetly most of the news being reported on the movie is nothing more then a bunch of tuna fish! A recent test clip came on to many other websites that was supposedly a scene from MEG which can be seen here. While this is an extremely bad ass clip; the rumors of it being actual test footage are completely false. Steve Alten himself who is staying very close to the production of this movie has denied it being any part of the movie.

I figured this one out on my own folks; first of all having read the extremely bad ass book MEG; I knew the shark WASN'T the same color as a normal shark. The "Meg" glowed bright white since it was found on the bottom of the ocean; also, while there is a scene where the shark leaps out of the water and attacks a helicopter 50 feet into the air; it wasn't actually attached to what the shark in the clip is. Also, the movie is still in PRE-PRODUCTION! The only "official" image we are getting is what CHUD.COM put up on thier site. This is an awesome concept art and it feels like they are going to stay very close to the book. If they do, MEG may finally be the shark film that will give JAWS a run for it's money. Don't believe me? This shark takes more victims in the first book then JAWS does in the first 2 films, and the opening sequence of the movie alone; as long as it stays close to the book; will be enough to scare the shit out of people everywhere. I am currently finishing up Alten's latest book THE LOCH about the LOCH NESS MONSTER and the man only gets better and better. I will keep you people updated on this subject as well as fish out the milarky.?

I saw this on a couple of sites and figured it was worth showing everyone. Writer/Director Ryan Schifrin (Abomidable) has some spare time and spliced together clips from Friday the 13th parts VI and VII along with EVIL DEAD 2 and ARMY OF DARKNESS to bring you...JASON Vs. ASH...Groovy! Click Here

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KAHR on MYSPACE.com!? KONG King Of DVD sales, Boll's Bloodrayne Bathes Canada BLOOD RED, SAW III's Returning Cast Members Are...?

MYSPACE, MYSPACE, MYSPACE...it's been all over the news and the minds of independent musicians across the country. Now it seems to have finally hit the horror world with some of the big name website getting on it. Now I am officially on there as well with a very cool MYSPACE page for the website. Here is the link, http://www.myspace.com/66998815 So I bet most of you are asking "What the hell is the point in having a MYSPACE page when I can just come here instead" Good question you asked Mr. Voice in side my head! I will tell you why, because I plan on doing things such as blogs about events going on in the horror world. I plan on having things I can't really put on the website on MYSPACE account for all to see. So join up, friend me, and post tons of comments as well as give? us your opinion on my ramblings. By the way, everyone who signs up gets a very cool video posted on their MYSPACE! You can't lose!

6 days it took for Peter Jackson to break DVD records with his mammoth of a movie, KING KONG. Yes folks, 6 days AFTER the release of KING KONG on DVD, the sales came in and amounted to a king sized 100 MILLION DOLLARS, the largest ever for a Universal Pictures Release within 6 DAYS making this the 4th-Highest Grossing Film Of All Time!? What is even more crazy is how much that raises the total amount of money KONG has raked in, brace yourself...550 Million Dollars! Yeah...Peter Jackson can swap bank accounts with me ANY day!

"Hands down, Peter Jackson?s King Kong ranks as one of Universal's biggest and most successful cinematic triumphs of all time," said Craig Kornblau, President, Universal Studios Home Entertainment.? "Home entertainment consumers recognize the singular-event status of this spectacular breakthrough motion picture which has been further bolstered by the film?s stunning technical achievements including its Oscar? win for best visual effects."
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So be sure to pick up the DVD (the 3 of you who have yet to do so) which is released in two versions. A regular one and a limited edition 2-disc collector's edition which I have and highly recommend. Amazing film, amazing DVD and amazing the amount of money this thing made! Congrats Mr. Jackson and Universal for a job well done!

??? To say Uwe Boll's BLOODRAYNE was total flop in the states is like saying the Pacific Ocean is damp. Boll got screwed by the company that distributed BLOODRAYNE by only putting the movie in half of the theatres they said they would. Which caused me to have to drive to RHODE ISLAND from BOSTON (30-45 minute drive) to actually go see this movie. Well, Boll got smart and with the movie being a hit over seas, he has finally released it in Canada through his OWN company, which means...he is spending the money out of his OWN pocket. So if you are in the area, here is a list of theatres BLOODRAYNE will be playing at.?

Kong Becomes the King of DVD

I woke up this morning to find in my e-mail box amongst the spam letters an email from Universal. I have come in possession of a press release that gives the exact specifications for the KING KONG DVD of which roars onto DVD March 28th. Here is what I received for those who DARE to read on...

KING Kong captures CRITICal kudos

King Kong?s dazzling visual effects, exhilarating action and commanding performances enthralled major movie critics across the country.? Of the film, Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says ?Here is the jaw-dropping, eye-popping, heart-stopping movie epic we?ve been waiting for all year.? Lou Lumenick of the New York Post states ?Prepare to be blown away? while Devin Gordon of Newsweek exclaims ?Thrilling! Epic!?

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?King Kong rules over all others. As big, breathlessly exciting and relentlessly thrilling as any epic adventure the screen has seen in many years!? pronounces Pete Hammond of Maxim. Scott Manz of ?Access Hollywood? labels King Kong ?A rip-roaring, rousing, exciting cinematic adventure!? while Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times calls the film ?Four stars. King Kong is magnificent entertainment? and ?One of the year?s best films!?

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The two-disc King Kong Special Edition DVD allows viewers unparalleled access to the world of visionary filmmaker Peter Jackson as he creates this larger-than-life epic adventure for the ages.? Thrilling behind-the-scenes features bring this instant classic to viewers in a whole new way with exclusive content that follows the film?s stars and crew in action as they bring this timeless tale to the screen.

  • Special Introduction by Peter Jackson
  • Post Production Diaries ? Director Peter Jackson takes you on an unforgettable journey with Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody and the crew of King Kong as they reveal virtually every aspect of post production on this groundbreaking film, nearly three hours of exclusive behind the scenes footage!
  • Skull Island: A Natural History ? Travel to treacherous Skull Island with Peter Jackson and his crew! From its mysterious origins to its reclusive inhabitants and jaw-dropping creatures, uncover the fascinating facts about one of the last uncharted places on earth.
  • Kong?s New York, 1933 ? 1930s New York comes alive in this fascinating piece that explores vaudeville, the skyscraper boom, the construction of the Empire State building and more.

Synopsis

Academy Award? ?winning director Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings Trilogy) brings his sweeping cinematic vision to King Kong. Naomi Watts, Adrien Brody and Jack Black star in this spectacular film filled with heart-pounding action, terrifying creatures and groundbreaking special effects unlike anything you?ve seen before! Get ready for breathtaking action in this thrilling epic adventure about a legendary gorilla captured on a treacherous island and brought to civilization, where he faces the ultimate fight for survival. Experience the movie that critics are hailing as a ?rousing, exciting cinematic adventure!? (Scott Mantz, ?Access Hollywood?)

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Friday The 13th Remade, Hills Have Eyes Pics, and King Kong Diaries!

Yeah I know, this was a shock to me too folks, internet rumors are flying around about the movies being remade and usually they are all fake. (Sorry, don't see the remake to SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT or WAXWORK happening anytime soon) Unfortunetly, NEW LINE has decided to do what we all have been fearing for a long time. They can't seem to do anything good to the JASON series, JASON X anyone? So now they aren't doing a sequel, a prequel, or even a so called remake...nope. It's going to be a re-imaging of the original? (get this) 3, possibly 4 Friday the 13ths. You read that right, they are combining the first 3 (possibly the 4th as well)? into one big movie. Jason will be the killer in this film, he WILL have the trademark mask and he also will get killed. Hey! Stop damning me to hell! I'm only reporting the news here! What pisses me off even more though, is the man directing it. Supposedly, the great director who was responsible for bringing us the amazing DARKNESS FALLS and soon to be released PREQUEL to the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE REMAKE, Jonathan Liebesman is in final talks to direct this travesty and yet again become hated by all horror fans for years to come. I am shocked Michael Bay isn't responsible for this shit, but then again, he DOES own PLATINUM DUNES so...it is no shock that this is happening. I don't know folks, seems the days of getting tons of sequels that continue the storylines and make the fans somewhat happy are over. Now its all about restarting the series and taking all new takes on them. This is a sad world we live in...

To some better news, this is one remake I am actually excited about since the previews for it are looking pretty good. HILLS HAVE EYES, the remake to WES CRAVEN'S cult hit is coming our way and I have scored some photos from the movie. The tale of a family that gets stranded in the middle of nowhere and end up becoming victims to inbred cannibals who are living in the hills. I just am hoping for a MICHAEL BERRYMAN cameo, that is all I am asking for and if I get that...I will be happy. So here are the pics.

Courtesy of Fox Searchlight, and "DATE MOVIE" which is in theatres now, I have been sent a link to the PRODUCTION DIARIES for the movie KING KONG. Yes folks, want to see how it all was made and hear Peter Jackson talk about his 3 and a half hour epic? We all know you can't get enough of him or his 4 hour long documentaries on his movies...so here is the link. Enjoy! www.datemoviethemovie.com/kong

Slither Pics, Dooms Day comes early this year,SAW II Hits DVD, and Killing Ground Films First Scene!

To anyone who knows me, I have become extremely addicted to the movie SERENITY which is a total shock for me since I can honestly say that I despise every other thing Josh Wheddon has ever made. Buffy, can't stand it. Angel, hate the sight of it, and never watched Firefly but now I want to cause I FUCKING LOVE SERENITY! Ok, where am I going with this you are asking? Well, the star of Serenity, Nathan Fillion is also starring in a brand new horror film called SLITHER and we have exclusive looks at the movie. We have the RED trailer which I have watched several times and it is fucking hysterical, some pics for you, and even a release date for this puppy. So here, check it out.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2687934

Slither is an edgy blend of heart-stopping terror, wry humor and surprising humanity from genre-bending screenwriter James Gunn, whose Dawn of the Dead became one of 2004's most surprising hits.

The sleepy town of Wheelsy could be any small town in America--somewhat quaint and gentle, peopled with friendly folks who mind their own business. But just beneath the surface charm, something unnamed and evil has arrived...and is growing. No one seems to notice as telephone poles become clogged with missing pet flyers, or when one of the town's richest citizens, Grant Grant (Michael Rooker), begins to act strangely. But when farmers' livestock turn up horribly mutilated and a young woman goes missing, Sheriff Bill Pardy (Nathan Fillion) and his team, aided by Grant's wife Starla (Elizabeth Banks), uncover the dark force laying siege to their town...and come face-to-face with an older-than-time organism intent on absorbing and devouring all life on Earth.

Slither is the feature film directing debut of screenwriter James Gunn (the recent hit re-envisioning of Dawn of the Dead) and stars Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, Gregg Henry and Michael Rooker. It is also written by Gunn. Slither--a Universal Pictures and Gold Circle Films presentation of a Strike Entertainment Production--is produced by Paul Brooks and Eric Newman.

SLITHER hits theatres on March 31st, 2006 so be sure to check it out!

That is right folks, D-Day comes early this year, it comes right around the same time as Valentines Day...which most men consider to me one and the same. So ladies, what better way to show your man how much you care then to get some sexy lingerie, a nice bottle of wine, a very kinky bra...and to hand him the movie DOOM starring THE ROCK and Keith Urban. Fuck yeah! In my opinion, it's the ONLY way to show your love for him and that is to give him some awesome gore so if you smell what the rock is cookin, then you will be getting some lovin! Catch my drift?

"Led by The Rock and Karl Urban, they descend into the Olduvai Research Station, where they find a legion of nightmarish creatures, lurking in the darkness, killing at will. Once there, the Marines must use an arsenal of firepower to carry out their mission: nothing gets out alive. Based on the hugely popular video game, Doom is an explosive action-packed thrill ride!"

So when does it come out? February 7th and by God is it ever packed with bonus features. Yes it's an unrated version of a already kick ass movie. I saw this and expected pure garbage but when I left that theatre, I had a smile from ear to ear and was repeating SEMPER FI MOTHER FUCKER to everyone around me. Needless to say this also leads into another story of how saying that phrase to the WRONG person can cause you to end up with a black eye and a bloody nose....but that is another story for another day. Meantime...when this movie comes out to your store on Februrary 7th...it is in your best interest to pick it up cause I can pretty much guarentee...you will NOT be disappointed.

Now, the biggest hit for Lions Gate Films is SAW II and that means we get one hell of a DVD release. I have the DVD specs for SAW II and here they are.

DVD Specs:

Region 1; Widescreen - 1.85
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 ? English; Dolby Digital 6.1 - English
Closed Captioned ? English Subtitles - English, Spanish - optional
Additional Release Material:
Audio Commentary - Darren Lynn Bousman - Director, Donnie Wahlberg, Beverley Mitchell - Stars
Featurettes - 1. The Props of SAW II - 2. Deconstructing Jigsaw's Traps
Deleted Scenes
Production Interviews - Original Theatrical Trailer
Interactive Features:? Interactive Menus; Scene Access
Text/Photo Galleries: Storyboards; Concept Art

You can read my review for it here. Be sure to pick up your copy of SAW II on February 14th and go home happy. Here is a couple of shots of the DVD menus. Enjoy :) More to come as we get closer and closer to the release.

So yes folks, I have been very busy, but on December 28th, the first official scene from KILLING GROUND was filmed and it came out nice. We filmed the scalping scene with Dennis Lucianni and I must say, it looked more realistic then I could have ever originally thought. Unfortunetly the photos that were taken, came out bad so the only one I have for you is a picture of myself as Jerimiah. This was actually before we started filming, I have 2 extremely bright studio lights being shined right in my face and I can't see anything. The scene filmed was Jerimiah's first meeting with his sister Ashley who is home with her boyfriend Jason. Jerimiah comes and sees Jason and Ashley making out, so he does what any insane brother who has had incestual relations with his sisters does....kills the boyfriend. The next scene we are filming is going to be this Sunday, January 29th, 2006 which will be the opening scene for Greg, Sophia, and Ryan. I will get tons of pictures for it and let you know how it all turns out. So here are a couple of photos from us creating the scalp and of myself as the nutcase.

James (left) begins first coating to the wig while Mike (right) begins to cut up the wig

James applies first coat.

James tries on the scalp...I think the photo speaks for itself.

Jerimiah (Me) just before going ape shit on a soon to be dead Average Joe

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Here at Kick Ass Horror Reviews, we wanted to wish you a very healthy, safe, and alcoholic (be safe) Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa...or whatever you may celebrate. Just remember...when you are stuck with your families who you really can't stand, wearing that shitty sweater our aunt made for you just to make her think you actually like it, and are getting told off by some snotty 8 year old who takes great pleasure in kicking you in the shins, things could be a lot worse....You could be this guy! So HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Watching Boy: [stares at Willie] I saw you at another mall.
Willie: Well, I'm happy for you.
Watching Boy: If you really are Santa, you could do magic.
Willie: [whispers] Wanna see some magic? OK, let's watch you disappear!
[shoves him away]

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Hostel invades and we have all the pics to prove it!

I figured I would make a huge post about this movie HOSTEL right before the holidays. I have been getting tons of info and clips and posters that I haven't known what to do with them all! Needless to say, HOSTEL is going to be one sick film that is either going to make Eli Roth a legend among horror fans, or a laughing stalk. We have clips for you, trailers, and posters from the new movie that is hitting theatres January 6th,

TV Spots
?Choir?

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?What if?

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Quentin Tarentino Introducing Eli Roth
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Cast Q&A

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"Seduction" Spot:

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http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/hostel/tv/hostel_choir30_150.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/hostel/tv/hostel_choir30_300.wmv

"Warning" Spot:

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/hostel/tv/hostel_warning-30_56.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/hostel/tv/hostel_warning-30_150.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/hostel/tv/hostel_warning-30_300.wmv

Plus many more clips and trailers and TV SPOTS on the official website "www.hostelfilm.com"? and also be sure to go to the theatres on January 6th and see Hostel.

Big News For KAHR Fans, Boll Gets Screwed, TCM Origins pics, HOSTEL's new one sheet, and CRY WOLF hits DVD!

In case you have yet to notice, updates have been slowing down around here BIG TIME. There is a major reason for this, life is becoming extremely busy right now and it's hard updating. Plus computer problems but I digress from the main reason. After all these years of reviewing films, good and bad, I have decided to venture into making one myself. That is right folks, this reviewer is going to put his money where his mouth is and make a movie. I will be directing along with my friend James Tevlin who is as much of a horror fan as I am. James will also be playing Ryan in the movie. He is the gory zombie to your left. We have Mary Narcisso playing Sophia, a trained stunt woman who has done stunts for such films as LIKE MIKE, and several independent films. She also knows her way around the make up bench with her years of training at BARRETS HAUNTED MANSION and SPOOKY WORLD (back when it was good)? She is underneath Laura who is licking that bloody knife, if you put your mouse on her. Mike Pearson, who is a 5 year veteran of Barrett's Haunted Mansion, will be playing Greg, if you put the mouse over him you will find his picture.

I don't want to give to much away about the story JUST yet, (oh yeah, the suspense is killing you isn't it!?) Ryan and his fianc? Sophia are taking their friend Greg out for a much deserved night on the town to help him cope with his girlfriend breaking up with him. Little do they know that an escaped mental patient who is known to the media as THE ARTIST and his twisted sister are heading towards the same place they are. Ashley, THE Artist's sister, seduces Greg and what happens to them after that is the most disturbing thing that could happen to any human!

Currently the film is being ready to start shooting come late December and will hopefully be finished in a month of shooting. The first scene being filmed will be the meeting of Jerimiah (escaped mental patient played by yours truly) and his sister Ashley (Played by Laura Kangiser) at her house where Jerimiah breaks in and kills Ashley's boyfriend Jason who is being played by reality star Dennis Luciani. You may remember Dennis as one of the contestants on the TV show AVERAGE JOE, and he appeared DIRECTOR'S CUT, FOR PETE'S WAKE and the unreleased WINDSTORM as well as the upcoming film NATIONAL LAMPOON'S TOTALLY BAKED. That is Mr. Dennis to your left so enjoy seeing him with the top of his head cause it won't be there for long. Ha-ha.

?I will try to keep you all updated and involved as humanly possible, right now we are doing cast read through as well as getting props and figuring out how the gore effects will be done. In the mean time, here is a picture of "Ashley"/Laura having her dream come true...

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Boll is known for a lot of things and while a lot of hatred is sent his way, it's still not fair when a site such as IMDB rigs votes and posts on his movies and such. It has been reported that IMDB has been allowing votes and posts about Boll's latest movie BLOODRAYNE, which was only screened for a small audience, seems to have been by hundreds more people then even were at the showing. Now I'm all for hating on a movie before it comes out if it looks god awful or what not, but don't start voting on it till after. This isn't the first occasion where Boll has been abused, tons of threads from people praising him? (who I don't know) or saying good things about his movies (must be his older films) get sliced and diced or completely deleted while other threads such as DIE BOLL DIE! and KILL UWE PLEASE!!!! STOP HIM NOW!!!! go untouched or unedited. I'm all for threatening people (check out my reviews, I am guilty of threatening him myself) but if you are going to allow the bad, allow the good too! Anyway, for those of you who are wondering what Bloodrayne is going to be like, I was submitting a clip (finally finished clip) of the opening sequence by Boll and I have to say, its bloody entertaining! In the short 3 minute clip I saw more blood spewing left and right then in an Eli Roth film! This could be a very good sign here folks...so keep checking back and I shall keep you updated.

For the fans of the website, they will know my stand on remakes and if you read my review for TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, you will know I wasn't exactly thrilled with it. When I got wind of them doing a prequel, I was like ok, this could go either way. I was intrigued to say the least, and once R. Lee Emery was signed back on...I was like AWESOME! Well I got a first look photo from the movie, yes folks, that crazy sheriff will have more screen time (one of the only GOOD things in the first) and hopefully will make this one better. Andrew Brynarski will reprise his role as Leatherface, and Jordana Brewster will be joining the cast.

Hostel is coming soon and we keep getting the newest info on the film. Eli Roth really made a name for himself with Cabin Fever and from the cool pics and bad ass posters, it looks like he will be keeping in tune with it. Underneath is the one sheet.

Well I wasn't a big fan of Cry_Wolf when it was in theatres, but the DVD looks more promising since it is Unrated, maybe they will add some scenes of things ACTUALLY happening this time around. Just got the DVD specs for the film,

When the students at a prestigious prep school spread a hoax email about a serial killer, they start a game of terror and deception that has three rules: avoid suspicion, lie to your friends, and eliminate your enemies. But what starts as a joke soon turns deadly and now they find themselves victims of their own game!

The DVD hits stores on December 20th, just in time for the holidays! You can add it to your X-mas list and enjoy Bon Jovi being a school teacher! Oh yeah.

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Moustapha Akkad Killed, Hostel Official Release Date and Poster, BloodRayne, Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne! A 3rd Stabbing At Night Of The Living Dead, Kong is Back!

Ok...let's get the bad news out of the way first....this came as a total shock to me folks but I just received word the Moustapha Akkad, the legendary producer of the entire HALLOWEEN series...died in Jordan after sustaining several fatal injuries from a suicide bombing on November 10th 2005. Along with him was his daughter Rima, who also was killed in the attack. They were there for her wedding. Akkad was 75 and will be terribly missed by horror fans all over the world as well as by all of his loved ones. Our thoughts are with the Akkad family.? Mainly known for being the producer of Halloween and it's 7 sequels, two other films he did were The Message and The Lion of the Desert which both starred Anthony Quinn. May he rest in peace and know that there were millions upon millions of people who loved him dearly and miss him. RIP Born Aleppo Syria in 1935-Died in Amman, Jordan on November 11th, 2005

To some lighter news, for those who saw SAW II and actually got there on time (yeah, you know who you are) anyway, those who did probably saw the trailer for Eli Roth's long awaited second film HOSTEL and were probably thinking the same thing I was...that it looks like Roth is going to pack more gore into this film then most can handle. I got word though that there was a date change for this movie, it is no longer being released in December...thats right folks, we get to wait another 2 extra months to see the movie. HOSTEL will be coming out in February 2006 instead folks. Which is a shame cause I was really looking forward to be seeing it this December. Either way, it is still looking bad ass! Don't believe me?

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Written & Directed by Eli Roth, Presented by Quentin Tarantino, HOSTEL is a mixture of many of the most terrifying things about human nature and the world at large, culled from many impossible-but-true stories of human trafficking, international organized crime, and sex tourism.?

?Relentlessly graphic and deeply disturbing, the film is sure to shock even the most hardcore horror genre fans.? HOSTEL tells the story of two American college buddies Paxton and Josh who backpack through Europe eager to make hazy travel memories with new friend Oli, an Icelander they?ve met along the way.? Paxton, Josh, and Oli are eventually lured by a fellow traveler to what?s described as a nirvana for American backpackers ? a particular hostel in an out-of-the-way Slovakian town stocked with Eastern European women as desperate as they are gorgeous.? The two friends arrive and soon easily pair off with exotic beauties Natalya and Svetlana.? In fact, too easily?

Initially distracted by the good time they?re having, the two friends quickly find themselves trapped in an increasingly sinister situation that they will discover is as wide and as deep as the darkest, sickest recess of human nature itself ? if they survive.

A lot of people either loved or hated CABIN FEVER, I actually was one of the people who loved it, I thought it was fun as hell and an extremely good horror film. I can't wait for this so if I have to wait 2 more months I shall but you can rest assure I will be there opening night to check it out! Be sure to check it out and in the meantime, go to the official movie website at "www.hostelfilm.com"

As January approaches, we are coming closer and closer to the release of Uwe Boll's newest trek down Video Game lane with his movie, BLOODRAYNE. Yahoo movies actually scored clips from the movie and I believe a trailer as well. From the clips I have seen, Bloodrayne looks like it is going to be a very entertaining flick.

In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause.

Uwe sent me some of the latest on the poster art and also, what you will soon be seeing all over town. May be just me but I actually dig the posters for this movie. The movie stars Kristanna Lokken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley and Billy Zane and be sure to check out the official website http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com/? and also to check out the movie once it hits theatres on January 6th. Check out the trailer for the movie here!

http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com/wmp30_new.html

http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com/qt30_new.html

Night of the Living Dead is being remade; there is something wrong with that sentence and I shall correct it. Night of the Living Dead HAS been remade again, filmed, shot and ready to go...in 3D!? This isn't a trick folks or a joke...it has actually been remade yet again due to that movie being PUBLIC DOMAIN which sucks ass. And what makes this even more shocking is the fact that SID HAIG IS IN IT!!! That's right, the DEVILS REJECTS star is in this and he is in 3D. You still don't believe me do you!? Check it out for yourself! There needs to be a way to sue people for this crap...seriously...re-imaging a movie...whats the point!? Why not just make it a completely different movie? Cause you people are uncreative dipshits thats why...oh well...heres the link. http://www.nightofthelivingdead3d.com/??

The king is back and he isn't fighting a certain giant Lizard this time around. Nope, Peter Jackson is latest film and also big budget remake is coming closer to release and we got some stuff to show ya. That is right folks, KONG is back and this time, he has a huge budget and a big name cast behind him. Jack Black, Naomi Watts and Adrian Brody are just a few of the names that this film contains. So what is it about?

Triple Academy Award? winner Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings trilogy) directs the dramatic adventure King Kong, bringing his sweeping cinematic vision to the iconic story of the gigantic ape captured in the wild and brought to civilization where he meets his tragic fate. Jackson assumes directing, producing and co-screenwriting duties and surrounds himself with a list of superlative filmmaking and acting talents. Jackson re-teams with longtime collaborators Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens, co-writing the screenplay with three-time Oscar?-winning partner Walsh and their The Lord of the Rings co-writer, Academy Award? winner Boyens. Jan Blenkin, Carolynne Cunningham, Fran Walsh and Jackson produce the film under their WingNut Films banner.

Academy Award? nominee Naomi Watts (21 Grams) portrays Ann Darrow, an actress from the world of vaudeville who finds herself out of a job in Depression-era New York. Her luck changes when she meets Carl Denham, played by Jack Black (School of Rock). Denham is an entrepreneur, raconteur, adventurer and filmmaker who is struggling to make a name for himself in the entertainment industry. Bold, ebullient and charismatic, Denham has a natural sense of showmanship and an appetite for greatness, which ultimately leads to catastrophe. Academy Award? winner Adrien Brody (The Pianist) steps into the role of Jack Driscoll, a New York playwright, who becomes an unlikely hero in a romantic adventure story which will test his physical courage and his heart.

Andy Serkis (who performed the role of the CGI character Gollum in The Lord of the Rings trilogy) provided both on-set performance reference and motion capture performance for the title character of King Kong. Serkis also appears onscreen playing Lumpy the cook, in service aboard the tramp steamer Venture, bound for Skull Island, under the command of Captain Englehorn, played by Thomas Kretschmann (U-571). Colin Hanks (Orange County) portrays a production assistant to filmmaker Carl Denham and Kyle Chandler (television's Early Edition), taking on the role of Bruce Baxter, a 1930's movie star cast opposite Ann Darrow in the film Denham is shooting.

Visual effects are again accomplished by New Zealand-based companies Weta Digital, under the direction of Oscar? winner Joe Letteri and Weta
Workshop, under the direction of Oscar? winner Richard Taylor. Visual effects and miniatures will supplement practical locations in creating the primordial jungles of Skull Island and the bustling metropolis of '30s-period Manhattan. James Newton Howard (Batman Begins) will compose the original score for the film

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http://www.universalpictures.com/asx/kingkong/king_kong_trlr7_300k-001_wmv.asx
http://www.universalpictures.com/asx/kingkong/king_kong_trlr7_700k-001_wmv.asx

Quicktime
http://www.kingkong.com/media/king_kong-tlr_h320.mov
http://www.kingkong.com/media/king_kong-tlr_h480.mov
http://www.kingkong.com/media/king_kong-tlr_h640w.mov

Official Website:

Http://www.kingkongmovie.com

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There you go folks...but you say that isn't enough huh? You wish that there was a way you could...interact with KONG or play as him huh? Well, then your prayers have been answered. Ubisoft is releasing on November 22nd the official game based on the movie. But thats not all...they are ALSO running one hell of a kick ass contest in support of the movie and video game. If the screenshots to your left aren't reason enough to get this game... I don't know what is!

Acclaimed game creator Michel Ancel and the Montpellier studio collaborates with triple Academy Award?-winning filmmaker Peter Jackson and visual-effects company Weta Ltd. to develop Peter Jackson?s King Kong. The game has amazing graphics which gives it a truly cinematic quality. The players are thrust directly onto Skull Island where the dark jungles, over-sized environment and lurking danger become reality! The video game, Peter Jackson?s King Kong captures the imagination, vision and emotion of the epic film.

So click on the photo and go to the official contest page and enter. I don't know about you...but it sounds like one hell of a contest to me!?

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

It's every horror fans favorite day of the year, the day when HORROR reigns supreme and people all over the place dress up like characters from our favorite movies. Well, kind of, lately it's just been a bunch of people being sluts, Ghostface and pokemon so who the fuck knows. I mean shit, I haven't seen a drugstore sell a Jason, or Freddy mask in like 5 years....and Myers hasn't been in the stores for about 10! YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE TO GOOD FOR THESE MONSTERS!? YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THEN THEM!?! WHAT IF I TOOK YOUR FUCKING SPLEEN AND....woah...gotta hold off on the aggression there. Anyway, this year, I'm going to Salem to party and after a long search to figure out who the hell I should go as...I decided on the one and only...OTIS DRIFTWOOD oh yeah! Anyway, I shall have pics up and also, for everyone out there who is looking for some GOOD horror films to watch on Halloween...here is a list (in no particular order) of films you need to check out

1. HALLOWEEN~ Ok, this is a no-brainer, HALLOWEEN for Halloween, but not only because of that but this is an undisputed master piece! Nothing more needs to be said

2. Night Of The Demons~ Like I said, no particular order! Anyway, this is a great party film to just put in and hit play for. It has cheese coming out the ass and it's got some groovy gore scenes so definetly check it out!

3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre~ The ORIGINAL...not the gay remake of which I am sure will be all rented out for this Halloween while the original sits on the shelf. Ignorant bastards picking a piece of crap remake over a terrorfying and groundbreaking horror film such as this.

4. THE EVIL DEAD~ No halloween is complete without BRUCE CAMPBELL suiting up as ASH and chopping himself up some evil Deadites! Now, depending upon which kind of HALLOWEEN you are having....should depend upon which EVIL DEAD you choose if you must go with only one. I say all 3 but hey...that is just me. If you have a horror loving crowd that loves good horror and loves the old stuff...go with the original...if you have a crowd that has ADD and can't sit still for more then 20 seconds without running all over the place...go with EVIL DEAD 2: DEAD BY DAWN for that is probably the best movie of all time! And if you have a weenie crowd of pussy's who can't handle gore (what the fuck are they doing at your party!?) Then go with ARMY OF DARKNESS and then slip in EVIL DEAD 2 right after to freak them out!

5. Malevolence~ Ok, this may not be a well known film but it DOES work at party's. I showed this to a group of people and let me tell you something, nothing better then having a bunch of people who start off making fun of a movie, screaming like little babies by the rolling of the credits! Definetely check this one out! Trust me, this is a must for all Halloween parties!

6. DAWN OF THE DEAD~ Now, while both work (yes I liked the remake) I still think going with the original may be better due to the fact that you really can't beat that movie. The remake also works and what can I say...Ving Rhames is the man! You can decide!

7. From Dusk Till Dawn~ This is a little film that has become a cult favorite of mine, there really isn't anything else like it (except for the 2 remakes I mean sequels) and it has SUCH an awesome (What the fuck is going on!??!) moment at the midway point. You all know what I am talking about! :) Check out this movie which stars George Clooney, Harvey Kietel, and Tom Savini! (YES! TOM!)

8. Stir Of Echoes~ This is another favorite of mine, a film I love to death and pisses me off that 6th Sense gets all the love and attention when this, a film that is far superior in every way, gets pushed to the side. Kevin Bacon is fucking awesome in this and this is a definete crowd pleaser!

9. Innocent Blood~ A forgotten film done by John Landis of which I feel is one of the biggest "Slipped through the cracks" film I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. This movie is great, it has comedy, gore, good acting, and DON RICKLES!!! COME ON!!! How can you beat DON RICKLES!??! You can't! Greatness! Simply greatness and I demand you all check it out this Halloween!

10. Dead And Breakfast~ Want something new to show people? Something nobody has seen but will love instantly? Try out Dead and Breakfast where you will have your friends laughing their asses off from start to finish!

11. Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street~ These are also givens, I'm kind of not wanting to put them on here because anyone that DOESN'T realize at this point they need these 2 at their party needs to get their head examined and/or shouldn't be having a party to begin with!

12. The Frighteners and Dead Alive~ It's a draw between these two, mainly because I just re-watched Frighteners and I fucking love that movie to death. These two depend on your crowd, I have heard a lot of people who aren't into cheesy horror say how much they hated DEAD ALIVE (and then I bitch slap them right after) so...I say grab both and put them both in!

13. House of 1,000 Corpses~ Ok, this is a movie that grew on me and I think it's a perfect Halloween film to watch.? It has the feel, the gore, the acting, everything needed to ensure you have a good treat on your hand. And since DEVIL'S REJECTS isn't out till November 8th....you really have no other choice now do you?

14. The Exorcist~ Nobrainer yet again...make sure to get some religious fanatic at your party just to see them have a mental breakdown!

15. House of the Dead~ ....I'm just yanking your chain. If you show this at your party, the only thing that will follow will be a lynching of you and your whole entire family! Sorry Uwe!

?REAL 15. Spider Baby~ A forgotten film that stars a very young SID HAIG! (Yes folks, he was a youngin!) This is a movie that is hard to find but worth the search. Black and white makes this even better and the fact that its the first film to deal with fucked up families make SPIDER BABY a definete must!

16. Dario Argento's SUSPIRIA~ A utter masterpiece in every way imagionable, from the visuals to the extremely gory yet captivating deaths...this is a film that MUST be shown or else you will be damned for all of eternity! DAMNED I TELL YOU!

17. Phantasm~ Another hard to find and forgotten movie that only a small group of people seem to know and love, this is a great film to watch and imitate! BOOOOOOYYYYYY!!! You play a good game boyyyyy!!!!

18. Shaun of the Dead~ Read my review for this...and if you still have doubts...then I shall chase you around the garden with a bit of wood!? BUY SHAUN AND WATCH!

19. John Carpenter's In the Mouth Of Madness~ One of my all time favorite movies and the single most underrated film of all time! This is a great movie and one of Carpenter's very best! If you haven't seen this, then this should be the film you are running down to the store for right now! GET IT! In fact, anything John Carpenter will do on Halloween! :)

20. PSYCHO~ The original is a great film that must be shown by law for people to watch! DO IT!!!!?

21. SAW~ Ok, last year SAW came out and totally shocked the world, with SAW II in theatres BREAKING RECORDS (30.5 MILLION WOOOOOO!!!) this has become a film that is a definete crowd pleaser for your halloween party. Check it out, and if you want, bring them all down to see SAW II!

Ok a very odd number to end this on but if I kept going I will be here forever. The rest of the films I wanted to put on are basically no brainers, Shining, Hellraiser, Hills Have eyes, Jaws (etc) but any true horror fan will know this and already have them on their list so yeah....We here at KICK ASS HORROR REVIEWS wish you the very best HALLOWEEN and hope you all have a blast getting drunk, throwing parties and watching horror films all night long! Just don't get drunk and run around outside in your costume...cause we all remember what happened to Ben Tramer in Halloween 2....Ok then...so HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

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For those of you who were going to bitch when you couldn't find that piece of horror knowledge that you craved, here they are for you to go back and brag to your mother who already knows you have no life...

Dungeon Siege Wraps up, First Bloodrayne Reactions and EXCLUSIVE POSTER, Postal 2 Goes Boll-Crazy, More SAW II stuff, and WEATHER MAN!!!!

Ok folks, this is turning into a Uwe Boll day, I talked to the man himself the other day to find out how things were going. Dungeon Siege has offically finished shooting and it is looking AWESOME! This is the film I think that is going to make all the Uwe haters shit in their chairs. The cast alone is enough to make you go see it let alone the kick ass plot line. I for one, can not WAIT to see this movie. Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Leelee Sobieski, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, the list goes on and on! Despite the past couple of video game movies he has unleashed upon this world, I have extremely high hopes for this movie. I can't fucking wait! To take a look at the poster full sized, click on it and it will load up a huge version! Check it out!

Bloodrayne, which already had a negative review posted for it via other review sites was screened the other night to an audience. So when I talked to the man behind it all, Uwe Boll, this was his reply "I was in the AUSTEN Filmfestival with BLOODRAYNE , 220 visitors - nobody left!...It was applause afterwards!" Which really makes me excited due to the fact that most of the time, people threaten his life but if people applauded Bloodrayne...then that must mean it is gonna kick ass. I have seen tons of footage from it and from what I had seen, visually the film is a major step up, and the gore in it was insane! Bloodrayne comes out on January 6th and I know I will be checking it out. BloodRayne stars Kristanna Lokken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Meat Loaf and Will Sanderson. I have an exclusive poster for Bloodrayne from Uwe Boll himself which, if I say so myself, looks flippin awesome! Damn, and I thought Kate Beckinsale was hot in tight leather! It will be interesting to see BLOODRAYNE and UNDERWORLD 2 duke it out in January. But from BLOODRAYNES POSTER...I think this movie will win. I shall keep you posted.

More Uwe Boll news then any one can handle! I Can't believe 3 reports and it's ALL UWE BOLL! Anyway, I had known about this one for a while but a lot of the other websites began reporting on it for some odd reason as if it was a new revelation. Anyway, as we all know, Uwe Boll loves him some video games, and has acquired the license's for tons of them. One of them being POSTAL 2 which was a controversal PC game that, in my opinion, makes Grand Theft Auto's controversy non existant. I mean, come on, how many games do you get where you go into a church to beg for forgiveness and then have a bunch of Osama's come running in to blow themselves up while priests whip out AK-47's to blow them all away! Now, to those of you who have played it, you will know that the main character is a total asshole and I feel, there is only ONE man who can play that role PERFECTLY!!! And that man...is DENNIS LEARY...come on. If anyone can give me a single reason he shouldn't be the star of it...I want to hear it! But Postal 2 will be full of political in-correctness and other things that I am sure will drive those goody-goody saints out of there homes and into the picket lines at the theatres! I will keep you posted on POSTAL!

In this never ending effort to make SAW II number one at the box office, Lions Gate has unleashed MORE items for publicity (shit, I thought they went crazy with DEVILS REJECTS) To be honest, this company KNOWS how to make horror fans happy by giving us more then we could ever ask for! So what are we getting now? How about a COMIC BOOK! Yup, thats right, a comic book called "SAW: REBIRTH" is being unleashed in your local comic book stores everywhere and you better be there to pick it up. Curious about what you are in for? Here is a glimpse! http://www.saw2.com/rebirth/ Be sure to check it out and make sure you check out SAW II in theatres EVERYWHERE!

Paramount has sent me some items to help promote the new Nicolas Cage film, THE WEATHER MAN which is a dark comedy about popular Chicago weatherman, David Spritz, has a shot at the big time when a national morning television show calls him for an audition. Professionally, Spritz is on the top of the world, but his personal life is in complete disarray. His painful divorce, his dad's illness and trouble with his kids have him poised on the knife's edge between stability and disaster. The harder he tries to control events, the more he finds life, like the weather, is completely unpredictable. Here is a trailer for you to watch. WEATHERMAN hits theatres on OCTOBER 28th, I will be there for I love Cage so yeah. CHECK IT OUT!

SAW II INFO!!!

So you can't wait a measley 12 hours to see SAW II on FRIDAY eh? You just can't handle waiting till it OFFICIALLY opens to go see it, well, for those of us who just have to be the first to see it for the bragging rights, our prayers have been answered! Well, there will be midnight showings for SAW II at certain theatres around the country. Which means yes, you can go see it at midnight instead of seeing it at noon the next day. I know I am going to be there at the Boston showing, I think all of you should do yourselves the favor and go down and see the movie and then boast about how you saw it before EVERYONE else.

Baltimore:

Muvico Egyptian 24

7000 Arundel Mills Circle, C - 1

Hanover, MD  21076

Boston

NA Showcase Cinemas Randolph

73 Mazzeo Drive

Randolph, MA  02368

Chicago:

LCE Woodfield Theatre

Suite 105

601 North Martingale

Dallas:

LCE Cityplace 14

2600 Haskell Avenue

Dallas, TX  75204

Denver:

UA Continental

3635 South Monaco Boulevard

Denver, CO  80237

Detroit:

Southgate Cinema 20

15651 Trenton Road

Southgate, MI  48195

Ft. Lauderdale:

Muvico Paradise 24

15601 Sheridan Street

I-75 and Sheridan Street

Davie, FL  3331

Houston:

LCE Fountains 18

11225 Fountain Lake Drive

Stafford, TX  77477

Las Vegas:

Century Orleans 18

4500 West Tropicana

Las Vegas, NV  89103

Los Angeles:

LCE Universal City Cinemas

100 Universal City Plaza

Universal City, CA  91608

Miami:

AMC Sunset 24 Theatres

#  300

5101 S.W. 72nd Street

South Miami, FL  33143

Minneapolis:

Marcus Cinemas Oakdale

5677 Hadley Avenue North

Oakdale, MN  55128

New York:

LCE 34th Street

312 West 34th Street

New York, NY  10001

Orlando:

LCE Universal Cineplex Cinema 20

Suite 750

6000 Universal Blvd.

Orlando, FL  32819

Muvico Pointe 21

9101 International Drive, Suite 2100

Universal Boulevard and Pointe Orlando

Orlando, FL  32819

Philadelphia:

UA KingOfPrussia Stadium 15 & IMAX

300 Goddard Boulevard

King of Prussia, PA  19406

Sacramento:

Century Stadium 14

1590-1600 Ethan Way

Sacramento, CA  95825

San Diego:

AMC Mission Valley 20

1640 Camino Del Rio North

San Diego, CA  92108

San Francisco:

LCE Metreon 15 and IMAX

101 4th Street

San Francisco, CA  94103

Seattle:

LCE Alderwood 16

18733 - 33rd Avenue West

Lynnwood, WA  98037

Washington D.C.:

LCE Georgetown Theatre

3111  K  Street  NW

Washington, DC  20007

But that just isn't enough to quench your hunger for SAW II!? (Damn you people are needy!) Lions Gate has gone all out to make every last fan happy, maybe you should join up the SAW-SQUAD and win free movie stuff from the website! Here is the link for that (www.thesawsquad.com) Still not enough eh? Well, how about something for you mobile users out there? Yeah! A cool phone number you can call to get a special treat! Here's the number: 1-800-611-9522. Call it to join the SAW MOBILE CLUB now!!! Oh yeah, and lets not forget, SAW II opens this FRIDAY in theatres everywhere! Let's do our best to show studio's that HORROR is the genre that can break the box office slump! I'll see you all at the theatres!

 

Devils Rejects Terrorizes Its Way To DVD, Halloween Remake, Munsters Season 2 and American Gothic Complete Series, SAW II Tv Spots, and WHERE THE HELL HAS KAHR BEEN!?!?!?

I for one adored Rob Zombie's spin-off/sequel THE DEVIL'S REJECTS and when I got word of the DVD release and it's specs, as Captain Spaulding said I "Shit the bed!" with delight! Not only is this kick ass, no holds bar movie being unleashed in an R-rated and Unrated format, but it is totally cram packed with extras and bonus features! So what did Lions Gate pack into this DVD release?

THE DEVIL’S REJECTS will be available in Full Screen VHS, Widescreen Unrated DVD, and Full Screen Rated R DVD. 

DVD bonus features include: Audio Commentary with Director Rob Zombie, Actor commentary with Sid Haig, Bill Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie, Blooper reel, The Morris Green Show – “Ruggsville’s #1 Talk Show”, Mary the Monkey Girl Commercial, Spaulding Christmas Commercial, “Cheerleader Missing” – The Otis Home Movie, “Satan’s Gotta Get Along Without Me” – Buck Owens Video, Deleted Scenes, Make-up Tests, Matthew McGrory tribute, Still Gallery and Theatrical trailer & TV spots. 

Exclusive to the Unrated Dierctor’s cut version is 6.1 DTS ES Digital Audio, 5.1 Dolby® Digital Surround EX™ and a 2 hour 24 minute documentary called “30 Days in Hell: The Making of The Devils Rejects.” 

Now if you are one of those people who neglected to see DEVILS REJECTS in theatres, now is your chance to redeem yourselves and make sure that this is a successful release. So get off your lazy asses and reserve yourself a copy, and be sure to be there on NOVEMBER 8th buying your copy of Devil's Rejects! It has my seal of approval for being a guaranteed hit among true horror fans!

A lot of talk has been going around and the words that I have been dreading for years are the ones being discussed. Let me cut to the chase...Word is they are planning on remaking John Carpenter's classic and what stands today as the greatest slasher of all time....HALLOWEEN. Ok...I know...I did the same thing you just did. Once you patch that hole in the wall you just made with your fists of fury, you may wished you had read further to see that it is unlikely to happen ANY TIME SOON! Word is, that there are plans for a HALLOWEEN remake but the studio is to busy with Halloween 9 to do anything about it. Which keeps us safe for a while...but the plans seem to be aimed at part 10 of which would be the fabled remake. Hopefully this is all a bunch of bullshit and they wise up and realize it's not cool to remake that. But then again, with everyone going out to see remakes and PG-13 horror films, it will only be a matter of time before this becomes a reality. I will keep you posted as I get the news.

Back before even I was born, two shows ran the gambit for fans of comedy horror, and you were either a Addams Family fan, or a Munsters fan. This is for all the fans of the latter, Universal is releasing the complete second season of THE MUNSTERS out on DVD on October 25th which contains all 32 outrageous episodes!

Reunite with the wacky and weird Munster clan: Herman, devoted dad and “working stiff;” Lily, the homemaker with sass; Grandpa, a former Count who still loves to take a bite out of life; Marilyn, the “black sheep” of the family; and Eddie, a little boy who always loves to have a howling good time. It’s spooky fun that everyone will be screaming about in the Golden Globe-nominated adventures of the frighteningly funny family who lives on Mockingbird Lane.

For me, I never get tired of seeing Herman stomping his foot while having a temper tantrum or grandpa concocting some elaborate potion that creates a whole mess of trouble for the characters! Make sure you are there to own your own copy of the second season and retrace your memories of Mockingbird Lane!

Now to all of you out there who are Sam Raimi fans, the release of this next DVD will be a long awaited relief. I am talking about Sam's short lived TV series, AMERICAN GOTHIC which has finally found its way to DVD thanks to the great folks over at Universal. That's right, all 22 episodes are here and coming your way on October 25th!

Visit Trinity, South Carolina, a small town with more chills than charm. Sheriff Lucas Buck (Gary Cole) won’t let anyone - including local doctor Matt Crower (Jake Weber) or the determined Gail Emory (Paige Turco) - stand in the way of his evil plans. Marking the tenth anniversary of its broadcast debut and packed with all 22 episodes, including four “lost” ones never broadcast on network television, American Gothic’s eerie storylines of intrigue and suspense are sure to hold you captive!

I myself, have always wanted to see this, being the Sam Raimi fan that I am. This didn't last long but it lasted long enough, I have heard tons of people talk about the show and how good it was and hey, Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert produced it! Be sure to pick it up on release day!

To all you people out there who were wowed by SAW, SAW II is right around the corner and the TV SPOTS have begun. I for one am excited for this having been such a big fan of the original, I am just hoping they are able to pull it off for a second time. From these TV SPOTS, SAW II is resembling the movie CUBE...am I the only one noticing that? The 8 people (6 in Cube) trapped in a house (cube in cube) where they are going to die so they must find a way out and avoid deadly traps. Maybe it's just me. You be the judge for yourselves! Here are the TV SPOTS

MADNESS
http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_madness30_56.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_madness30_150.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_madness30_300.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_madness30_700.wmv

GAME
http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_game30_56.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_game30_150.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_game30_300.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_game30_700.wmv

PUZZLE
http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_puzzle30_56.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_puzzle30_150.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_puzzle30_300.wmv

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_puzzle30_700.wmv

 SAW II sets off it's deadly traps OCTOBER 28th at theatres near you. Check your local listings and be sure to be there when Jigsaw starts his killing again.

Ok as you all may have noticed, there has been a major lack of updates on this site. There is major reason for this and I shall explain what I have been up to and what the problems have been. First off, let me start off by saying TROJANS FUCKING SUCK!!! Ok? They flat out suck big monkey balls! I had one that wouldn't let me work for more then 3 minutes before the entire computer would restart hence not being able to upload anything. But thanks to technological science (if that is what you want to call it) that problem has been eradicated!

Number 2, over here, I have been insanely busy with work, life, and preparing for a short film I am going to be filming if I can ever find the other 2 friggin actors. But I digress, being busy has been a bitch but I am going to be updating more now. Getting back on track over here, got lots planned. I just attended ROCK AND SHOCK, the horror convention in Worcester Ma and got to interview TONS of people so expect tons of interviews from the cast of the ORIGINAL THE FOG, LAND OF THE DEAD, HALLOWEEN, AND DEVILS REJECTS. Even the great godfather of horror himself...Mr. George A. Romero! Yes folks, tons happened over there and I am going to be dishing out the good just for you. Tons more celebs were interviewed, but I want to keep some surprises in there for you. As for right now, I have big plans for the site and I will be telling more details soon. More contests, more reviews, interviews, everything. So that is what is going on with me...and why this site has been lacking in the updates. FEAR NOT!

Land Of The Dead Infects DVD!

George A. Romero's newest installment to his legendary "DEAD" series is now on it's way to taking over your DVD player. But, right before you go out on OCTOBER 18th...the night before you can see the UNRATED version on the big screen!

NEW YORK, NY, and UNIVERSAL CITY, CA (October 3, 2005) – Horror movie fans can kick off the Halloween season with the premiere of one of the most eagerly-awaited DVD releases in the genre ¯ the never-before-seen Unrated Director’s Cut of GEORGE A. ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEAD ¯ in an exclusive one-night only screening in 36 Regal, United Artists and Edwards movie theatres across the country on Monday, October 17 at 8:00 p.m. local time.

 To those of us who can't get to that showing will have to wait till the following day to own LAND OF THE DEAD on DVD which is being released in 2 versions. An R-rated version and an Unrated Version...

RATED “R” SYNOPSIS

 Legendary filmmaker George A. Romero returns to unleash his new zombie masterpiece! Starring Simon Baker, Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo, Romero’s latest undead epic finds humanity’s last remnants battling to survive the unspeakable truth: The ravenous zombie hordes besieging their fortified city…are evolving

UNRATED SYNOPSIS

Packed with more heart-pounding and blood-curdling thrills than any theater could show, this special Unrated Director’s Cut unleashes the ultimate vision of George A. Romero’s latest living-dead shock-fest! Starring Simon Baker, Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo, Land of the Dead finds humanity’s last remnants battling to survive the unspeakable truth: The ravenous zombie hordes besieging their fortified city…are evolving!

BONUS FEATURES

UNDEAD AGAIN: THE MAKING OF LAND OF THE DEAD - Go behind-the-scenes and onto the set for an insider’s look at the blood, sweat and…more blood that went into the creation of George A. Romero’s most spectacular zombie film yet!

A DAY WITH THE LIVING DEAD - From “first call” to “wrap,” star John Leguizamo takes you on a humorous personal tour through an entire working day.

THE REMAINING BITS - These tasty deleted scenes are definitely not your average movie leftovers!

FEATURE COMMENTARY - Director George A. Romero guides you through his newest monsterpiece.

WHEN SHAUN MET GEORGE - Stars from the cult hit Shaun of the Dead (Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright) have some ghoulish fun the cast and crew during their cameos.

 UNRATED EXCLUSIVE BONUS FEATURES

 BRINGING THE DEAD TO LIFE - The film’s makeup artist Greg Nicotero offers insight into the fine art of crafting a convincing creepy zombie.

 BRINGING THE STORYBOARDS TO LIFE- A step-by-step comparison of storyboard drawings and the final terrifying result captured on film.

 ZOMBIE EFFECTS: FROM GREEN SCREEN TO FINISHED SCENE- See how zombie-actors, an unfinished set and computer-generated imagery combine to create the chilling illusion of reality.

 SCENES OF CARNAGE- A killer music video featuring the movie’s most outlandish scenes!  (STREAMING LINK BELOW)

 SCREAM TESTS: ZOMBIE CASTING CALL- Real-life and computer-generated zombies strut their undead stuff!

Sounds like an amazing DVD for an amazing movie. Be sure to pick it up when it comes out!

Haunte Tension and Undead On DVD, Cronenberg's Fly Gets Reborn, and Flightplan's To Be Banned!?

If you are like me and live in a shitty state where NOTHING big ever happens here, then you, like me, missed out on the theatrical release for HAUNTE TENSION and also UNDEAD. Unfortunately for us, we got stuck with all the other crap that got released but anything that may be good can only be found with the use of a metal detector, a treasure map written on a bar napkin and by taking MacGuyver 101. Lucky for us though, DVD was created and enables us to get these hard to find films and watch them in our very own homes. First let's look into the critically acclaimed British film "Haunte Tension" which was renamed HIGH TENSION for American Distribution. High Tension is an intense game of murder and survival and to avoid ruining anything about this movie, I shall remain scarce on the story lines Here is what the DVD shall entail. 

DVD bonus features include: DVD introduction by Alexandre Aja and Grégory Levasseur, commentary with Alexandre Aja and Grégory Levasseur, Haute Horror – Making of High Tension, Building Tension, Gianetto De Rossi: the Truth, the Madness and the Magic, and select scene commentary with Alexandre Aja and Cécile De France. High Tension will be available in a Full Frame VHS Rated R version, a Widescreen Unrated DVD version, a Full Frame Rated R DVD version, and an Unrated UMD version.  Each version of the DVD will have the capability to be viewed using either the U.S. theatrical release audio, original French language tracks or English dub tracks.

Speaking of survival, to all of you zombie fans who just didn't seem to get enough out of Romero's LAND OF THE DEAD, here is something that should hold you over till it's October 18th release date. UNDEAD is a zombie film that has also been getting rave reviews and was shunned in it's theatrical release. First off, I want to say that the cover art for this looks bad ass. It did for High Tension as well but something about this movies cover art that just makes me want to own it for that fact ALONE.

Undead is a terrifying horror film that will rattle viewers to their core. Berkeley is a peaceful and charming fishing community, however, unbeknownst to the residents, something is about to change. After Rene looses her childhood farm to the bank, she decides to leave town and head for the big city. Unexpectedly, an avalanche of meteorites race through the sky, bringing with them an otherworldly infection. The living dead are awakened, and Rene is now caught in a nightmare of zombies hungry for human flesh. She manages to find salvation in a small isolated farmhouse where four other desperate survivors meet her. Together they battle their way through a plague of walking dead and discover that there is more transpiring than just an infection.

Both DVD's will be released on October 11th on DVD and UMD (for you PSP fans) so keep your eyes open and your piggy banks ready!

While Cronenberg's latest film, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE is achieving critical praise all over the country, previous releases of his older films are in the works. One of which is coming out this Tuesday, collectors edition's of both THE FLY and it's Cronenberg-less sequel, THE FLY 2 are being unleashed and I got the specs for ya right here!

THE FLY COLLECTOR’S EDITION two-disc DVD set features a restored version of the film in widescreen (1.85:1) with English DTS 5.1 and Dolby Surround 5.1, as well as Spanish Mono and French Stereo. The DVD is fully loaded with bonus features including:

Commentary by director David Cronenberg,

“Fear of the Flesh: The Making of The Fly” featurette

“The Fly Papers: The Buzz On Hollywood’s Scariest Insect” featurette

The Brundle Museum of Natural History

Written Works

  • George Langelaan’s original story

  • o Charles Edward Pogue’s original screenplay

  • o David Cronenberg’s rewrite

  • o Interactive Cineflex article, “The Fly Papers”

  • o Interactive American Cinematographer article, “New Buzz on an Old Theme”

  • o Interactive American Cinematographer article, “More About The Fly"

  • Four deleted scenes

    Promotional Materials including trailers, television spots and materials from the original EPK

    Still Gallery featuring concept art, storyboards, set design and VFX

    THE FLY II COLLECTOR’S EDITION two-disc DVD set features a restored version of the film in widescreen (1.85:1) with English DTS and Dolby 5.1, as well as Spanish and French Dolby Surround. The DVD is fully loaded with bonus features including:

    Commentary by director Chris Walas, plus writers and members of the cast and crew

    Larval Stage: Development & Pre-Production” featurette

    Pupa Stage: Production” featurette

    Adult Stage: Post-Production & Release” featurette

    Video Production Journal with commentary

    Storyboard-to-film comparisons with optional commentary

    Still Galleries featuring concept art, storyboards, and production photos

      Trailers and television spots

        So get up off your ass and fly on over to your local video store and pick up these 2 DVD Collector's editions with some bad ass bonus features inside!

    Now I want to make this clear that I am in no way condoning what happened on September 11th but I feel there is a fine line between being respectful and being a total jackass. I can understand people now wanting Oliver Stone recreating the carnage for his September 11th film all over the streets of New York...but controversy over FLIGHTPLAN!? A PG-13 JODIE FOSTER film!? I found this article on IMDB.com ::SPOILERS::

    The Association of Flight Attendants (AFA) and two sister unions which represent most of the attendants, have expressed anger over the depiction of a flight attendant and a U.S. air marshal in the movie as terrorists and other flight attendants as "rude, unhelpful and uncaring." In a statement, Association of Flight Attendants International President Patricia Friend called the film "an outrage" and noted, "Flight attendants continue to be the first line of defense on an aircraft and put their lives on the line day after day for the safety of passengers." On Wednesday, a spokesman for the Walt Disney Co., which produced the film, said, "We are confident the public will be able to discern the difference between fiction and the incredible job real-life flight attendants do on a daily basis."

    Someone please tell me HOW the fuck people have THIS much time on their hands. These are the same people who got offended by UNDER GOD in the Pledge of Allegiance! Fucking assholes...get a life!

    Is DOOM doomed, Kick Ass Pics Say Otherwise, First Official Picture From Dungeon Siege And Name Change, Saw II Official Poster and Clip!

    Ever since the good old days of IBM XT and AT's sporting those incredible 256 Colors in VGA, there has been DOOM, ID Softwares pet project that has spanned years and years of gamers. And for however long there has been a gamer playing DOOM, there has been the dier need for...a DOOM movie. But with the majority of video game movies really not even coming close to holding a candle to the games (Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, Wing Commander, Tomb Raider, any Uwe Boll video game adaptaion) When I had seen the lack of promotion for this film (comes out on October 21st, just saw the first poster appear a week ago) I figured the end result of this was doomed. But now after seeing the trailer for it and then finding out the Rock is starring (fuck you, Rock is the man and I'm not saying it due to his wrestling career) I have become very excited about this film. Now seeing the FPS shots and the fact it IS rated R, DOOM looks like it may in fact kick some ass hard core!

    Synopsis Something has gone wrong at a remote scientific research station on Mars.  All research has ceased.  Communication has failed.  And the messages that do get through are less than comforting.  It’s a level 5 quarantine and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad– hardened marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize any enemy… or so they think. The research being done at Odluvai station has unwittingly opened a door and all hell has broken loose.  A legion of nightmarish creatures of unknown origin lurk behind every wall and stalk the countless rooms and tunnels of the facility, killing what few people remain.

    Sealing off the portal to Earth, Sarge (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson), Reaper (Karl Urban) and their team must use every weapon at their disposal– and some they find along the way– to carry out their orders; nothing gets out alive

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    Now most of you say Uwe Boll sucks, and while his past 2 films really make that statement true, Dungeon Siege, Boll's 60 Million dollar epic is shaping out to be one hell of a movie! First off, the film has been credited with a new name which is  "In The Name Of The King" which if you ask me, should be titled right after the title DUNGEON SIEGE: IN THE NAME OF THE KING but that may be to Lord of the Rings-y. I have come upon a pic from the movie, and while it's not the greatest it's still something. The movie stars Jason Statham, Matthew Lillard, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, John Rhys Davies, Kristanna Loken, Tara Reid (just kidding about Tara) Will Sanderson, plus we are also going to be entertained via the fights in this. Uwe enlisted HERO and HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS choregrapher Tony Ching so we are guarenteed some kick ass fights! With all of this star power behind this movie, I have a feeling Uwe is going to shock the hell out of everyone...now the death threats will be knocked down a notch.

    Saw II is creating quote a stir around here, ever since I got wind that they were making the sequel come out exactly one year after the release of the original, I have been skeptical. To me, this sequel has some pretty big shoes to fill and I can't see that happening in one year. The following may infact change my mind and also all of your minds. First the kick ass trailer is released which made me think they not only made a sequel AS good as the first, but one that may infact succeed it. But to the main point we have here...Lions Gate has just sent me a copy of the new official poster for SAW II and if you ask me...it's pretty bad ass. Don't believe me? Then check it out for yourself!

    Saw II opens everywhere October 28th and if you want to check out more, go to the official website, www.saw2.com.

    CRY_WOLF Opens Today!!!

    That's right folks, the Jon Bon Jovi PG-13 slasher slices it's way into theatres today and the good folks over at Rogue Pictures have sent us some clips and trailers for you to watch! What is it about?

    Synopsis:  In the new teen thriller Cry_Wolf, eight unsuspecting high school seniors playing a game of lies come face-to-face with terror and learn that nobody believes a liar…even when they’re telling the truth.

    After one too many incidents of bad behavior at his last school, Owen Matthews (Julian Morris) arrives at Westlake Prep – where a young woman has recently been found murdered in the dark woods near the boarding school’s campus.  Owen quickly falls in with the school’s unofficial “liars’ club,” including the beautiful and savvy Dodger (Lindy Booth of Dawn of the Dead and Wrong Turn) and quick-talking, short-tempered Tom (Jared Padalecki of the new TV series Supernatural).  At Owen’s suggestion, his new friends decide to expand their game’s reach beyond campus, by spreading an online rumor that a serial killer called “The Wolf” committed the recent murder and is planning to strike again.

     

    The mischievous group’s descriptions of “The Wolf’s” intended victims are based on the people they know best – each other.  Only when the school’s journalism teacher, Rich Walker (Jon Bon Jovi), warns the group about the kinds of predators that lurk on the internet does Owen begin to regret sending their falsified story into cyberspace.  When the described “victims” suddenly start to disappear, Owen, Dodger and Tom are no longer able to determine where the lies end and the truth begins.  As someone – or something – starts hunting the players themselves, the game turns terrifyingly real.

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    CLIP 2:  “It’s a Lying Game”

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    CLIP 3:  “In the Woods”

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    CLIP 4:  “Take a Picture”

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    TV Spot 1:  “Truth”

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    MUSIC VIDEO - ADEMA

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    Official Site:  http://www.crywolfmovie.com

    Online Fanteam – The Wolf Pack:  http://www.thewolfiswatching.com

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    Giving The Finger To Saw II, and DEAD AND BREAKFAST Hits Stores Today!

    I knew it would only be a matter of time before some panty waste got wind of SAW II's teaser poster and had a conniption about it. That is right folks, you all remember those two lovely dismembered fingers on the poster? Apparently that is a big no-no for the American public...we can't handle that. We can handle seeing a guy beat down for 2 hours just because it's Mel Gibson directing but a cheesy horror film with two fingers...oh how can they have the odasity to show that!? Anyway, the posters have been pulled from the theatres and a replacement is on it's way. Seriously though, it is getting out of hand with all of this "things are to gory" crap. First of all, half the PG-13 films are gorier then these R-rated films and because they have big names like Matt Damon or Tom Cruise they get away with the PG-13 rating. It's ridiculous. Fucking ridiculous and I, for one, am sick of them doing it.

    I shall quote Zachariah's song. "This used to be such a quiet little town, nothing much ever happened arouuuund here... till that evil spirit was released. And we were haunted by the deceased and now there is all this crazy shit that's going dooooown here!" Well anyway, Dead and Breakfast is checking into your local video store and begs to be checked out! This is a kick ass film that is in the vein of Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, and Bad Taste so yeah...it's an awesome film. But don't take my word for it, check out these kick ass clips from the movie and then visit their official website at "http://www.hyfntrak.com/deadandbreakfast/AFF19487/"  

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    R.I.P. Matthew McGrory, Dead And Breakfast DVD, OLD BOY coming to DVD and UMD as it's Sequel Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance hits theatres!

    I have some very sad news folks, we in the horror world have lost a great man in the genre today. Said to be the tallest actor ever according to Guiness, Matthew McGrory has passed away of natural causes on Tuesday, August 9th, 2005. He will be greatly missed by everyone here at KAHR as well as his millions of fans out there. Best known for his role of Tiny in House of 1000 Corpses and it's spin-off sequel The Devil's Rejects, Matt got his start on the Howard Stern show back in the early 90's and ventured off into acting after word starring in the cult classic DEAD HATE THE LIVING! He would later go on to be in BUBBLE BOY, HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, MEN IN BLACK II, DEVILS REJECTS, CONSTANTINE and BIG FISH as KARL THE GIANT. Matt was only 32 years old when he passed on and will be missed dearly. I was able to meet him at last years Rock and Shock convention and I was looking forward to meeting him again. Unfortunetly I will not be able to do so. From the short time I shared with him, I could tell he was a kind man who loved what he did and adored his fans. He will be missed greatly.

                        REST IN PEACE MATT

                Born May 17, 1973 ~ Died August 9th, 2005

     

    Well we have a treat for you people, Anchor Bay's latest theatrical film, Dead and Breakfast is hitting DVD with a bang! Not only is this sweet piece of celluloid slashing its way onto DVD on September 6th, but it's also coming UNCUT and UNCENSORED in all of it's glory. It's like getting a bucket of those sweet mints that hot maid leaves on your pillows. 

    The DVD comes in WIDESCREEN, with audio commentary from Writer/Director Matthew Leutwyler, Special Effects Supervisor Michael Mosher and Actor Erik Palladino and Songwriter Zach Selwyn, audio commentary from Writer/Director Matthew Leutwyler and Actors Ever Carradine, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Erik Palladino and Oz Perkins, deleted and extended scenes, bloopers, trailers, and poster and still gallery. So what is this heavenly slice of gore about?

    Dead and Breakfast tells the story – in song and scream – of what happens when a seemingly innocent road trip goes awry. Six friends on their way to a wedding in Galveston, Texas stop for the night at a quaint bed and breakfast in the sleepy town of Lovelock. But after a night that ends with both the inn’s owner and his chef dead, the gang find themselves under suspicion by the local sheriff. The mystery rapidly deepens when the already bizarre residents of the town become possessed by an evil spirit and pin the friends down at the B&B. Armed with a rusty chainsaw, a can of gasoline and a half box of shotgun shells, they must barricade the house and fight for their lives.

    But if you are like me and desire seeing it in theatres, there are still some vacancies left open for you, click here to see if you will be lucky enough to see it in theatres! 

     

    The Asian film OLD BOY is hitting DVD and UMD August 23rd and from what I have heard it is kicking some major ass. The sequel to OLD BOY is hitting theatres on August 19th with a bang and you better be there to see it! 

    RYU (SHIN Ha-kyun), a young factory worker, has recently quit art school in order to look after his sister, who is dying a slow, agonizing death for want of a kidney.  When a doctor tells Ryu that he is an unsuitable donor and that the chances of finding one is slim, Ryu turns to the black market.  But the old lady who runs an underground organ ring cheats him, taking both his life savings and his kidney and leaving him without the kidney she promised in exchange.  Ryu’s girlfriend, a Raggedy-Ann leftist named YOUNGMIN (BAE Doona), urges Ryu to kidnap the four-year-old daughter of industrialist owner PARK DONG-JIN (SONG Kang-ho), who recently laid off Ryu and many other workers from his factory.  Ryu agrees, but just as the plan is on the verge of success, Ryu’s sister discovers what Ryu and Youngmin have been up to, and kills herself in despair.  Compounding the tragedy, Ryu loses track of his little illicit charge during a visit to his childhood haunts, and she drowns in the river Ryu and his sister played in as kids.  Dong-jin’s deep grief quickly turns to rage and he embarks on an implacable quest for vengeance.  At the same time, Ryu goes after the organ traders, knowing that if they had come through, none of the tragic occurrences would ever have happened.  Bound by their common sense of loss and deep-seated anger, the two are on a collision course of revenge.  

    Check it out on August 19th and be sure to pick up OLD BOY when it hits DVD on August 23rd.

    Updated BLOODRAYNE website!

    To those of us who are actually looking forward to Boll's next video game adaptation ( I have seen parts of it and it looks pretty good) the new site for his movie is up. While not fully functional, it does have the trailer and it has a cool computer game main menu feel to it. The movie stars Kristanna Lokken, Michael Madsen, Matt Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, along with Udo Kier, Meat Loaf and Will Sanderson. It will be hitting theatres sometime in January. Check out the site here at "Http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com"  

    8 Chances To Win One Cool Guitar, and FRIDAY'S ESTIMATES ARE IN! 

    Ok folks, Lions Gate is hooking you all up with 8 chances to win an extremely groovy guitar with the LAST SUPPER, Devil's Rejects style painted on it. This sweet baby retails for about 600 big ones  Go to the official website "Http://www.thedevilsrejects.com" and go to the bottom of the page to enter. So be sure to enter, and win one of 8 kick ass guitars!!! Friday's Estimates are in and to be honest....they aren't that good.... $2,950,000 is what they think this movie made opening night...not bad for one night for a film of this nature right? Maybe I'd agree if Hustle and Flow didn't have it's nose shoved right up Reject's ass with $2,750,000 bucks! I mean come on horror fans! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!? We are sitting on our butts, and sending petition after petition to these companies telling them we want films like this in the theatre, to stop remaking movies...and this is how we PROVE them wrong? By not showing up? By having Bad News Bears....ANOTHER REMAKE...and The Island...(not only is that a remake, but a MICHAEL BAY remake)....beat a genre film by almost doubling what it made? Shit people....this is why Evil Dead, The Fog, The Birds, Hitcher, and even Omen are being remade. Come on guys, let's get off our asses and stop making excuses and SEE THIS. What is probably the best horror film of the year second to Land Of the Dead is slipping by and we are sitting on our asses...well...you are....I have already seen it twice. Let's show the studios what we as horror fans are capable of! LETS BEAT MARCH OF PENGUINS!!!! YEAH!!! Ironically that is beating everything....oh well....

    Liotta Is Sieged, and THIRD clip plus about 6 more from DEVILS REJECTS!

    Just confirmed the latest addition from Uwe Boll himself, the latest addition to his 60 Million Dollar Epic movie, DUNGEON SIEGE is none other then RAY LIOTTA! Yes, Goodfellas, Identity, No Escape, Hannibal, he rocked them all! Now, I don't know about you, but Liotta is the fucking man, and this being his debut in a period piece it should be really interesting. He will be playing the films villian Gallian and thus joins the already kick ass cast which is Jason Statham, Lee Lee Sobieski, Will Sanderson, Burt Reynolds, John Rhys Davies, Matthew Lillard, Ron Perlman and more. Every new update I get on this movie has been making me smile more and more. I have a feeling this is going to break Boll's streak of bad films and shock people. As a added bonus, here is an exclusive picture of what the houses will look like in FARMER's Village played by Jason Statham!

    Ok folks, it's DEVILS REJECTS OVER LOAD TIME!!! Feast your horror loving eyes on this and enjoy, it hits theatres everywhere tomorrow so you best be watching! More tomorrow with an interview from one of the cast members plus possibly more clips! These are more clips like yesterdays from COMIC-CON! Enjoy!  

    Rob Zombie and William Forsythe

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/DevilsRejects/comicon12_700.wmv

     

    Rob Zombie

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/DevilsRejects/comicon13_700.wmv

     

    Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon Zombie

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/DevilsRejects/comicon14_700.wmv

     

    Whole cast

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/DevilsRejects/comicon15_700.wmv

     

    Rob Zombie

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/DevilsRejects/comicon16_700.wmv

    Second Clip Of The Week DEVILS REJECTS!!!

    3 more days till DEVILS REJECTS folks, I am beyond excited! Lions Gate has sent me the second clip of the week for your evil horror loving minds to take in, this isn't a clip from the movie though. Actually, it's of the beautiful Sheri Moon Zombie taking time with her fans. http://www.charliesfrontierfuntown.com/cc_signing_clips.html It is from the COMIC-CON convention and what you see is a packed room of fans and photographers snapping pictures left and right at her, and her hubby, director/musician Rob Zombie. All I know is that every last one of you had better check this movie out when it hits up your local theatre! I am serious! Land of the Dead. another major genre film, has JUST broken even which is sad because shit like RING 2 and BOOGEYMAN get amazing openings and a film us horror fans keep on saying we want gets a piss poor reception like that!? DO WE NOT WANT MOVIES LIKE THIS!? So get off your asses, grab the family, the kids, the grandparents, hell even grab the neighbors dog and make your way to DEVILS REJECTS this FRIDAY. Let's show Hollywood and Michael Bay what horror fans are made of! I shall have more clips for you as the week progresses!

    First Clip Of the Week DEVILS REJECTS, Skeleton Key Unlocked, Indie Slasher Looking Awesome, Aristocrats Banned For Dirty Joke!?  

    This is the first of many clips we will be showing of THE DEVILS REJECTS of which opens FRIDAY everywhere. It's a short little clip of which is entertaining and shows the family kicking back and enjoying some family time at Charlie's Frontier Town! Check it out and be sure to check out THE DEVIL'S REJECTS this Friday, July 22nd! Check out the kick ass official website at "www.thedevilsrejects.com"  

    http://www.charliesfrontierfuntown.com/baby_clips.html  

     

    The movie, SKELETON KEY is coming soon and Universal is pulling out all the stops. They have set up one pretty cool website where you can create your own conjure. Among other things.  Check the links below for the site!

    Official Website – http://www.theskeletonkeymovie.com

    To create your own conjure:  http://www.theskeletonkeymovie.com/skeletonkey.php?dl=5

    To read about folklore:  http://www.theskeletonkeymovie.com/skeletonkey.php?dl=4

    Synopsis:  From the writer of The Ring (Ehren Kruger) and the director of K-Pax (Iain Softley) comes Universal Pictures’ contemporary supernatural thriller, The Skeleton Key.  Set largely in the dark atmospheric backwoods just outside of New Orleans, The Skeleton Key stars Hudson as Caroline, a live-in nurse hired to care for an elderly woman’s (Gena Rowlands) ailing husband (John Hurt) in their home…a foreboding and decrepit mansion in the Louisiana Delta.  Intrigued by the enigmatic couple, their mysterious and secretive ways and their rambling house, Caroline begins to explore the old mansion.  Armed with a skeleton key that unlocks every door.  She discovers a hidden attic room that holds a deadly and terrifying secret.  Peter Sarsgaard portrays Luke, the local attorney working on the couple’s estate.  And Joy Bryant plays Jilly, Caroline’s best friend. 

    Check out the official trailer for this below.

    Official Trailers –

    Windows Media Theatrical

    http://www.universalpictures.com/asx/skeletonkey/skeleton_key_trlr1_128k_wmv.asx

    http://www.universalpictures.com/asx/skeletonkey/skeleton_key_trlr1_300k_wmv.asx

    http://www.universalpictures.com/asx/skeletonkey/skeleton_key_trlr1_700k_wmv.asx

     QuickTime Theatrical      

    http://www.theskeletonkeymovie.com/media/skeleton_key_trlr1_128k.mov

    http://www.theskeletonkeymovie.com/media/skeleton_key_trlr1_300k.mov

    http://www.theskeletonkeymovie.com/media/skeleton_key_trlr1_700k.mov

    So I get an email from Brandon Johnson the other day and he informs me that the website is now up for the movie he is in,  "Little Erin Merryweather" of which he has told me about since I met him. I was interested in it, having not seen anything from it, I was worried that when I finally saw something of it, I would be let down (damn myself for getting hyped!) Well, after checking out the site, http://www.littleerinmerryweather.com/LEM.html I realized...I had nothing to worry about. The movie is looking bad ass and the site does too!  Brandon Johnson (star of last years number 1 horror film MALEVOLENCE) co-stars in this creepy indie slasher film. The movie is about a string of murders occurring on a college campus, all the victims are men who have their stomachs sliced open and have stones replaced in their wounds. 

    The movie sounds and looks really cool and I myself can't wait to check it out. I will keep you all up to date with all updates that occur to this movie. 

    Not a horror film pursay but it is still worthy of the site, the big theatre chain AMC has put up a big hoopla about a little movie entitled THE ARISTOCRATS in which a bunch of comedians tell a dirty joke to see the reactions people have. It's a little film that is getting great reactions but now AMC has deemed it way to controversial for their theatres and pulled out of the deal. They are refusing to show the movie at all in any of their 3000 theatres!

    “It’s the kind of thing that makes you go ‘Come on, play fair’, it’s not like we're trying to slide this by anybody by calling it 'Love Bug 2: Herbie Takes It Up the A—'."   (From Newsweek this week)

    My take on this, I really am sick of people making SUCH a big deal out of dirty jokes. It's ok for them to show a movie like Hustle and Flow where every word is either MOTHER FUCKER or something racist but for a comedy to have one dirty joke...oh to hell with that! People bitch about the dumbest things. Anyway, judge for yourselves, I have here a clip of the south park kids telling this joke. See for yourself if you deem it to controversial for theatres! Also check out the trailer as well! 

    http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com   

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/the_aristocrats.html 

    So what does the film maker have to say? Here is what Penn Jillette said to all of this.

    "That’s my goal.  I want everyone who sees our movie, “The Aristocrats” to enjoy it.  I really do.   So far we’ve done a really good job.  We’ve had only a few people walk out, and most everyone else seemed to have a great time.  Certainly a higher percentage of people who’ve seen our movie liked it than the percentage of people who liked “Lord of the Rings.”  One reason is that “Lord of the Rings” sucks and our movie is good.  But more importantly, everyone is supposed to like “Lord of the Rings.”  They made it for everyone, because everyone has all the money.  We didn’t make “The Aristocrats” for everyone; we made it for our friends.

    The movie is a lot more than dirty words and disgusting images.  The taboo language is not even the main thrust; the main thrust is a movie with no nudity, no violence, and no conflict.  It’s a movie about laughing with your friends.  It’s very political because it’s not political at all.  The Aristocrats just take for granted they can say anything they want.  Fighting for freedom is a losing battle.  Taking liberty is what real Americans do.  It’s a love story, it’s political, it’s patriotic, it’s funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny.  But, you shouldn’t see it if you’ve ever been offended by any word ever ever. "

    There you go. Check it out and make a post on the forum about it and check out the official website "www.thearistrocrats.com

    SAW 2 TEASER TRAILER!!!

    I have been sitting on this all night folks due to it not being released till after it got premiered at Comic-con. Well anyway, for all of those who were wondering if they would be able to out due the insane contraption on the girls head in the first, be prepared for they have done it. From the looks of it, they have decided to head on the right track with this and despite the fact they have been rushing it, the trailer looks extremely sweet. But don't take my word for it...see for yourself!

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_tzr_56.wmv

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_tzr_150.wmv

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_tzr_300.wmv

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_tzr_700.wmv

    http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/saw2/saw2_tzr_1500.wmv

    While investigating the bloody aftermath of a grizzly murder, Detective Eric Mason (Donnie Wahlberg) has the feeling that it is the work of Jigsaw, the notorious killer who disappeared leaving a trail of bodies - and parts - behind.


    And Mason is right.


    Jigsaw is at work again.  But instead of two people locked in a room with only one unthinkable way out, there are eight.  Eight strangers – unaware of their connection to each other -- forced to play out a game that challenges their wits and puts their lives in jeopardy.

     

    In my opinion, Saw was a film that grabbed onto your throat and didn't let you get a single bit of air till the bone chilling twist at the end. It was one ride I was glad to take so this film has some pretty big shoes to fill...between the plot, the poster and now the teaser...I have to say they are on the right track! I shall keep you posted!

    New Trailer for Cry Wolf!

    Yes folks, the newest film from Rogue Pictures  CRY WOLF has gotten a brand new trailer and it's looking better in my opinion then the last one that came out. The first one I saw trailered before THE JACKET and I remember thinking, this looks ok...then the trailer finished and I realized it looked like total garbage. Anyway, see for yourself...

    QuickTime High

    http://www.focusfeatures.com/viewer.php?f=cry_wolf&c=trailer&ext=mov&w=480&h=204

    QuickTime Low

    http://www.focusfeatures.com/viewer.php?f=cry_wolf&c=trailer&ext=mov&w=320&h=136

    Windows Media High

    http://www.focusfeatures.com/viewer.php?f=cry_wolf&c=trailer&ext=wmv&w=480&h=204

    Windows Media Low

    http://www.focusfeatures.com/viewer.php?f=cry_wolf&c=trailer&ext=wmv&w=320&h=136

    CRY WOLF stars Julian Morris, Lindy Booth, Jared Padalecki and Jon Bon Jovi Synopsis: Nobody believes a liar - even when they're telling the truth. When a young woman is found murdered, a group of local high school students decide to further scare their classmates by spreading online rumors that a serial killer called "The Wolf" is on the loose. By describing "The Wolf's" next victims, the students' game is to see how many people they can convince - and if anyone will uncover the lie. But when the described victims actually do start turning up dead, suddenly no one knows where the lies end and the truth begins. As someone or something begins hunting the students themselves, the game turns terrifyingly real. Find out more at the official movie website at www.crywolfmovie.com 

    Dungeon Seige Official Cast!

    I got an exclusive inside email from Dr. Boll who is directing this 60 million dollar baby with the official cast of the new film and I have to tell you...it is pretty damn sweet. Most would say "No actor can save an Uwe Boll film..." Well...after you get a glimpse of the cast for this film....you MAY be changing your tune. We have in the lead role of Farmer, Jason "Transporter" Statham who not only kicks ass, but knows how to do it with style! In the role of King Konrad, the one and only Burt Reynolds (if you don't know who he is, then you might as well be dead) Ron "Hellboy" Pearlman as Norick, Lee Lee Sobieski as Muriela, John Rhys Davies as Merick, Kristanna Lokken as Elora,  Will Sanderson as Bastian and even Matthew Lillard as THE DUKE! ZOINKS!

    Just added to the cast are two new people, Brian G. White as Tarish who is fresh off Mr. 3000 starring Bernie Mac and also Eva Padberg, a german supermodel, who is playing Handmaiden. So what could be better then having talent like this? How about Tony Ching choregraphing the fights...and with Statham in the lead...I don't know about you...but Transporter mixed with House of Flying Daggers = some kick ass fight scenes! I am excited for this, after seeing Heart of America and seeing Uwe actually DOES have talent (at least BEFORE House of the Dead) this movie could turn out to be rather good! 

    Hide And Seek Clips, Land Of the Dead Brought Back To Life, German's Get A DVD Dose of Boll!

    So to those of you who actually liked Hide and Seek ( all 3 of you ) here is some extra tidbits from that movie of which is hitting DVD on July 8th. BE WARNED!!! THESE HAVE COMMENTARY AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO SEE THE MOVIE WILL HAVE THE ENDING RUINED (the big retarded surprise they put in this) SO DONT WATCH UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE....but then why would you want to subject yourself to this torture anyway? 

    Clip # 1 ? ?Been Fishing?

     http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_beenfishing_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_beenfishing_lo.asx

     http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_beenfishing_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_beenfishing_lo.wmv

    Clip # 2 ? ?Changing Artwork?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_changingartwork_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_changingartwork_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_changingartwork_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_changingartwork_lo.wmv

    Clip # 3 ? ?Cut Paint?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_cutpaint_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_cutpaint_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_cutpaint_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_cutpaint_lo.wmv

    Clip # 4 ? ?Dinner?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_dinner_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_dinner_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_dinner_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_dinner_lo.wmv

    Clip # 5 ? ?Direct and Seek?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_directandseek_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_directandseek_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_directandseek_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_directandseek_lo.wmv  

    Clip # 6 ? ?Extended Chase?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_extendedchase_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_extendedchase_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_extendedchase_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_extendedchase_lo.wmv

    Clip # 7 ? ?Hand Chosen?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_handchosen_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_handchosen_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_handchosen_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_handchosen_lo.wmv

    Clip # 8 ? ?Kiss and Tell?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_kissandtell_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_kissandtell_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_kissandtell_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_kissandtell_lo.wmv

    Clip # 9 ? ?Less is More?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_lessismore_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_lessismore_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_lessismore_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_lessismore_lo.wmv

    Clip # 10 ? ?Moving Story?

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_movingstory_hi.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_movingstory_lo.asx

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_movingstory_hi.wmv

    http://broadband.foxhome.com/hidenseek/hideseek_movingstory_lo.wmv

    Well, horror fans everywhere decided to stay in for the past weekend and due to that, Land of the Dead fell short...BEHIND HERBIE THE FUCKING LOVE BUG!!! GOd damn! You all should be ashamed...how the hell can we let Lindsay (I have the iq of 3) Lohan beat out what is supposed to be the horror film we have been waiting 20 years for? What does this say to the studios? It says "please, don't make films for fans of the genre, we won't go to see it. Please remake more films." On the plus side, it DID make 10 million dollars so at least that is something...you people need to get out there and show the studios that THIS is the kind of movies we want, not crap like AMITYVILLE HORROR REVISITED AGAIN Part 2, or TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 27...or else stop bitching when they decide to remake your favorite horror film, cause this is the reason they remake them. It's because they put out AMITYVILLE or TEXAS...remakes and make 40 million opening weekend, they put out LAND OF THE DEAD and make 10 million off of a 15 million dollar movie...yeah....which do you think they are going to be in a rush to make more of? 

    Germany is getting an early dosage of Uwe Boll, (wether that is a good thing has yet to be determined) with a version of one of Uwe's earliest films, AMOKLAUF (RUN AMOK) A cooperation between GORY NEWS, Screen Power Home Entertainment and Eurovideo have made it possible. It shall be released together along with ALONE IN THE DARK late September. Shortly after that, Bloodrayne will hit theatres for our viewing pleasure so prepare to be getting a ton of Boll in the near future. Just when you thought you couldn't stand any more....he has come back full blast! 

    BloodRayne posters plus how to get TONS of free stuff, Land of the Dead and Devil's Rejects Games, Devil's Rejects clips, Revelations hits DVD, EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK at DUNGEON SIEGE!

    Say what you will about Dr. Uwe Boll, like I did in the House of the Dead review, he seems to be able to bring out the strongest emotions in horror fans. Whether it be good...or whether its a mob outside his house....he still gets to the fans. I spent a week in Vancouver working with him on a project of which can not be mentioned juuuust yet. During my stay, I was able to get inside looks at his latest video game incantation, BLOODRAYNE, granted I have only seen unfinished reels (which means no special effects or touched up pictures) but to be honest, I liked what I saw a lot. Uwe also makes up for his lack of nudity in ALONE IN THE DARK with Loken who shows her tits and let me tell you...they are NICE. But I can not give out to much info about this movie...what I can say is that Uwe has learned from his mistakes and gotten a better cast (Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Meat Loaf, Ben Kingsley) a better and darker script, and also from what I have seen, it is going to be a rather fun watch. 

    But not only can you enjoy the cool poster to the left, but if you want tons of FREE cool shit and a chance to win a dinner with Loken herself....all you have to do is become a BOLL AGENT for BloodRayne....now I know what you are saying...but it's not hard at all....all you need to do is go to your local theatre....make sure they put up a poster for BloodRayne/a stand up and show the trailer before the movies it is supposed to. In return you will get posters, t-shirts, stickers and other cool BloodRayne stuff plus a chance to win dinner with Loken, that hottie herself. I believe it's worth going to the theatre and looking to your right and left at the posters displayed to see if there is one of BLOODRAYNE.  Just snap a picture, and send it, you can also win a chance to the premiere as well as a part in Uwe next film! How do you become a Boll Agent? Simple, send your address and a photo of you by email to the following address: Agents2005@bollfans.com  You must be 16 years of age or older and what you get is ID BOLL Agent Card, Shitloads of BloodRayne stuff such as Shirts, Posters, postcards, caps and many more PLUS...who doesn't want a chance to have dinner with HER!? I mean shit! 

    So having now seen LAND OF THE DEAD, I can tell you that its worth the wait. Furthermore, it also makes me glad I am able to show some clips from it for you before it hits theatres June 24th. Also, a new game has popped up for LAND OF THE DEAD, click here and have a blast! (Literally) Also check out Devil's Rejects new game, Reject Rampage on www.thedevilsrejects.com and enjoy the rampage you sick twisted rejects!

    Coming to DVD on June 28th, REVELATIONS which stars Bill Pullman and Natascha McElhone. The time of miracles is once again at hand in the six-hour epic event, Revelations. Bill Pullman (Independence Day) stars as Harvard professor Dr. Richard Massey, an astrophysicist who?s certain that all worldly events can be explained by science. He is challenged by Sister Josepha Montafiore (Natascha McElhone, Solaris), a devout nun who leads him on a quest through a world of true believers, heretics and Satanists. Drawn together by personal tragedy, they are swept into a deepening mystery when they discover evidence that the world, as predicted by The Book of Revelation, has reached The End of Days. Join the battle for the fate of mankind in the electrifying phenomenon, Revelations. 

    Official REVELATIONS Website ? http://www.revelationsdvd.com,    

    REVELATIONS TRAILER LINKS ?

    WMV PRE:

    http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/asx/homevideo/greattvshows/revelation_coming_soon_128k_wmv.asx

    http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/asx/homevideo/greattvshows/revelation_coming_soon_300k_wmv.asx

    http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/asx/homevideo/greattvshows/revelation_coming_soon_700k_wmv.asx  

    WMV POST:

    http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/asx/homevideo/greattvshows/revelation_own_it_128k_wmv.asx

    http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/asx/homevideo/greattvshows/revelation_own_it_300k_wmv.asx

    http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/asx/homevideo/greattvshows/revelation_own_it_700k_wmv.asx

    QT PRE:

    http://www.great-tv-shows.com/media/revelation_coming_soon_256k.mov

    http://www.great-tv-shows.com/media/revelation_coming_soon_384k.mov

    http://www.great-tv-shows.com/media/revelation_coming_soon_700k.mov

    QT POST:

    http://www.great-tv-shows.com/media/revelation_own_it_256k.mov

    http://www.great-tv-shows.com/media/revelation_own_it_384k.mov

    http://www.great-tv-shows.com/media/revelation_own_it_700k.mov

    Kick Ass Horror Reviews is proud to present an exclusive look at an upcoming EPIC fantasy movie in the vein of LORD OF THE RINGS. Dungeon Seige (based off the hit computer game series) is a new film that has gone into pre-production and I, while in Vancouver got an inside look at Uwe Boll's new film. The cast is shaping up to be an A-list cast with tons of them coming in. As of right now...2 big names have already been locked in....BURT REYNOLDS (If you don't know who he is, then you should be ashamed) as KING KONRAD and Ron "Hellboy Pearlman as NORRACK and possibly in the lead role of FARMER....the one and only KEVIN COSTNER! Now if that so far doesn't get you smiling...then the fact that Tony Ching who is the genius who gave us HERO and HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS stunning visual fight scenes is doing all the fights in this film should do it! I can't tell a lot of things but I have seen a lot of the inside stuff and I can report to you that is looking extremely sweet. As you can see to your left, this picture has actor Will Sanderson and Dr. Uwe Boll showing off the weapons and armor....some of it anyway. Behind them are some more conceptual art pictures for creatures in the movie. Such as one of the main creatures which are called KRUGS. Here is one of the creatures involved with the film, as well as KRUG. From what I have gathered at this point, the team is strong, the story is really interesting, the characters are cool, the cast is shaping up nicely and say what you will about Uwe, but he is extremely passionate about this project. I can tell from the energy, the team working on it, and everything else, Dungeon Siege will be one kick ass movie. I shall keep you updated as I get the latest from the set.  

    Book Of The Dead 2, Cry Wolf Clips, Jaws Returns In More Ways Then One, and Seeking Out Fox's Hide And Seek!

    Yet another release of the Evil Dead series on DVD and yes folks...I myself am beyond sick of them. I mean how many versions of the same movie can we be suckered into buying when each has maaaaybbe one or two added features to them? Well, luckily Anchor Bay is the one releasing this suped up version of EVIL DEAD 2 in another BOOK OF THE DEAD edition and this time...it comes with a SCREAMING EYEBALL!!! No I am not making this shit up. It comes with an eyeball that actually screams when you push it, I kid you not! Details on when or what is going into this edition are non-existant except a lot more will be in there. Hopefully they found the footage of Ed's chopping scene or some other cool goodies. I know I was let down somewhat by the lack of extra's on the last dvd release...it was a lot but not enough. I shall keep you posted.

    I saw the trailer for this movie when I went to see UNLEASHED last week and while the audiance thought it was lame (I know this for they shouted "THAT WAS LAME!")Regardless, the point I have here is that like what Lions Gate did with Devil's Rejects, Rogue Pictures is doing for Cry Wolf, an online world has been put up and you can join for free, get others to join in the madness as well. Here is the link: Http://www.thewolfiswatching.com 

    "Nobody believes a liar - even when they're telling the truth. When a young woman is found murdered, a group of local high school students decide to further scare their classmates by spreading online rumors that a serial killer called "The Wolf" is on the loose. By describing "The Wolf's" next victims, the students' game is to see how many people they can convince - and if anyone will uncover the lie. But when the described victims actually do start turning up dead, suddenly no one knows where the lies end and the truth begins. As someone or something begins hunting the students themselves, the game turns terrifyingly real." Cry Wolf stars Julian Morris, Lindy Booth, Jared Padalecki and Jon Bon Jovi and hits theatres September 23rd.  Check out the trailer for this movie here 

    It's been 30 years since Spielberg first unleashed the 4 letter killer great white and now it is time for him to return. No not another sequel, please, after Jaws: The Revenge, I don't think anyone wants to attempt another one. Nope, instead Universal is releasing one hell of a kick ass 2-Disc DVD set for the 30th Anniversary and we got the goods on this right here. 

     

     

    Disc 1: Deleted Scenes & Outtakes (13:00)

    From The Set: Never-before-available interview with Steven Spielberg (9:00) NEW!

    Disc 2:

    The Making of Jaws- a two hour documentary that was taken from the JAWS laser disc. (125:00)

    Jaws Archives (still files)

    Production Photos

    Marketing Jaws

    Jaws Phenomenon

    So for those of you who don't own JAWS (you should be ashamed) and have been awaiting a solid version of it, this is it folks. 30th Edition hits DVD shelves on June 17th so be sure to go there and pick it up.

    Now, a lot of people (myself included) were left let down with the big surprise ending of HIDE AND SEEK for logically, it makes no sense whatsoever. Well, Fox has hooked us up with the dvd specs for this movie and it is fully equip with 4 different endings for this movie! Which goes to show that apparently...they had NO idea what to do with this movie and who to actually make "Charlie" be. Whatever, the movie still had it's good points acting wise. So what is on this DVD?

    Available in both Widescreen (aspect ratio 2.35:1) and Pan and Scan (aspect ratio 1.33:1), the HIDE AND SEEK DVD showcases four never-before-seen alternative endings and 14 deleted and extended scenes, all with optional commentary from director John Polson and editor Jeffrey Ward.  The disc additionally offers a behind-the-scenes featurette on the making of HIDE AND SEEK.  The HIDE AND SEEK DVD will be presented in English Dolby Digital 5.1 DTS sound and in French and Spanish Dolby Surround.  The DVD is dubbed in English, French and Spanish with subtitles in English and Spanish..

    The Dead Make Contact Via EVP in Cali, Devil's Rejects Clips galore!

    To promote box office hit "White Noise" coming to DVD, Universal and Rogue Pictures had an actual seance/EVP session at the historical Hotel Roosevelt in Los Angeles California. Here is an audio clip for you...

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     This is a bunch of sounds and or voices that were recorded that night....next I have 5 clips and each will have a caption with it. 

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    Clip One: Lisa Butler conducts an EVP session with group of participants

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    Clip Two: Tom Butler contacts the spirits through EVP.

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    Clip Three: Tom Butler discusses his experiences.

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    Four: Lisa Butler describes and plays a significant EVP occurrence.

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    Clip Five: Wendy Garcia, employee of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, shares experiences she has had with paranormal activity there.

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    The Devil's Rejects is on it's way to theatres soon but for those of us who really can't wait (myself included) we will be getting a small glimpse at the spin off/sequel to House of 1,000 Corpses. Well here is a new site that has popped up about 2 people who may or may not have fallen to the Devil's Rejects. A site dedicated to the duo singers...."Banjo and Sullivan", check it out and check out this clip of their album!

    And for you Star Wars fans...here is a clip from Devil's Rejects that I like to call "Revenge of the Hicks" Click here for it. 

    The Fog Remake Gets Rated, Ash-less Evil Dead, California Gets Slashed By Friday The 13th Cast,  Assault On Precinct 13 Hits DVD, Seed Of Chucky Inseminates Your DVD Player, Send A EVP Message To A Loved One, and Cry Wolf Delayed!

    Inside source tells us that the remake to John Carpenter's The Fog is now going to be rated PG-13. See this could go either way for me, while the original isn't that gory or anything else, it is rated R. I don't have a problem if the main reason for this is to stay true to the original but if it's just an excuse to get more cash out of this film, well then I am pissed.  The remake to the 1980 classic which is being directed by Stigmata director Rupert Wainwright and is starring Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, and Selma Blair is being filmed right now. It is set for a October 14th release and at that point we shall see if this is yet another blundered remake that never should have happened or a decent flick. I shall keep you all updated as the news comes to us.

    Well folks, the news on EVIL DEAD remake has been coming in unfortunetly. Horror fans pleas for them to nix this were silence over the roaring cha-ching sounds the studio's are hearing. Aside from it being remade and directed by a no name director who has yet to be chosen yet, the next biggest thing was who would be playing Ash, the role that can only be played by the one and only BRUCE CAMPBELL. To have someone else play "Ash" would be like Mike Myers not playing Austin Powers or Harrison Ford not playing Indiana Jones. It just doesn't work! Well, like all of the other remakes, this one will have a new cast, and new characters! Bruce Campbell didn't want anyone else playing his trademark role so there will be NO ASH in THE EVIL DEAD remake! There will still be the 5 characters but none will be named Ash which problably means, Scotty, Cheryl, Shelly and Linda will also be among the missing. No word about how the hell they are going to get away with a theatrical release and stay true with the gore of which, aside from Bruce Campbell, is one of the main reasons Evil Dead was so great. I shall keep you posted folks as I hear it but my only hope is that this remake ends up being cancelled...of which with Amityville, TCM, Ring 1 and 2 and The Grudge making so much cashola at the box office, the chances of this happening are slim to nil.

    So you are living in California or going to be there during the month of May huh? Can't figure out what to do down there aside from walking up and down the streets hoping to confront a celebrity who will only run the opposite way to avoid shaking your hand? Tired of seeing gorgeous women with fake tits standing on the streets praying to meet that one special guy who can get them their big break?!? Then oh boy do I have an event for you! It has been 25 years since Friday the 13th grazed the silver screen back in 1980, with 10 sequels and a legion of loyal fans, the series is more popular now then it ever was! On May, Friday the 13th at 6777 Hollywood Blvd in Hollywood, California, till Sunday the 15th, NecroComicon is presenting the 25th Anniversary Celebration with cast from the entire series!!! Tom Savini, Lar Park Lincoln, Betsy Palmer and John Carl Buechlar, with special guest appearances from series creator, Sean S. Cunningham and even rare guests like Russell Todd, Stu Charno and even COREY FELDMAN will be there. For some, this is a first time experience for them and they all will be there taking pictures, signing memboribilia and making the nightmares come back to life! To check out more on this go here "www.necrocomicon.com"  this is a once in a lifetime event so if you can make it, see that you do! 

    The remake to John Carpenter's classic, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 is hitting DVD May 10th and is starring Ethan "Training Day" Hawke, Laurence "Matrix" Fishburne, and Gabriel "Usual Suspects" Bryne. The special features include: 

    *Armed & Dangerous ? From Tommy guns to semi-automatics, Assault on Precinct 13?s weapons specialist reveals how he matched gun to character for the film?s spectacular shootout sequences

    *Behind Precinct Walls ? A behind-the-scenes tour with the film?s production designer divulges how the precinct building was constructed, from concept to computer to screen.

    *Plan of Attack ? Go one-on-one with Assault on Precinct 13?s stunt coordinator as he shows the careful planning behind some of the film?s most exciting stunts.

    *The Assault Team ? Writer James DeMonaco, director Jean-Fran?ois R?chet and producer Jeffrey Silver discuss the inspirations behind the making of the film.

    *Explosive Deleted Scenes

    *HBO First Look:  Caught in the Crosshairs ? A behind-the-scenes look at the making of Assault on Precinct 13.

    On a stormy New Year?s Eve, run-down Precinct 13 is closing its doors forever. But everything changes when a high-security prison transport bus arrives with some of Detroit?s most lethal prisoners. Soon, the only thing more dangerous than the criminals on the inside is the rogue gang on the outside. And if they?re going to survive the night, two men on opposite sides of the law will have to work together to battle an enemy who doesn?t follow the code of cop or criminal. 

    So there you have it folks, check out the trailer here for QT or here for WV, and be sure to grab your copy of ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 when it holds your video store under siege on May 10th.

    Whether you grooved to it or not, you still had to admit, Seed of Chucky was fucked up. For those who have been dying to get their hands on this 5th installment on DVD, come June 7th you can do so. But what special features does it contain you ask?

    *FAMILY HELL-IDAY SLIDE SHOW ? The Chucky family hosts the first viewing of their exploits through Paris, New York and Hollywood.

    *CONCEIVING THE SEED OF CHUCKY ? A behind-the-scenes look at two decades of Chucky films

    *TILLY ON THE TONIGHT SHOW - Jennifer Tilly?s video diary from The Tonight Show

    *FUZION UP CLOSE WITH THE SEED OF CHUCKY STARS - The cameras of mun2 go behind-the-scenes for revealing interviews with Chucky and Tiffany, who speak publicly about their lives as Hollywood stars.

    *AUDIO COMMENTARY WITH WRITER/DIRECTOR DON MANCINI AND ACTRESS JENNIFER TILLY

    ...and some more extra bonus features that you will be hit with make this a worthy look see. The movie stars Brad Dourif, Jennifer Tilly and Redman and is directed by series creator Don Macini. Check out the trailers for this demented little toy here.  

    WM Post:

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    http://www.seedofchuckymovie.com/media/seed_of_chucky_post_300k.mov 

    http://www.seedofchuckymovie.com/media/seed_of_chucky_post_700k.mov 

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    Wouldn't it be cool to send someone you knew an EVP message? Granted, you would have to be dead and at which point you wouldn't be able to enjoy seeing them recieve it. Or is there a way around this thing we call "Death"? This sounds like an infomercial but it's not. No I don't have a way to cheat death! But thanks to Universal and Rogue Pictures, I do have a way to send EVP message to your friends and isn't that what we all want to do!? In celebration of the DVD release of WHITE NOISE, a site has been created in which you are able to send your very own EVP message to anyone you would like to freak out. Just click the button and it will take you to the site. Enjoy! While your at it, don't forget to check this other cool site out right after you send your friends that freaky message from beyond. "http://www.hollowvoices.com/ "

     

    And finally, after this monster of a news update, we have a date change for Rogue Pictures upcoming release of CRY WOLF. Originally scheduled to be released August 5th, the full moon will not shine for this wolf until September 23rd now. Here is what the movie is about: Nobody believes a liar - even when they're telling the truth. When a young woman is found murdered, a group of local high school students decide to further scare their classmates by spreading online rumors that a serial killer called "The Wolf" is on the loose. By describing "The Wolf's" next victims, the students' game is to see how many people they can convince - and if anyone will uncover the lie. But when the described victims actually do start turning up dead, suddenly no one knows where the lies end and the truth begins. As someone or something begins hunting the students themselves, the game turns terrifyingly real. For more info on this movie, go to the official website at "Http://www.crywolfmovie.com

    Land Of The Dead's Kick Ass Trailer!

    I don't know about you folks but Land of the Dead is one of the films I have been dying to see (no pun intended) Now I have finally watched the teaser trailer and seen that this is the man who should have made Resident Evil! It looks fucking awesome...but I shall let you people be the judges of that. Here is the link to the official website...which takes you RIGHT to the trailer...Click here http://www.landofthedeadmovie.net/  
    Land of the Dead hits theatres on June 24th and stars Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Asia Argento and is directed by the great George A. Romero! What more could you ask for!?

    Rob Does The Last Supper, DVD Specs For White Noise, and Hitchcock Is Rolling In His Grave!

    First let's start off with something rather cool, I recieved this picture today and the main reason this is here, is not because it's for the Devil's Rejects but because it is so fucking cool! As you can see above this is probably the coolest rendentation of the LAST SUPPER I have ever seen. Now you may fill my mail box with religious temper tantrums but even you Gibson followers have to agree, that this is a very cool picture! The Devil's Rejects is killing it's way into theatres on July 22nd and it stars Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Sheri Moon, Danny Trejo, Michael Berryman, Ken Foree, P.J. Soles and many more. Be sure to be there and also check out the site "www.thedevilsrejects.com" for some more awesome info. 

    Some of you loved it, some of you hated it, but everyone had to agree, White Noise had a very interesting concept to it. Personally, I liked the film and felt had it been tweaked just a little bit it could have become something very rememborable. Cashing in with $55 million dollars and coming in at number 1 at the box office, White Noise scared itself right into the minds of horror fans and of course a sequel. Universal has sent me the details on the upcoming DVD for this film and while it doesn't come out for till May 17th, it still looks like it will be worth the wait. 

    "The year?s most disturbing thriller explores the unsettling possibility that the dead can contact us?all we have to do is listen.

    When architect Jonathan Rivers (Michael Keaton) loses his wife in a tragic accident, he turns to the shadowy, unnerving world of Electronic Voice Phenomenon - communication from beyond the grave. But as he begins to penetrate the mysteries of EVP, Jonathan makes a shocking discovery: once a portal to the other world is opened, there?s no telling what will come through it
    "

    -The DVD comes with Terrifying Deleted Scenes 

    N-Hearing Is Believing: Actual EVP Sessions-Witness the live filming of real-life EVP recording sessions conducted at haunted locations

    N-Making Contact: EVP Experts- Discover the strange history and extraordinary achievements of EVP through the experiences of leading authorities

    N-Recording the Afterlife at Home- A fascinating and chilling guide to making your own EVP recordings

    So with all of that, we can be ensured that if the concept for this movie interested you, then the DVD is a gold mine to further that interest. White Noise hits DVD on May 17th and you can check out the official website by clicking here and you can view the trailer for it here

    Windows Media:

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    Now, if Gus's butchering, I mean "remake" of Hitchcock's PSYCHO, wasn't enough to make Hitchcock turn over in his grave, then Michael Bay may have actually accomplished that. Michael Bay is basically going to remake every horror movie out there, as long as there are people directing music videos for MTV, there will be remakes of movies produced by the THE ROCK director himself. Personally it makes me sick to think that this movie is being remade but then again, who the fuck am I right?  Universal Pictures is teaming up with Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes company to remake this movie and no it will not be a shot for shot remake like the previous Hitchcock remake. My problem is this, why is anyone going to want to see a bunch of CGI flying birds attacking some dumb bitch with flashy MTV style directing? Nobody will and the reason this movie worked originally was because of Hitchcock, but I am sure it will come in at number one and get a shitload of idiots to agree this remake is superior. Cause we all know that modern horror beats the hell out of the old horror. Urg...sometimes I wonder why I even bother being a reviewer!

    The Devil's Rejects REJECTS A Reject But Gets An Official Teaser Poster, and Bay Remakes Away! 

    Ok folks, bad news for you Dr. Satan fans out there, the one character that never really got explained in House of 1000 corpses was in fact Dr. Satan. Around Boston, he went by the name "Who or what the fuck is that!?" and when I heard he was in this sequel, I was excited to find out what he was all about. Well...hopefully they will have an actual director's cut or a dvd containing deleted scenes for we got screwed out of it. Dr. Satan's scene has been sliced out of the movie and is now on the cutting room floor. It didn't go with the rest of the movie says Zombie so our only hope is that Lions Gate pulls through...time shall tell. To your left you shall see a picture of Dr. Satan going out with a fight...

    If  you put your mouse over the picture you shall then be able to see the new official TEASER poster for the movie. It pretty much is the same as the one I previously showed only this time it is more 70's. Can't say I reallllly am digging it but it is only a teaser. 

    Now, Michael Bay is known for a lot of things, directing The Rock and Armageddon, but among the horror world he is a name that true horror fans have come to hate and despise. Why you may ask? Well the fact that he is the leading reason our classic horror films are being butchered and remade is probably a good inkling as to why. First he fucked up Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then he got Amityville Horror to be equally as fucked and now he is going to the next level and taking a CLASSIC and a film that is without a doubt a one of a kind, yes I am talking a bout a little film named "The Hitcher" Bay has made it offical that Fox is going to be remaking this classic and word is...a female lead as opposed to the male lead that the original had. Why they don't just name it something else is beyond me. If they are going to that distance to make it different, why the fuck do they need to make it be a remake? Because they need MONEY...Bay needs to get it through his head that horror fans don't like having their favorite films get remade into MTV style flashy films starring talentless hacks from the WB...if he ever comes to a horror convention...he will need more body guards then Michael Moore does when he visits the Republican National Convention. Thing is, who the fuck can they get to replace Rutger as the Hitcher!? NOBODY! This is complete and utter bullshit, it won't work in this society if they modernize it and it needs to be left ALONE. But who the fuck am I? My words mean nothing...if you feel like bitching about this...come post in the forum!

    Exclusive Clips from Malevolence PLUS New TV Spot, George Lutz Isn't Scared By The Amityville Farce and Episode III PG-13!

    Yes that is right, for those who can't bare to wait any longer to get a glimpse at the highly anticapted horror film that the critics are raving about, here is some clips from the movie to hopefully subdue you at least untill the 19th when it hits DVD. 

    Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3, Clip 4, Behind the Scenes Clip, Teaser Trailer, and the new TV Spot for the DVD that is going to be out there scaring your television sets! Make sure you people buy this movie on April 19th, take my word for it, it is worth every penny. The movie alone is worth it but what makes this even better is the DVD being PACKED with features and a kick ass commentary. No horror fan should be without MALEVOLENCE. 

    The other day, IMDB.com reported that George Lutz has bashed the latest remake to hell and back after producers refused to call on his services as a consultant. George Lutz was the victim of the real-life horror tale about the possessed New York state home, and turned his terrible tale into a cult book, on which the original 1979 film was based. But Mr. Lutz is anything but impressed or scared by this remake claiming the director ignored his offers of help and, as a result, has made a purely fictional film. 

    Lutz tells movie website Moviehole.Net, "I was excluded from any participation that might have allowed for accurate depictions in this film. There is a craft to acting... Some actors are more serious about their art. They take time to research a part. In the case of retelling an actual event, they look into the history and research the people involved. That just didn't happen here. Based on what I've read from his interviews, this kid Scott Kasar thinks his script is the true story because that's what he's been told. He's quite happy to look no further than that. A tremendous disservice has been orchestrated here. The filmmakers have fabricated many incredibly inaccurate statements made during promotion interviews and press packs. These serve to misinform with a drivel that is pure sophistry. I am appalled at the lack of personal integrity in the name of hype and promotion. This (film) is supposed to be about my family and the 28 days we lived in the house, instead it is something formed in the minds of others not concerned with anything more than box office numbers and self import."

    Amityville Horror was originally released in 1979 and starred James Brolin, Margot Kidder and the late Rod Steiger and was successed by 7 sequels including Amityville 1992: It's about time and Amityville: Dollhouse...need I say more with a title like that. The remake hits theatres this friday and it is being scribed by the same person who massacred the  Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake so...we shall see how he fairs with this installment. It stars Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James and Jimmy Bennet. 

    Now first I want to make this very clear....I AM NOT A STAR WARS FAN! Ok, I hated Phantom Menace, and while Clone Wars was better then it's predecessor, it still sucked ass. I couldn't give two shits about this movie and you won't find me sitting outside wearing a Darth Vader mask and holding a Hasbro lightsaber when this movie opens. BUT I felt it was interesting to see that the movie was rated PG-13 for all the other installments are rated PG. Lucas has been going on and on and on about how much darker this one is and how much more violent this one is. Whether or not that holds any clout as far as making this one not suck will be determined soon enough. It is rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence and some intense images." The film is set for release on Thursday, May 19.

    The Devil's Rejects REJECTS A Reject But Gets An Official Teaser Poster, and Bay Remakes Away! 

    Ok folks, bad news for you Dr. Satan fans out there, the one character that never really got explained in House of 1000 corpses was in fact Dr. Satan. Around Boston, he went by the name "Who or what the fuck is that!?" and when I heard he was in this sequel, I was excited to find out what he was all about. Well...hopefully they will have an actual director's cut or a dvd containing deleted scenes for we got screwed out of it. Dr. Satan's scene has been sliced out of the movie and is now on the cutting room floor. It didn't go with the rest of the movie says Zombie so our only hope is that Lions Gate pulls through...time shall tell. To your left you shall see a picture of Dr. Satan going out with a fight...

    If  you put your mouse over the picture you shall then be able to see the new official TEASER poster for the movie. It pretty much is the same as the one I previously showed only this time it is more 70's. Can't say I reallllly am digging it but it is only a teaser. 

    Now, Michael Bay is known for a lot of things, directing The Rock and Armageddon, but among the horror world he is a name that true horror fans have come to hate and despise. Why you may ask? Well the fact that he is the leading reason our classic horror films are being butchered and remade is probably a good inkling as to why. First he fucked up Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then he got Amityville Horror to be equally as fucked and now he is going to the next level and taking a CLASSIC and a film that is without a doubt a one of a kind, yes I am talking a bout a little film named "The Hitcher" Bay has made it offical that Fox is going to be remaking this classic and word is...a female lead as opposed to the male lead that the original had. Why they don't just name it something else is beyond me. If they are going to that distance to make it different, why the fuck do they need to make it be a remake? Because they need MONEY...Bay needs to get it through his head that horror fans don't like having their favorite films get remade into MTV style flashy films starring talentless hacks from the WB...if he ever comes to a horror convention...he will need more body guards then Michael Moore does when he visits the Republican National Convention. Thing is, who the fuck can they get to replace Rutger as the Hitcher!? NOBODY! This is complete and utter bullshit, it won't work in this society if they modernize it and it needs to be left ALONE. But who the fuck am I? My words mean nothing...if you feel like bitching about this...come post in the forum!

    Exclusive Clips from Malevolence PLUS New TV Spot, George Lutz Isn't Scared By The Amityville Farce and Episode III PG-13!

    Yes that is right, for those who can't bare to wait any longer to get a glimpse at the highly anticapted horror film that the critics are raving about, here is some clips from the movie to hopefully subdue you at least untill the 19th when it hits DVD. 

    Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3, Clip 4, Behind the Scenes Clip, Teaser Trailer, and the new TV Spot for the DVD that is going to be out there scaring your television sets! Make sure you people buy this movie on April 19th, take my word for it, it is worth every penny. The movie alone is worth it but what makes this even better is the DVD being PACKED with features and a kick ass commentary. No horror fan should be without MALEVOLENCE. 

    The other day, IMDB.com reported that George Lutz has bashed the latest remake to hell and back after producers refused to call on his services as a consultant. George Lutz was the victim of the real-life horror tale about the possessed New York state home, and turned his terrible tale into a cult book, on which the original 1979 film was based. But Mr. Lutz is anything but impressed or scared by this remake claiming the director ignored his offers of help and, as a result, has made a purely fictional film. 

    Lutz tells movie website Moviehole.Net, "I was excluded from any participation that might have allowed for accurate depictions in this film. There is a craft to acting... Some actors are more serious about their art. They take time to research a part. In the case of retelling an actual event, they look into the history and research the people involved. That just didn't happen here. Based on what I've read from his interviews, this kid Scott Kasar thinks his script is the true story because that's what he's been told. He's quite happy to look no further than that. A tremendous disservice has been orchestrated here. The filmmakers have fabricated many incredibly inaccurate statements made during promotion interviews and press packs. These serve to misinform with a drivel that is pure sophistry. I am appalled at the lack of personal integrity in the name of hype and promotion. This (film) is supposed to be about my family and the 28 days we lived in the house, instead it is something formed in the minds of others not concerned with anything more than box office numbers and self import."

    Amityville Horror was originally released in 1979 and starred James Brolin, Margot Kidder and the late Rod Steiger and was successed by 7 sequels including Amityville 1992: It's about time and Amityville: Dollhouse...need I say more with a title like that. The remake hits theatres this friday and it is being scribed by the same person who massacred the  Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake so...we shall see how he fairs with this installment. It stars Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James and Jimmy Bennet. 

    Now first I want to make this very clear....I AM NOT A STAR WARS FAN! Ok, I hated Phantom Menace, and while Clone Wars was better then it's predecessor, it still sucked ass. I couldn't give two shits about this movie and you won't find me sitting outside wearing a Darth Vader mask and holding a Hasbro lightsaber when this movie opens. BUT I felt it was interesting to see that the movie was rated PG-13 for all the other installments are rated PG. Lucas has been going on and on and on about how much darker this one is and how much more violent this one is. Whether or not that holds any clout as far as making this one not suck will be determined soon enough. It is rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence and some intense images." The film is set for release on Thursday, May 19.

    Mena's Malevolence Next Move, Get a Better Look At The Devil's Rejects, Riding The Bullet Release Date Fiasco, and Bubba is Back! 

    It is pretty offical, Malevolence was a hit with horror fans in theatres as well as beloved by horror critics everywhere. With the DVD blazing it's way into stores on April 19th everywhere, it leaves many a fan wondering what is next? Well I asked the man himself about it and he filled me in. 

        "Busy as hell, working on both scripts, getting things moving quick. I am currently working on the prequel" 

        Which is great news for all of us who have been able to experience the great Malevolence. The movie was originally one giant script but it was WAY to big and way to out of budget to film it all so Mena chose the middle of it. Next will come the prequel and then the sequel so expect Malevolence 2 and Malevolence 3 to be made and to come your way. In the meantime, enjoy the kick ass DVD that Anchor Bay has unleashed of which you can read my review for it here as well. To read the interview I had with Stevan and star Brandon Johnson at the premiere of Malevolence, click here. Also be sure to visit the movies official website "www.malevolencemovie.com

    Finally, we get to see a REAL scene from Rob Zombie's highly anticapted but not only that, but we are also getting the new poster, and a kick ass new website dedicated to those hardcore fans out there who adored the first and can't wait for the second. So let us venture to that kick ass clip first which the good people at Lions Gate Films have released. If you didn't buy SAW on DVD at BEST BUY you might have missed out on the 5 minute scene from the movies opening shootout which was completely bad ass. This brings you for a nice stroll into the hotel that Rob has created for us Click here  For the website, you need to join up and become a member of the psychotic clan of rejects, go here "Http://www.therejectsarmy.com" Sign up and accrue kills (points) by doing movie-related tasks and challenges to buy exclusive film prizes. Members will also have access to the trailer, exclusive clips, chat rooms, message boards, other genre fans and cool links plus Zombie himself plans to make guest appearances plus members of the cast. Be sure to join and check it out! 

    For those of you who saw the edited version on TBS or USA like I did, then you already know how good of a movie Stephen King's RIDING THE BULLET is! So when does it come out without everything cut out on DVD you may be asking? Well, there has been a bunch of confusion around this and I got word from the great people over at Lions Gate themselves to clear this confusion up. Riding the Bullet was said to come out on the 5th, which was last Tuesday but turns out, that is not right. Turns out that it isn't being released until April 19th which kind of stinks for those who rode in there hooptie, taking lives as they saw fit, to get to the store to pick up this movie. Check out my review for the movie here and check back for the DVD Review coming soon!

    Now, the question on everyone's mind has been, Bubba Nosferateau...that little coming soon teaser at the end of the original and now classic BUBBA HO TEP...will it happen? Well, the King himself was in Boston promoting a movie and did a Q&A and he of course was asked the status on this, here is what he had to say. The head honchos over at Aint It Cool News got to talk with him and this is a summary of what was said "Bubba Nosferatulives! He said there are currently two production houses interested in footing the bill, so he and Don Coscarelli are "waiting to see how many zeroes we can squeeze out of them." The King will return!" So there you have it folks, make sure you keep checking back as this story developes and make sure to post your comments on the message board! 

    Amityville Horror Haunts Theatres On April 15th!
    It is that time of the year again, the studios are done releasing what they consider their "duds" and are now releasing the big name movies. With April approaching, snow is leaving (thank god) and Amityville Horror is coming our way full force via MGM. Now I know there are some out there who have never seen the original (for shame) so for those beanbags here is the summary. 

    “On November 13, 1974 , police received a frantic phone call that led them to a grisly crime scene at the DeFeo residence in Amityville, Long Island – an entire family had been slaughtered in their beds.  In the days that followed, Ronald DeFeo confessed to methodically shooting his parents and four siblings while they slept.  He claimed voices in the house drove him to commit the murders.

    One year later, George and Kathy Lutz and their children moved into the house thinking it would be their dream home.  But shortly after settling in, bizarre and unexplainable events began to occur – nightmarish visions and haunting voices from an evil presence still lurking within the house.

    28 days after moving in, the Lutzes abandoned the home, leaving all their personal belongings behind, lucky to escape with their lives.  Now, 30 years after the shocking real-life events that inspired one of the most popular horror stories of all time, return to the house that started it all: The Amityville Horror.”

    Check out the trailer for this movie and then check out there official website at "http://www.amityvillehorrormovie.com " And be sure to check out MGM's AMITYVILLE HORROR when it comes crashing into theatres on April 15th. 

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    Ring 2 First Look Clips!

    Ok I just got some clips from the new movie, RING 2 which opens nationwide on March 18th. The sequel to the surprise blockbuster is finally here and it is back in full force with Naomi Watts reprising her role as well as  David Dorfman in this remake of the asian movie "Ring 2" and "Ring 0", "The story picks up six months after the horrifying events that terrorized Rachel Keller and her son Aidan in Seattle . To escape her haunting memories, Rachel takes Aidan and moves to the small coastal community of Astoria , Oregon , to start fresh. However, Rachel's resolve quickly turns to dread when evidence at a local crime scene-including an unmarked videotape-seems eerily familiar. Rachel realizes that the vengeful Samara is back and more determined than ever to continue her relentless cycle of terror and death."

    The good folks over at DREAMWORKS has sent me a featurette for the Ring 2 and I know all of you horror hounds are tired of listening to me talk so...here it is! 

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    Sad Day In Horror...

    Just got some horrible news today folks, the great Debra Hill, who co-produced and co-wrote what is arguably the single greatest horror movie of all time, Halloween alongside John Carpenter...has died of cancer on March 7th 2005 at the age of 54. Halloween would become a sleeper hit and a classic among the horror genre spawning 7 sequels and now a 8th sequel is in the works.  She was a brilliant writer and producer working a lot with Carpenter with films such as Escape from New York, The Fog, The Dead Zone, Clue, and Gross Anatomy plus many more. She will be truly missed by all of her fans and will be remembered among the horror community as one of the pioneers who helped bring us some of the greatest horror films of all time.

    Cancer seems to be taking all the great people out in the world, and everyone close to us all. I lost my aunt and step mother to cancer and I am sure someone in your families has died as well from it. You would think with so many people dying from this fucking curse that they would be able to figure out a cure. Maybe some of the big politicans out there should spend less time blowing up places and spend more time and money on a cure for Cancer. Anyway, Debra Hill is the latest one to lose a 14 month battle with cancer...such a tragedy but she will not be forgotten.  

    RIP Debra Hill you will forever be missed...

    The Rejects Are Moving On Up, and Malevolence DVD SPECS!

    Just got some good news from Lions Gate Films, the highly anticipated sequel to House of 1000 Corpses has been moved up. I don't know about you guys, but the thought of being able to see this a month earlier makes my horror senses tingle!  Here is what they had to say 

    "We are moving the release date of "The Devil's Rejects" to July 22nd to more firmly plant it in this lucrative summer play period," stated Steve Rothenberg, President of Distribution, Lions Gate Films

        This is great news for us all! I, for one, can't wait for this sequel and after grooving to the 5 minute clip I saw, my expectations are through the roof! So what does Rob think about all of this? 

        "I am thrilled with Lion's Gate's decision to push The Devil's Rejects up from August to July. After our explosive test screening and the overwhelming response from the fans I have been dying to get this out there. This is going to be one very psychotic July!"

        I can't wait, the movie has an all star cast of horror icons from Kane Hodder, and Ken Foree, to P.J. Soles and Michael Berryman to returning cast members Sid Haig and Bill Moseley, the movie has it all. The reviews that came in for it were astounding from what I had heard and this can only mean one thing, The Devil's Rejects will be one of the must see horror films of 2005! Be sure to check it out upon it's release in July! 

    Winner of 2004's best horror movie of the year award, the bone chilling independent movie MALEVOLENCE is now on it's way to DVD for all to bare witness to. This is director/writer/editor Stevan Mena's directorial debut and it is one hell of a debut at that. As you can see on your left, there is the cover art for the DVD and I must say, it is looking very nice. So what will this DVD contain? Well, it's Anchor Bay that is releasing it and I don't remember them ever skimping on the special features. They stay true to that testament with this release as well. 

    It's a Special Edition DVD which goes on sale April 19th everywhere! It includes deleted scenes, a documentary of the making of Malevolence, interviews with director Stevan Mena and star Brandon Johnson, theatrical trailer, and many more extras! This is a must have for anyone who loves old fashion horror movies, especially slasher movies. Check out the movies official website at "Http://www.malevolencemovie.com" to see if it is playing at a theatre near you. To comment on this or any other news, reviews or anything you have on your mind, post on the message board by clicking here

    House of Wax Poster, IFilm Slips Us Into THE JACKET, 2 new DVD's coming your way from TARTAN, Jigsaw Comes Your Way...

    Ever since I heard the description to this remake, I have been against it. My hatred grew when I found out that Paris Hilton was going to be acting in this which either meant there would be sex left and right or I would have to put up with her attempting to act. But now I have to say...the poster looks pretty fucking bad ass. I love this poster...I can't believe it. It reminds me of the old fashion posters from the 80's when posters for movies could actually have cool covers and wasn't just the 5 main actors standing in a row. I wasn't a big fan of the original Vincent Price version but I will have to watch it again. I DO know the plots are completely different. This one sound sounds like it is all flash and cheap scares. So what else is new?

    I don't know about you, but ever since I saw the claustrophobia inducing trailer for THE JACKET starring Adrian Paul and Keira Knightly, it has been on the top of my list for new films to see. It looks like it is going to be one hell of a creepy mind fucking horror film. So what does IFilm have to do with this you may be asking? Well, as always, they have managed to snatch up a quick clip of the new film before anyone else can set there eyes on it. If you want to view it, click here http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2539417 War veteran Jack Starks is incarcerated in a mental facility where he becomes the subject of strange psychological experiments. He is catapaulted into the future where he can see his death. Only if he breaks free can he change the outcome. "The Jacket" hits theatres March 4th.

    Next up on our list are 2 horror films from Tartan films, the first is for a horror film named Whispering Corridors, an extremely stylish movie from the looks of it." Even though school may be a beautiful place in memory for friendship and hopes, it may also be remembered as a place of teachers’ pets and the pressure for the college entrance exams.  “Whispering corridors” presents horrors hidden in the school reality where the relationship between teachers and students is determined solely by grades students get and the financial positions of the students’ families.  Do you know that female students who are abused by teachers harbor hatred and the wish to take revenge in their hearts?  “Whispering corridors” discloses the reality of high schools full of abuse and violence and brings relief to all female high school students each of whom at least once in school days experienced terror toward teachers and the classmates. "

    Also, the second film being released is "A Snake Of June" which has a interesting premise behind it. Here is the summary "A mysterious phone call accompanies the envelope, but the male voice does not demand money.  Instead, it asks Rinko to put on a very short mini skirt and purchase a vibrator then, guides him through the rainy city to act out her fantasies…" Both DVD's are being released on February 22nd. Be sure to pick up your copy ASAP. 

    For those of you who just can't seem to get enough of SAW and don't feel like waiting to see what Halloween brings us with SAW 2 (not Saw 2: HACKSAW, why people believed it was named that is beyond me. Don't you love how internet rumors get started?)  well fear not, there is a cure for your little deranged obsession. The offical website for the saw DVD has now added a little pal for you to play with and haunt your friends and family. He will roll across your screen on his little bike and make snide comments. But hurry, he won't be around forever...there are only a limited amount of them to be downloaded so...get your ass over to www.sawdvd.com  and down load the little hellion! To comment on this, or any of the other news that has been posted on here, you can do so on the forum, click here

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    JANUARY...

    The Power of BULLSHIT Shall Compell You!!! 

    I heard about this remake being made into a 4-part mini-series but hadn't heard anything more on it for a while. Over the weekend, a myraid of people began reporting about the remake happening. I checked sites like Creature Corner, Bloody Disgusting and even FANGORIA magazine so I was like you got to be fucking kidding me!!! Then I read on....Saw that Dakota Fanning was filling Linda Blair's spot and possibly...Gary Oldman...wow...but then I read who supposedly had wrote the script, Mr. Jim (Anaconda) Cash. I was like hey, what happened to him after he wrote Anaconda so I went onto IMDB. Now, man wrote TOP GUN, DICK TRACY and ANACONDA...but here is the thing...Jimbo  has been dead for the past 5 years! So...either he rose from the grave, wrote an entire script, all in an attempt to fuck over hardcore horror fans...or this whole story is bullshit. So someone is having themselves a hardy laugh and now we can rest easy knowing that EXORCIST is not being remade...at least not now anyway. 

    SAW Saws Its Way Onto DVD, The Manson Family Coming To DVD, and Franklin Has Passed On

    For those of you out there who went and saw SAW in the theatres, you were treated with a highly entertaining horror film that has one fuck of a kick ass ending! Well our wait to own this gritty tale is now coming to an end for SAW is buzzing it's way onto DVD  on February 15th. Not only is this movie sporting a really slick cover, but also is coming with some nice features. We get a commentary with director James Wan and writer/actor Leigh Whannell, "Sawed Off" Mini-featurette, "Bite The Hand That Bleeds" Music Video, Making of said music video, and Trailers and Tv spots. My only question is where the unrated version is...even with it being rated though...this is one movie that is worth the cashola. So break open those limited edition Freddy Vs. Jason piggy banks and run down on next Tuesday and pick up Saw! 

    One of the most legendary underground films of recent years, director Jim Van Bebber¹s brutal and unflinching The Manson Family will be released on DVD in the Unrated Theatrical and Director¹s Cut versions on April 26, 2005.  Fifteen years in the making, The Manson Family is a self-financed labor of love for Van Bebber, who became a cult favorite in the 1980s with his feature film "Deadbeat at Dawn" and with his short films and music videos for such bands as Skinny Puppy.  Long on hallucinogenic, graphic violence and sex, the film destroys some of the myths that surround the Manson Family, openly explores the group¹s lifestyle prior to the shocking Tate-LaBianca murders of August 9 and 10, 1969, and places the Manson mythology in historical context.  "It probably represents the first time the whole Manson phenomenon has ever been explained in a way that really makes some sense," wrote Mick LaSalle in the San Francisco Chronicle. I have yet to see it but I can't wait...finally this is one movie based on a serial killer that DOESN'T sound like complete and utter garbage. Be sure to check it out folks!

    Now, finally, I just found out why I hadn't seen Paul A. Partain online recently...it was because of the fact he was fighting a losing battle with cancer...I am sad to say that Mr. Partain, the man who played Franklin, the handicapped brother in Tobe Hoopers 1973 horror classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has died earlier this month. I was actually scheduled to interview him a while back but due to scheduling conflicts it ended up not happening but I was able to talk with him. Paul was a very caring and kind man who appreciated all the fans loyal support. He was 58 years old and will be missed by all the millions of TCM fans out there. RIP Paul.... 

    EVIL DEAD REMAKE HATED BUT CONTINUES ON!!!

    First of all, I am for one beyond outraged at this fucking travesty. I don't give a flying fuck if Sam, Rob and Bruce all are in on it, it still shouldn't be remade. If they are going to spend all the time on that, they should make the 4th installment! Anyway, Robert Tapert talked to SCI-FI WIRE about the project and basically...said it's all Raimi's doing despite that Rob will be on the credit list. 

    Tapert said "Sam, in his own special way, kind of led that charge, I think Sam was really the one who said, 'Gee, I would love to give a new filmmaker an opportunity to use that title and use their skills to retell this in a new way for a new audience.' I talk to Bruce Campbell every other day, and he says, 'You should see the message boards and all of the stuff I get saying "Please don't do it!"' So we're certainly going to have to tread carefully."

    Tapert said that he is confident that with Raimi and himself on board as producers, the remake will live up to fans' expectations. "As long as we stay true to what was the original model of the first Evil Dead, which was that we want to hurt and punish the audience, then those who love it will be satisfied," Tapert said. "We mean to bring that out to a whole new generation in something that honors all of the people that loved it and yet gives them a new and thrilling ride that they weren't expecting. That's the challenge, and hopefully if we succeed that's kind of the glory."

    Tread carefully!? New generation!? How can it be the same experience when the original was something that had never been seen before...already it's different for...ITS A BLOODY FREAKIN REMAKE! If he wanted to satisfy fans, he would LISTEN to the cries and pleas that we have been making since 1992 about an EVIL DEAD 4 movie...I am sorry but there is no excuse for this. All this is doing is cashing in on the big REMAKE craze going around Hollywood. I thought GHOSTHOUSE was supposed to be a way to help independent movies get out there and to the world...but so far all I have seen are movies with big name casts and big budgets get released! I mean come on!  Seriously, I am making this plea as a reviewer and as a major fan for if not for Evil Dead...I wouldn't have gotten into horror in the first place...PLEASE Don't do it! If you care about the fans who have stuck by you and been loyal to you from the beginning....you will not remake this. I don't care who you get to star in it, I don't care how it's shot...it STILL should not be remade. There is a petition going around and I have sent emails out to everyone on my address book. Here is the link for the petition, http://www.PetitionOnline.com/evre/  Please sign it and show GHOSTHOUSE what the REAL horror fans want and what they are really feeling. Maybe they will have some sense knocked into them. 

     

    DECEMBER...

    Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Never Happening Becomes Reality, Get Those Wallets Ready For Kick Ass Box Sets Are Coming To DVD 

    According to Bloody-Disgusting.com they got in touch with the head honcho in charge of the projects and he has put a giant seal of truth to the millions upon millions of rumors floating around the web. It's not happening. That's right, No Freddy Vs. Jason Vs Ash, No Freddy Vs. Jason Vs Michael, No Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Mother Theresa...NO FREDDY VS. JASON 2!!! So you can quit your wondering and your emailing and everything else for now...for there is no FVJ2 planned right now. Also since Blade 3 sucked and didn't make moola, no spin off will be made of that either. So there you have it, they aren't making it and we won't have to worry for at least a month now for them to start it up again. 

    Now, to those of you sick of the releases like Resident Evil 2 and Napoleon Dynamite and Surviving Christmas (Wait that was released 2 months after hitting theatres HAHAHHAA I love that!) well some good news is on the horizon folks for we are getting treated. First let's talk box sets shall we? Who here loved Unsolved Mysteries? I know I did, well for  you  out there craving more (and I know I was) you can rest easy knowing that 2 more box sets are coming your way! On January 25th, First Look is releasing UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: BIZARRE MURDERS which contains crime stories torn from the headlines. Bizarre Murders takes you behind the police tape, into the forensics labs and beyond...to investigate some of the most infamous murder cases of our time. These are the incredible but true stories that made Unsolved Mysteries part of America’s secret weapon for catching some of society’s most dangerous criminals. It contains 32 segments including Boston Strangler, Backyard Bones, Plane Crash Sabotage, Bordello Murders and many many more. 4-discs of more folks! 

    The second set is called UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: PSYCHICS in which it deals  with premonitions, visions of previous lives, psychic powers and telepathy. These and other intriguing paranormal events are mysteries that science hasn't been able to explain. Unsolved Mysteries-Psychics reveals some of the most remarkable stories and the possible connections some people may have to other worlds and other times. It contains 28 Segments including: Life After Lightening, Lottery Miracle, Reincarnation, After Death Vists, Dreams Come True and many more.Both are 4 discs long and also contain more then 360 minutes of Unsolved goodness! Be sure to check it out on January 25th if you dare.... 

    Also on our list is 2 asian films that are being released here and NO THEY AREN'T AMERICAN REMAKES! First off we have the terrorfying Doppleganger. What would your reaction be if, walking down the street one day, you suddenly encountered your perfect double...a flawless mirror image...your doppleganger? What if you believe this eerie phenomenon was an omen of your impending death!? Well then you would have the hit asian horror movie DOPPLEGANGER!

    Now to PHONE, investigative reporter Ji-won, who has recently published a controversial article about sex scandals, begins to receive a series of menacing calls. In an Effort to escape the terrifying and relentless clanging of the telephone, she changes her number and moves to a new house. But the threatening campaign of terror continues unabated...the jangling of the phone fraying nerves and disrupting lives. WHen a friend's young daughter answers one of the calls, she begins to exhibit increasingly bizarre and abhorrent behavior as more and more people begin to die mysteriously. Ji-won struggles desperately to unravel the mystery to bring this cycle of death to an end. 

     

    NOVEMBER...

    Malevolence Gets A Street Date, Alone In The Dark Trailer, and Open Water Director Survives Giant Tsunami

    That is right folks, the best horror film of 04 is hitting DVD soon and you all better be running out to buy it. Malevolence is coming to DVD on April 19th and I asked Stevan what the features would be and so far, he said "We are adding tons of extras, mostly deleted scenes, etc." I myself can't wait for this to hit DVD and also can't wait to see what got left on the cutting room floor. I shall keep you posted as to what is happening in the wonderful world of Malevolence as I hear it. 

    Uwe Boll's second attempt at a video game adaptation will hopefully turn out better then his first. This time he sports a cool cast with Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorf, and William Saderson. ALONE IN THE DARK may not come out till January 28th but you can still catch the theatrical trailer right here. 

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    Check out the trailer and then check out the movie on January 28th. Plot line is:  Edward Carnby (Slater), detective of the paranormal, unexplained and supernatural, investigates a mystery (the recent death of a friend) with clues leading to "Shadow Island" that brings him face to face with bizarre horrors that prove both psychologically disturbing and lethal, as he discovers that evil demons worshiped by an ancient culture called the Abskani are planning on coming back to life in the 21st century to once again take over the world... and only he and a young genius anthropologist with an incredible memory (and his ex-girlfriend), Aline Cedrac (Reid), stand in their way, at a gateway to hell. Standing in Carnby's way, however, is the impact that a brief encounter with an evil spirit called the Queen had upon his mind, as he slowly finds himself overpowered by the forces of darkness as they eat away at his very sanity. Sounds good...let's hope it stays that way. Check out the offical movie homepage at http://aloneinthedarkthemovie.com/

    Chris Kentis and Lau, the director of the "greatest film since Jaws" (my ass) has not only survived swimming with sharks, but now has survived the giant Tsunami that has attacked and killed hundreds.  The couple  were visiting the resort island of Phuket in Thailand when the killer wave struck on December 26. Fortunately, Kentis managed to escape his hotel room unharmed while Lau and the pair's seven-year-old daughter Sabrina were forced to climb up a bamboo ladder to safety after they were blocked inside an internet cafe on the second floor. Kentis says, "I heard people yelling, 'Run, run!' I looked behind me and I thought, 'This is what happens in a movie when there's a tidal wave.' You could hear the rumbling and this wave was coming right at us." The giant tidal wave, triggered by an earthquake in the Indian Ocean, has so far claimed nearly 150,000 lives in 11 countries, including India, Thailand and Indonesia. Ironic how they swam with sharks and now almost died by giant waves. Maybe the sea hated Open Water as much as half the world did...

    Romero Dumps Land,Mystery Science Theatre 3000 becomes a Game, and Sky Blue hits theatres!

    My first reaction upon hearing this was that it was bullshit and then I read on from the email and I found out that, as many sites have reported, it is bullshit. Kinda, Romero did walk off the set before it finished wrapping...but it was on the final day of shooting, 5 hours before quitting time. The producer's stepped in and finished what was left of the movie which was basically nothing more then final needed shots and what not. Nothing to panic about and 2 days later, Romero was at the wrap party smiling and having a ball. Land of the Dead is the 4th installment in the legendary "Dead" trilogy and is set for release in August of 2005. This has been the highly anticipated sequel to the 1989 movie DAY OF THE DEAD and horror fans have been craving this for years. Ultimate zombie this may infact be but only time will tell...I will keep you updated. 

    It seemed like just another lazy Sunday on the Satellite of Love. Little did Joel and the robots know that it would soon become a CRAZY Sunday. Halfway through thr third consecutive Manos: The Hands of Fate screening, Something inside Tom Servo's bubble head snapped and the previously peacful robot became a KILLING MACHINE. With Joel defenseless against Tom's gumball fury, only Crow T. Robot stands between Tom Servo and the end of civilization as we know it! Be sure to check out the game here! Be sure to check that out as well as picking up the MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 VOL. 6 BOX SET! 

    The new Anime film SKY BLUE premiered in California earlier this month. SKY BLUE is a love story set against the forces of environmental destruction, a dystopian vision of Earth's destiny, yet, ultimately a reminder of our hope for the future. You can view the first 8 minutes of the film exclusively on iFilm. I have yet to see this movie but from what I have heard, it sounds like it is actually pretty good so be sure to check it out. For more info check out there official website at "www.skybluethemovie.com

     

    How To Piss Me Right The Fuck Off!

    Many a time has passed when a remake would be announced and I would post it and I would make some wise ass remark like "They better not remake Evil Dead or there will be hell to pay..." Well folks....Hell is collecting now for there will be a remake to one of the greatest horror films of all time and my personal favorite movie. That's right folks, Evil Dead is being remade and the worst fact of all...Sam, Rob AND BRUCE are all backing this. This is a sad, sad, sad day folks, never could I have fathomed the concept that those 3 could do the ONE thing that is a slap to all the fans who made them who they are possible. After Sam said no to FREDDY VS JASON VS ASH he revealed his reason behind it was because he wanted to do Evil Dead 4 and didn't want the character of Ash to be in a place Sam didn't want him to be. 

    Cool idea huh? Remake Evil Dead...get the old crew back together...well...not exactly. Sam is not directing, Bruce is not starring, and Hal Delrich is nowhere to be found! I don't know what is worse, the lack of Sam Raimi directing this mistake or the fact Bruce Campbell will not be playing the role of ASHLEY J. WILLIAMS for the first time....granted he would be the oldest college student in the oldsmobile but with the way these remakes go, I am sure there won't even be a character named ASH. Infact, he will be played by none other then Jason Biggs and will have the same character role as in every Biggs movie.  The role of Linda will be now played by Paris Hilton and will be named Salt, the role of Shelly will now be played by Ashley Olsen (or whichever one weighs more then 85 pounds) Scotty will be played by one of the brilliant actors such as Ashton Kutcher, Dave Chappelle or Snoop Doggy Dog. "Hey A to the Sizzle, H to the Lizzle, E to the Yizzle, are we almost at the Cabin-dizzle?" WOW! SUCH GREAT LINES! And Cheryl will be played by the chick from the Harry Potter movies.. WHAT A CAST! WHAT A REMAKE!! WOW!!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS!!!! 

    Listen, I know my words mean jack shit to you out there in Hollywood but heed my warning. You may have gotten away with remaking Psycho...you almost made it through the Haunting remake....and you got by with the skin of your teeth with that Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake...but you WILL NOT survive the Evil Dead remake...I will do everything in my power to see that that movie is NOT remade to keep the sanctity of the original! I will form an army of horror fans to find this REMAKE OF THE DAMNED and destroy it...I don't care what it takes...how it is done...or what I have to do to get it...BUT THERE SHALL NEVER BE A REMAKE OF EVIL DEAD!!! Why do I even bother? Nobody will listen...I will just have some idiot email saying "Give it a chance, it could be really good" and I will just have find out where he lives and bash his head in with a dirty frying pan that has gone unwashed since Desert Storm.  

        The Chronicle of RIDDICK DVD's are packed with extras, including a behind-the-scenes tour with Vin, the first level of the X-box game, Audio Commentary and much much more. It is being released in 2 versions, the Rated version and also, a unrated version that contains 15 extra minutes! Be sure to check it out! Also be sure to enter our contest and win your very own copy of CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK...Click here! Also, if you don't own an X-box and still want to play RIDDICK....visit the new online game Http://www.escapefromcrematoria.com I tried it and it's pretty fun. Check it out.

    The show from SCI-FI is now rocketing it's way to DVD in it's 6th box set It's the only show outlandish enough to make fun of bad B movies from the comfort of a spaceship floating above Earth. Joel Hodgson, along with his companions -- the wisecracking Crow and well-read chick magnet Tom Servo -- make suffering through Hollywood's worst films a breeze. Collection Volume 6 is a four-DVD boxed set containing four more of the top fan-requested episodes: Attack of the Giant Leeches, Teenagers From Outer Space, Mr. B Natural, and Gunslinger. This is the classic tv series that made it feel so good to see movies so bad! Check out the site for more "Http://www.rhino.com" Don't forget to post in the forum about these or any other news updates that have been posted.

     

    OCTOBER...

    The Devil's Reject's Gets A Teaser, SAW Gets A Sequel, and Dick Cheney To Be Re-animated!?!

    For those of us who have been dying to see the new sequel to "House of 1,000 Corpses", well you can get your first glimpse of the highly anticapated sequel for a teaser trailer is online! After watching it, listening to the Q&A with the stars and talking to them as well, this film is going to kick ass beyond belief. Whether you liked the first or not, this is a sequel everyone needs to check out! There website also has been made but with a message from Rob Zombie himself, this isn't your average run of the mill "Let's hype the movie" website which I personally really am liking. I only liked the first one the first time I saw it but then with each time I saw it after word it grew on me to become one hell of an entertaining movie. This film is anything but run of the mill so why should the website be? Check it out at "Http://www.thedevilsrejects.com" and watch the trailer which can be found on the site as well. This is going to be big and I am proud to be here before the killing has begun!

    I saw SAW opening weekend and while I loved the movie (review here) I can't help but be like what the fuck upon hearing of a sequel! I mean is this what happens every time a movie is...do I really need to finish that sentence? No! I don't! Seriously, SAW to me is a movie that is great by itself...IT DOES NOT NEED A SEQUEL to add to it or a trilogy, or a mini series or anything! IT IS GOOD ON ITS OWN!!! AHHHHH!!! But anyway, Lions Gate Films has announced that a sequel will made and not just will it be made, but start filming the first of January so it can be released October '05! Oh yeah it gets better, original writer and star Leigh Whannell and director James Wan will be neither for this project, (Always a good sign) but they WILL be executive producing it and that is where there involvement ends. Twisted Pictures says they are happy they have been entrusted with this franchise "Great it's a franchise now!?" and will not screw it up...let's hope this stays true. Only time will tell if SAW 2 can scare up the same kind of terror that the original is doing right now. I think they should LEAVE IT ALONE!!! But who the fuck am I right? Just a reviewer who has seen one to many GOOD horror films get shitty sequels so that the companies can push them out and make money. ::sigh:: Why do I even bother?

    Presidential election got you down? Wanted someone who doesn't stutter after each and every word to be the president? Or maybe you just didn't want Dr. Death as vice president. Whatever the case may be, what little good may come out of Bush the next 4 years, there is something to look forward to. HOUSE OF RE-ANIMATOR shall be made, Stuart Gordon, who made the best one in the series as far as I'm concerned has said he was interested in directing the 4th installment but it would all depend upon who won the election...well that man won and now it appears we will be seeing Herbert West picking up his magic serum and creating another slew of monsters and gore and mayhem. Hopefully this time they will also acquire people who can actually ACT aside from the great Jeffrey Combs who was the only thing that made Beyond Re-animator watchable.

     In an interview with SKNR.NET Gordon said "One idea I am kicking around is "House of Re-animator". It is a political satire that should certain people be back in office, then I would do it. I hope I do not have to go ahead with it, but if I do, it would be about VP Cheney passing from a heart attack and since he basically runs everything, Dr. West is called in to bring him back. I would only go on with this in the event of re-election as otherwise it would be old news"  Well I'll be damned if it didn't end up happening so now we will have part 4 in the Re-Animator series and hopefully, with Gordon back, it will be able to freshen the stink that the corpse that was BEYOND RE-ANIMATOR left. If you would like to comment on this or any of the other news that has been posted, please do so by posting in the FORUM. Click Here

    Raimi Calls The Final Shot On Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash movie, 3 Movie Legends Pass On, Van Helsing and Make a Wish hit DVD on October 19th, Hillside Strangler terrorizes theatres October 8th, Dying to see The Grudge? We have exclusive clips from the remake, Dawn of the Dead SPECS!(phew, try saying that 5 times fast)

    It's happening...it's not happening...it's in the works...it's not in the works...the sequel to Freddy Vs. Jason has been the number one rumor going around the horror world and well it should be. Word is that legendary character ASH from the Evil Dead series was going to be injected into the series and who hasn't wanted to see Bruce Campbell suit up to kick some ass yet again? Well....after Robert Englund and Ken Kenzinger both said yes to it....and Bruce Campbell said we have a better chance of seeing Joanie Vs. Chachi Vs. Ash....the final verdict all came down to one man...Sam "I own the rights to Ash" Raimi and what did he say? ::Dramatic pause:: . . .Well....as reported on Creature Corner...this is what Sam said

    "I have great respect for those franchises," Raimi said. "I didn't want to be in a position where I was protecting Ash, the character that I want to eventually make another movie with one day, protecting him and not allowing the director to do what he felt he had to do. I didn't want to be in a weird position like that. I have a great deal or respect for Sean Cunningham. I think he's a brilliant filmmaker. He made some classics. I just didn't think it was a winning great situation for anybody." 

     

    So there you have it...you can stop flooding Bruce's email box with will it happen cause for now....the answer is no. No word as to who they want to get to have the 2 of them to go up against but I can assure you...the instant I know...you will know! So until then...you can just rewatch Evil Dead several more times. So who will it be? Could it be Micheal Myers? Or Pinhead? Or maybe even Leatherface? Nobody really knows...but all i do know is this...they did a good job with it the first time around....don't fuck it up the second time. Stay true to the fans and not the studio...

    Hollywood had a humongous loss...as they say...they always go in threes and this time it's a huge group of 3's....first we will start with the legendary actress who was best known for her role as Marion Crane in Alfred Hitchcock's 1960 classic masterpiece...PSYCHO....Janet Leigh died on October 3rd 2004 of vasculitis at the age of 77. Originally married to Tony Curtis, she gave birth to scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis, and Kelly Curtis, she would divorce Tony and go on to marry Robert Brandt. He as well as her 2 daughters were there at her bedside when she closed her eyes for the final time. She is a piece of movie history that will be dearly missed by all, family and friends and fans alike will miss her dearly. Some other films she was in were Houdini (1953), Touch of Evil (1958), Psycho (1960), The Manchurian Candidate (1962) Bye Bye Birdie (1963) John Carpenter's The Fog (1980), even a cameo with her daughter in Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later, (1998) Janet was clocked in at being in over 63 movies in total, one hell of a career and one hell of a actress. 

    Born July 6, 1927 - Died October 3rd, 2004

                     

    Next is legendary comedian who made people laugh by making fun of himself. Best known for his famous line "No respect, No respect at all!" Rodney Dangerfield died October 5th from complications caused by heart surgery. He was 82, a native of Long Island, Dangerfield first hit the comedy circuit in the 40's under the name Jack Roy. He didn't make it big till the 1980's though when he had a trio of hits, his biggest one being CADDY SHACK(1980) which also starred Chevy Chase, Ted Knight, Bill Murray, and directed by Harold Ramis. His other 2 hits were Easy Money (1983) and Back to School (1986) Right before he entered a Los Angeles hospital on August 24, 2004 in preparation for heart valve replacement surgery, he said, "If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half." When asked in a interview on TV, how he would want to be remembered after he died he said "I want to be remembered as having made people laugh...if I can be remembered for that...I will be happy." Rodney...you made people laugh and you will be remembered for that...

    Born November 22, 1921 - Died October 5th, 2004

                                           

    Finally the most shocking of them is our third person to pass away...the man people  adored and kids wished they could be. The man of Steel...Christopher Reeve...died Sunday October 10th, 2004 from a heart attack. He was 52. Reeve was best known for the role of SUPERMAN in the original 4 Superman movies, but back in 1995 on May 27th....Christopher was paralyzed after being thrown off a horse while riding near Charlottesville, Virginia. He became a paraplegic but still he went on...he continued on, paralyzed from the neck down for 9 years....he gave such strength and helped Stem Cell research so much, I honestly believed he would walk again. He eventually regained feeling in one of his fingers...but unfortunetly he passed on...Reeve said shortly after the accident when his best friend Robin Williams came to visit "There was this guy wearing a blue scrub hat and a yellow gown and with a Russian accent, being some insane Russian doctor. ... I laughed for the first time and I knew that life was going to be OK." He was a very brave man and like Superman...he kept on going no matter what the odds were. In one of his final interviews  a few months before his death...he told Barbara Walters this "I am getting older and time is ticking. The more time goes by the more I feel a sense of urgency and I can accept anything except for complacency." His other films include The Bostonians (1984), The Aviator (1985), The Sea Wolf(1993), Morning Glory (1993) and John Carpenter's Village of the Damned (1995) Christopher...we all miss you dearly and your memory will go on for generations to come...Rest in Peace....

    Born September 25th, 1952 - Died October 10th, 2004

                                                        

    Now to some lighter news...Van Helsing, love it or hate it, hits DVD on October 19th and it's packed with extra's, including hilarious bloopers, exclusive commentary with the director and producer, behind the scenes features and more! Legendary Monster Hunter Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is summoned to mysterious Transylvania on a mission that will thrust him into a sweeping battle against the forces of darkness! A movie that Roger Ebert calls "Spectacular" and has more CGI then the american version of GODZILLA...check it out when it hits DVD on the 19th! 

    Our next film is a movie called MAKE A WISH which is about A comic twist on the classic horror tale! Susan invites a group of ex-lovers for a camping trip to celebrate her birthday. Plans include hiking and relaxing by the old water hole. Unscheduled activities include some steamy tent-hopping. But then, one by one, the campers begin to disappear . The DVD, which comes out October 19th will contain Commentary, Interview with Director Sharon Ferranti and much more. I am actually interested in checking this one out...I shall be reviewing it soon. But in the mean time, be sure to pick your copy up on October 19th!

    On October 8th, a movie named HILLSIDE STRANGLER hit theatres starring the Hitcher's C. Thomas Howell. Whats it about you ask? The shocking new film is based on the case of the Hillside Strangler, one of the most unusual and gruesome cases in the annals of American Crime. While most serial killers tend to act alone, the twisted criminal careers of Angelo Buono (played by Nick Turturro) and Kenneth Bianchi (played by C. Thomas Howell) proved that evil can run in the family…and that when it comes to serial sex murder, two is far worse than one...the movie sounds like it might be one disturbing little picture and one I have a feeling I am going to like. (C. Thomas Howell is in it! How can you go wrong?) To view the trailer in media player, click here. For Quicktime, click here. After watching the trailer myself...this movie looks like it is going to be one hell of a good movie. I know I can't wait to see it myself! I am definetely checking this one out!!! Find out more at http://www.thehillsidestranglermovie.com the official movie website. 

    The next remake of a Japanese film (Ring made money...expect more of them) to hit theatres soon is THE GRUDGE starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and is the first film to be released under Sam Raimi's new production company GHOST HOUSE. A remake of JU-ON: The Grudge, a lot of buzz behind this movie is happening even Sarah saying she would like to do a sequel when this one hasn't even come out yet. But you can't wait any longer can you? Can't wait until October 22nd to see it...well we have a couple of scenes that should hold you off...if not...it's the best I can do! Courtesy of those great people over at IFILM...CLICK HERE to view it. A re-envisioning of the Japanese thriller that took the island by storm, directed by the man who helmed the original. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays an American nurse on a mission of mercy in Tokyo who finds herself afflicted with a mystery virus that sends it's victims into a murderous rage before killing and moving on to another host...sounds good but let's hope it isn't just another dull remake. I find it funny how they can bring over a movie like HERO and have it completely in subtitles cause Tarentino says it's good and put it in theatres, but any kind of horror film from overseas...our american audiance can't sit through for more then 5 seconds. Funny how that works...

    Finally, this just in, DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004) is hitting DVD and we got the low down on it. The Unrated version contains, The Lost Tape: Andy's Terrifying Last Days Revealed, Special Bulletin: We Interrupt This Program!, Undead Scene with director Commentary, Feature Commentary with Director Zack Snyder and producer Eric Newman, Raising the Dead-An In depth look at turning actors into undead killers, Attack of the Living Dead - dissecting the films most memorable zombie kills and Splitting Headaches: Anatomy of Exploding Heads....Mmmmm Mmmm! Look at all that zombie goodness! Also on the RATED version you get... The Lost Tape: Andy's Terrifying Last Days Revealed, Special Bulletin: We Interrupt This Program!, Undead Scene with director Commentary, Surviving Dawn of the Dead, Feature Commentary with Director Zack Snyder and Producer Eric Newman, and over 12 minutes of deleted scenes. This is one hell of a movie, I loved it and you know how I feel about remakes so for this reviewer to be telling you to pick up a copy of a remake...it means something. It invades your local store on October 26th. Pick it up!!!


     

     

     

     

     

     

    King is Riding The Bullet on October 15th!

    Stephen King's latest book turned movie will not be seen on CBS or NBC in the span of 4 nights with umpteen commercials injected into it. This time on October 15th, Jonathan Tucker stars in the adaptation to Stephen King's E-Book, Riding the Bullet, centers around a college student hitch-hiking along the back roads of Maine on a pitch-black Autumn night, on a journey to reach the hospital where his mother lay dying. As his trip turns into a moving odyssey of unexpected proportions, he faces not only very real demons from his past, but uncertainties from the present and discovers much more. The trailer is online and you can check it out. For Quicktime Click Here and for Windows Media Click Here. To comment on this or any other news updates, do so in our forum by clicking here

    September...

    Ken talks about Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash, UNCUBED gets pics, and Anaconda's 3!?

    As this saga over the biggest rumor in horror history since EVIL DEAD 4 and PHANTASM 5...we have the FvJvA saga....and after Robert said it is real, and Bruce said don't hold your breath...the 3rd voice was asked and Ken says they are almost ready. They are just dotting the I's and crossing the T's. Which means that it WILL happen....BUT....until there is a formal announcement...we can only hope and pray for it to come true. I for one would love to see Ash on the big screen again duking it out with these 2 and educating the world as to who ASHLEY J. WILLIAMS is! Let us all hope and pray for this to be true. I shall keep you posted...

    To the people out there who have seen the first CUBE and it's sequel CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE, you probably were wondering if they would be making a part 3. Well your prayers have been answered, the 2nd sequel entitled "CUBE ZERO" was just rated R by the MPAA for strong gore/violence and langauge....let's hope it's more gory then the last one and also, this could make for a very nice ending to a trilogy...let's hope they dont' fuck it up and make this one one hell of a sequel! To the left is the teaser poster for the film. The website for CUBE ZERO is "www.uncubed.com" and on there are the details and pics from the new movie which is set to be released early 2005 by Lions Gate Films.

    And finally, I have gotten wind of some very bad news...apparently enough people went to see Anacondas (damn you all!) and Screen Gems feels it did way better then expected (expectations must have been preeeetty low) so now they aren't going to wait around another 7 years...they are hopping on the wagon and making ANACONDAS 3 and may God have mercy upon us all! Seriously, why do they need to start making sequels to this shitty film all these years later, I mean come on! Ya know, I am just so fucking sick of this crap....make a NEW series....or somethign NEW instead of being like hey....we need to make a sequel to some film that did ok at the box office back in 1997! Whatever...thats all I have to say. You can comment on this or any of the news listed here come into the new forum! Click here!

    Malevolence Gets Pushed Back and Doubled, Amityville Finds It's Home

    As I promised I have been keeping up with Malevolence as it spreads across the country, bringing fear into audiance's and smiles on horror fans faces. Good news is it hits up Long Island to make yet another group of movie goers jump out of there skins...bad news is that it got pushed back from September 3rd to friday September 10th at the National Amusements Island 16, Holtsville, NY and also National Amusements, Farmingdale. Lucky New Yorkers! Seems they get all the cool things, Malevolence, Time Square, Jason Voorhees...I mean why can't monsters ever attack BOSTON!? Whatever....anyway...make sure you check it out, there are 2 screenings and now you have no excuse!!!

    For those of you out there anxiously awaiting the remake to Amityville Horror, you will be happy to know a house has been found and selected to star in it. They are shooting the film in Buffalo Grove, IL. but the house that is starring in the movie is at Silver Lake in Salem, WI. This was first reported on www.Creature-corner.com website and was sent in by an unofficial fan site dedicated to the movie's star, Ryan Reynolds. I will keep you posted as news comes in, the Amityville remake is due out on April 15, 2005.

    Ohio gets Twisted, and Get Teased again by Species

    Scream Queen Robyn Griggs is hosting here first horror convention, the Twisted Nightmare convention in the state of Ohio, those lucky people will be able to meet her among a awesome bunch of guests that will have any horror fan smiling by the time they leave. We have, Tom Savini, Reggie Bannister, Tony Todd, Doug Bradley, Dick Warlock, Robert Z'Dar, Bill Johnson, David Naughton, Lloyd Kaufman, of course, the beautiful Robyn Griggs will be there. The event takes place from September 17-19 in Middleburg Heights, Ohio (Quality Airport Inn, 7230 Engle Road) The event hours include Friday, 4pm-9pm, Saturday, 10am-6pm and Sunday, 10am-6pm. So if you are in the OHIO area then make sure you go to this cause its going to kick ass! Check out the official website here "http://www.twistednightmareweekend.com

    It was first reported here when I got casting calls about the film way back in the day, now the first teaser trailer is here for the film. It is just that, a TEASER, but it still gives us a nice glimpse at what is to come. I for one hope this is going to be a decent sequel, its direct to video in December. It will premiere on the Sci-Fi Channel November 13th, and then catch the director's cut with everything you missed on Sci-fi when it hits DVD in December. Natasha won't be starring (damn it) but she will be making a special appearance in it. Whether its a cameo or another character I don't know yet but it should be interesting to say the least. Check out the trailer here at http://www.mgm.com/species/trailer3.html and let me know what you think!

    August...

    Malevolence takes Long Island, Dawn of the Dead finally gets what it deserves, 2 Classic Tv Shows hit DVD, Anderson sequel crazy, and horror takes over the box office and gets the WB believing in the power of the son, the father and the holy check book!

    After a very successful run at Horrorfind with a solid audiance reaction, Malevolence will be opening theatrically on Friday, September 3rd at National Amusements Island 16, Holtsville NY (Suffolk, Long Island) The audiances keep loving the movie and seeing as how I saw it first hand, I know the hype behind it isn't bull. If you are in the area, this is a must see, definetly check it out and see why people (including myself) are loving it. Hell, even if you're not in the area, come on down to see it. Believe me, it's worth it. The audiance reaction from Huntsville Maryland at the Horrorfind convention are now posted on the official website "Http://www.malevolencemovie.com" in the Latest News Section...be sure to check out both audiance reactions from not only Maryland, but also Worcestor Ma. I will keep you all posted as to any new news I find out.  

    For everyone who was bummed out about the release of the 1 disc version of Dawn of the Dead a few months back, fear not. Anchor Bay hasn't let horror fans down as of yet, and they don't intend to any time soon. I have just gotten word from Anchor Bay about there new 4-disc, ULTIMATE edition to George A. Romero's classic, Dawn of the Dead. Let me tell you...the wait was worth it. Not only does it contain 3 versions of the film including the long sought after European version, but also contains 13 hours of extras!!! We are talking brand new interviews, three separate commentaries, behind-the-scenes footage, commercials and location tours. Oh but it gets better my friends! It also includes 2 documentaries and shit loads more! 

    The first disc is the U.S. Theatrical Version of the movie containing audio commentary with George A. Romero, Tom Savini and Chris Romero, theatrical trailers, Tv and Radio spots, and a comic book preview. It also sports a nice 5.1 DTS surround sound, 5.1 Surround sound, 2.0 Surround, Original mono soundtrack, and closed captions. Disc 2 is the extended version, which contains commentary by Richard P. Rubenstien, mall commercial, behind the scenes photo gallery, Memorabilia gallery and production stills. The 3rd disc is the European version of the film, featuring commentary with Actors David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger and Gaylen Ross, international theatrical trailers, U.K. TV spots, international lobby card gallery, international poster and advertising gallery, international press book gallery, U.S. and International home video and soundtrack artwork and a Dario Argento bio. This version will also sport a nice 5.1 Dolby Digital soundtrack.

    The 4th disc will contain documentaries such as Roy Frumkes’ “Document of the Dead” - The original documentary filmed during the making of Dawn Of The Dead by Filmmaker Roy Frumkes, “The Dead Will Walk” - An all-new documentary featuring interviews with cast and crew members Claudio Argento, Dario Argento, Pat Buba, Tony Buba, Zilla Clinton, David Crawford, David Early, David Emge, Ken Foree, Michaelo Gornick, John Harrison, Clayton Hill, Sharon Ceccatti-Hill, Jim Krut, Leonard Lies, Scott H. Reiniger, Chris Romero, George A. Romero, Gaylen Ross, Tom Savini and Claudio Simonetti, On-set home movies with audio commentary from Zombie Extra Robert Langer and finally, Monroeville Mall tour with Writer/Director George A. Romero. The 4-disc ultimate edition invades stores on September 7th, and should cost about $49.99 which I think is very reasonable for all this. I mean shit, your getting 3 versions of the film, documentaries, interviews, everything you could ever want aside from having Tom Savini invite you to dinner! Be sure to pick it  up when it hits stores. Or just enter the contest on the site and maybe you could win a free copy of it! Click here to enter!

    For those of us who can't get enough of those tv box sets, Universal is releasing two awesome shows on DVD. First off, we have the complete first season of "The Munsters" which includes 38 Episodes on 3 double sided discs plus the never before seen pilot episode used to pitch the show to the studio. That means well over 16 hours of Munster goodness. On 1313 Mockingbird Lane live the Munsters , a family that happens to look like monsters. A decent and loving family, they can’t understand why the outside world reacts to them with shock and horror. This one of a kind comedy show featuring America's first family of fright is yours to own on August 24th. Be sure to make your favorite "Munsters" part of your home! Also makes the perfect gift for Halloween!

    The second TV box set is the complete first season of NIGHT GALLERY featuring everyone's favorite host, "Rod Serling". Containing 20 episodes also featuring the original pilot movie, this box set has enough scares, frights, and spine-tingling episodes to last you a life time with over 8 hours of shows. Night Gallery has thrilling stories adapted from such legendary writers as H.P. Lovecraft and Conrad Aiken starring Hollywood greats such as Diane Keaton, Joan Crawford and Roddy McDowall, and directed by cinematic masters like Steven Spielberg!!! It also includes bonus episodes from the NIGHT GALLERY series featuring the series' biggest guest stars: Sally Field, Vincent Price, Lindsey Wagner, Carl Reiner and MORE!!! What else could you possibly want!? You can take home this classic horror show on August 24th as well. Be sure to pick up your copy!

    Paul Anderson, many have strong feelings against him, many say he messed up the Resident Evil series as well as AVP (Can't really disagree with AVP) other people, like myself, go into his movies expecting to be JUST entertained and get just that with films like Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon. With Resident Evil 2: Apocolypse coming out on September 17th with Anderson only producing and writing, Paul has already begun talking about Resident Evil 3. Yeah, he is so gung ho on this series that he wants to keep cranking them out left and right. Anderson said this about it to Sci-Fi Wire "It would be a franchise I would want to stay very much in control of and very involved in, there's a broad range of stories to tell, a very wide Resident Evil universe, so there are a lot of potential stories that we could do that would be tied in to the video game." I for one loved the first Resident Evil movie and I don't care what other people say, I still loved it. I look forward to seeing the second installment (hopefully it won't follow the trend of previous movies I was hyped on seeing and turning out to be pure shit) and am interested in seeing what else Paul has in store for us with the series. He let me down with AVP but supposedly the studio dipped its grubby hands into the final cut, slicing and dicing it down to PG-13 which really pissed Paul off. He says that there will be a director's cut with all the gore put back in on DVD so...we shall see. I still have faith that he will pull through for I can't let one movie decide how I think about his whole career (Mortal Kombat kicked ass! Fuck all who oppose!) so I will keep you updated on that.

    Finally (yes, this is one long ass news update!) this weekend, the box office is over run by horror (FINALLY!!! OUR DAY HAS COME!!) but sadly, its not the money maker it should be. This weekend, Exorcist: The Beginning possessed the number one spot taking in 18.2 Million, second place goes to Without a Paddle which took in 13.7 Million, then Princess Diaries 2 (bet you never thought you would see that title on this site huh?) took in 13.2 million dollars. Alien Vs. Predator got it's ass whooped back to the 4th spot taking in 12.5 million dollars, bringing its total intake up to a cool 63.1 million. Lions Gate's sent Open Water into wide release and got it the number 5 spot taking in 11.8 million bring its total from the limited release up to 14.8 million. Not bad seeing as how the film cost 320,000 to make and only 2.5 million to be bought by Lions Gate Films. 6 goes to Collateral with 10.5 million 7 goes to Bourne Supremacy taking in 6.6 million, don't cry for them, that measly 6.6 million brought its total intake to 151 million so...no tears. 8 spot goes to Manchurian Candidate with 4.2 million, The Village hanging in there with the 9th spot bringing in 3.68 million, bringing its total to 107 million, and finally, the 10 spot goes to Garden State with 3.2 Million dollars. There you have it folks, horror has taken over the box office but if you ask me...it is a lame take over with the top selling film being 18.2 million dollars...Oh well...Anacondas opens next weekend...maybe that will make some cash...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ohhh mercy I kill myself sometimes.

    LAND OF THE DEAD gets first named actor, and Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash more realistic then once thought and news on SAW

    For those of you who have been wondering who is going to be in the 4th installment of the Night of the living dead series...well wonder no more. Dennis Hopper has been signed on to star in the long awaited installment to the legendary trilogy. Yes folks, it should be interesting seeing him starring in the latest installment. Wonder if he will be weilding 2 chainsaws like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Nah...that would be dumb. Anyway...there you have it. I will keep you updated as to who will be joining and whats what with it.

    Ok, now rumors have been flying all over the place about the new Freddy Vs Jason sequel and the new character that would be joining. Most people called bullshit on the whole idea of Ash from the Evil Dead series being a part of it and even Bruce Campbell himself said it was a rumor. Now all of a sudden, Bloody-Disgusting.com has acquired a script for the new sequel, and it is in fact containing Ash. Word is that New Line is in serious talks with Sam Raimi to get the rights to the Ash character, he will NOT be directing though. Quite obvious why he won't be, Spiderman 3 needs to be made. Now, during an interview with Sci-fi.com Robert Englund was asked about this, he had this to say 

    "The premise is that if Freddy gets his hand on the necronomicon, he can return to life, as an immortal superbeing to seek revenge on Jason. Meanwhile, Freddy has to posses sleeping kids to try to kill Jason, but Jason just annihilates them. The parents of Elm Street view this as Jason murdering kids, so they hire a few supernatural being hunters to kill Jason. They top the team with Ash, who needs the money to fund his trip to destroy the book of the dead. Freddy realizes Ash has the Necronomicon in his dreams, so he has to get into Ash's mind. So that interlocks the battle. Hope they finish soon, I'm looking forward to working with Bruce (Campbell) and Ken (Kerzinger)."

    Sounds rather interesting if it comes to...but don't get your hopes up kiddies. Reported on Bruce Campbell's website is this "Jason vs Freddy vs. Ash? Thats the rumor floating around this pile of clutter we call the internet. My advice, don't hold your breath. Chances are, we'll be seeing Joanie Loves Chachi Loves Ash first. In other words, nothing to report on our end."

    So now comes the true question...which fucking rumor is true!?!? Would it be bad ass if Ash were put into the film? Hell yes! But the thing is, will they, and will it be the kind of thing that is worth it, I don't want to get all hyped up to see Ash on the big screen again only to see him be knocked off in the first 10 minutes (Maniac Cop 2) but it will be bad ass to see him duking it out against these 2 bad guys. I am hoping it comes true and it goes to the full extent, granted most people will have no clue as to who Ash is but they are idiots anyway so who cares. If this all falls through though, don't worry, they will have another script pitting Freddy and Jason up against each other and possibly another horror icon. We shall keep our fingers crossed and chainsaws oiled. 

    Finally, there has been much buzz on the new film SAW (pun intended) and I know that with the posters looking as bad ass as they are, and the word behind it being good, I have been long awaiting it's release. Well, we may in fact have to wait a little bit longer before we can see SAW cut its way into theatres. Not that much, only by a week, Lions Gate Films has pushed it back from October 1st, to October 8th so it will be an extra week before we can see it unleashed upon us. Hey, it could be worse, it could have been pushed back to October 8th 2005! With a dead body laying between them, SAW is about two men who wake up in a secure lair of a serial killer who's been nicknamed "Jigsaw" by the police because of his unusual calling card. Be sure to check it out! 

    New way to watch movies online, Scuba Industry panicing over Open Water, TCM gets a prequel

    Finally there is a way to download movies and have it be LEGAL. Yes, legal, it's called CinemaNow, a legal movie download site. CinemaNow has thousands of titles from every genre out there available for a download for a monthy subscription fee. Right now they are offering a 7 day trial for free, completely risk free. So hurry up before the offer expires! I have check it out and let me tell you, its worth it, I mean, its got some very hard to find films that haven't had the luck to be re-released on DVD yet and they are in pretty good condition. Check it out here.

    I read that the scuba industry is getting worried that the new Lions Gate film, Open Water, which opened in select theatres last Friday and opens everywhere August 20th, for they fear that people will run from scuba diving, the way they ran from beaches when the original Jaws came out. The film has been getting rave reviews and is said to be scary as hell. The low budget independant film is based on a true story and is said to deliver the goods and is being predicted as the sleeper hit of the summer. I will keep you updated. But on the plus side, the final poster was in and I still like the original one better, shown to the right.

    Finally, TCM remake is not yet done taunting us, oh no, now they continue to torment with the news of a prequel to the remake. Word is that it is going to be about the 34 or some odd murders you didn't get to see happen in the TCM film.The only person signed on so far is Andrew Byrniarski, yes, he is reprising his role as Leatherface and is the first person to reprise the role of Leatherface. Well, at least its not another remake...::sigh:: I will keep you posted

     

    July...

    Malevolence goes to Horrorfind, DVD release of DUEL, More British Horror rises from the Dead, Sequel news for 2 Long Forgotten Slashers, and can't wait for RE 2? Play online!

    I have seen the future of horror, and now you can to. Malevolence is going to be showing at this years HORRORFIND convention on August 13th-15th in Hunt Valley Maryland. It will be screening at midnight, Friday the 13th. It is a must see for any horror fan, but not only is Malevolence playing there, but the director, Stevan Mena, and star Brandon Johnson and possibly Jay, who plays the killer, but it has an all star line up, Jeffrey Combs, Adrienne Barbeau, Kane Hodder, but also, George Romero, Ken Foree, David Emge, Scott Reiniger, Tom Savini, Gaylen Ross (yes, the Dawn of the Dead cast) Bill Mosely, Sid Haig, Barbara Crampton and many many many more! To see the rest of the line up and/or purchase tickets, go to "www.horrorfind.com" Also, you should check out the new trailer for MALEVOLENCE (I'm also in it, the guy with the Boston Red Sox hat and black polo) and check out the audiance reaction! Click Here  and check out MALEVOLENCE website as well. I'll keep you updated as I get the news.

    Next comes the classic thriller about a traveling sales man waging a battle for survival against a 40-ton truck that picked him out of everyone else on the road. Duel is Stephen Spielburg's first full length feature film and is a classic in my eyes, I used to watch this classic on TV all the time and can't wait to see it on DVD. DUEL comes crashing onto shelves August 17th with a DVD packed with some decent features. Extra Features include a conversation with director Stephen Spielburg,  Stephen Spielburg and the Small Screen, Richard Matheson: The Writing of Duel, Photograph and Poster Gallery, Trailer, Cast and Filmmaker bio, and Production Notes. Not to shabby and best of all, its a forgotten gem that I know I can't wait to own on DVD. Be sure to grab DUEL when it slams into stores August 17th. Check out the cool commercial for the DVD here "http://www.duelcommercial.com

    The newest horror film to deal with zombies is a film called "Shaun of the Dead" and it's coming our way very soon. A box office hit in the U.K., the movie follows the hilarious adventures of underachiever Shaun and his best friend Ed as they cope with the Zombie Day invasion of North London and attempt to save/rescue Shaun's girlfriend Liz. Sound funny enough? Well I watched the trailer it looks like a cross between Office Space and Dawn of the Dead which...can't be a bad thing cause both are great films. Click here for the trailer   Check it out and be sure you are checking out Shaun of the dead when it invades theatres here in the states September 24th. For more, check out Shaun of the Dead's online community at "http://www.shaunsquad.com"

    Now for some strange reason, we have 2 sequels being made to 2 80's horror films. My question is, WHY? I mean, yes, it will be cool to finally see a SEQUEL to a old horror film instead of a remake but what possessed them to do this now? Whatever, it's to bad they didn't decide to make a sequel to BLACK CHRISTMAS instead of remaking it. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine is finally getting a sequel after all of these years. Yes the one about the miner or something I forget. I reviewed it I think and yet, I can't remember what the hell it was about...good job Marcus! But supposedly there will be the "lost" footage from the first implemented into the sequel. See, the film couldn't get these scenes put into it and keep it's R rating (either that, or Paramount just didn't feel like putting the effort into adding the scenes) Whatever the case may be, they will be put into the film via a flash back possibly. No plot elements yet but I will keep you updated.

    The other film to get a sequel is a film that had the most bizarre deaths (or so it thought) to ever be caught on film. Yes folks, Happy Birthday to Me is also getting its day in the sun and finally getting a part 2. My question is...why? I mean, I liked Happy Birthday to Me don't get me wrong, but you need to ask yourself....does it REALLY need a part 2? But this sequel has a plot, kinda, it is going to focus on the teenage daughter of the killer from the first film. Once again...WHY is this needed and why not just do a completely seperate film? The reason I am so worried about this is because after having survived the last 80's film to get a sequel in the new millenium *cough*Hitcher*cough* one can only believe these two will amount to the same. But we have the original producers of both films, John Dunning and Andre Link. working on these projects, so all may not be lost. Who knows...I will keep ya posted.

    And last but most certainly not least, we come to Resident Evil. I myself can not wait to see RE 2: Apocolypse for I loved the first one. But its not coming out for a while so don't worry. There is something to keep us at bay in the meantime. No! I am not talking about buying another version of Resident Evil, I am talking about the newest Resident Evil game, Resident Evil: Outbreak. You can control up to 8 seperate characters each with there own stories to tell. 

    The setting has changed to Raccoon City where terror fills the streets as its citizens try to escape the devastating biological weapon that turns all living creatures into flesh-eating zombies. Soon only a few desperate survivors remain uninfected and they must find a way out of the city before the government takes the only option left and quarantines the entire area. Permanently. Re: Outbreak is coming out on PS2 this September which kicks major ass! I can't wait to try it out myself, I have been a fan of the series with the games (only reason I own a Gamecube is cause of Resident Evil)  So while waiting for the big sequel, sustain your thirst for blood with Resident Evil: Outbreak.

    June...

    Anchor Bay unleashes MALEVOLENCE, Ghost In The Shell 2 gets a trailer, and your favorite monsters go HD!

    For those of you who have yet to hear about Malevolence, let me tell you, it's a new horror film for horror fans. From the sounds of it, Malevolence could very well be the horror film we have been waiting for and with the film winning awards its got me extremely excited. I am highly anticipating this film to be the next big thing. So what is it about you may ask?

    Created as the middle section of a three-part trilogy, Malevolence takes place ten years after the unspeakable crimes of a deranged madman. When a bungled bank robbery intersects with inhabitants of the Pennsylvania farm country, a raw and edgy descent into terrifying madness unfolds.

    Malevolence premieres July 31st in select theatres, one of which, I will be attending the premiere and interviewing the films director , Steven Mena. It's premiering at the Bijou Theatre in Worcester Massachutes, Saturday, July 31st at 11 P.M. For more info on MALEVOLENCE, go to "www.malevolencemovie.com" where they have an AWESOME website. I will have full coverage of the premiere and film when I get back. Also, check out the creepy trailer for the film "http://tiimes.com/malevolence/mtrailer430.asx "

    As I reported before on Ghost in the Shell 2, DreamsWorks has sent me the trailer for the movie and it's looking good. Never before seen clips from "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" will be shown to Otakon Attendees this Friday, July 30th, between  11:30 am and 12:30 pm. Footage of "GITS2" will be shown throughout the 3-day convention at the DreamWorks booth. Be sure to check it out. But for those of you who aren't in the area of Otakon, you can watch the trailer for the film here.

    For our next news update, we have the new horror channel, Monsters HD, the first and only all-monster movie channel in high-definition launches the "It's Alive! Monsters HD Sweepstakes" on Tuesday, June 29. Monster's HD is one of VOOM HD Originals, 21 HD channels available exclusively on VOOM, the first comprehensive high-definition satellite television service which offers over 35 HD channels.

    So why enter this contest you ask? I'll tell you why! You can enter to win a grand prize package of: a state-of-the-art HD TV; one year subscription to VOOM satellite television service; and a complete set of limited edition Arkoff Monster figurines. The sweepstakes will run through September 15, 2004. In addition to the randomly selected grand prize winner, five 1st place winneers will recieve a limited edition set of Arkoff Monster Figurines, 12 inch high figures depicting the Colossal Beast, The She Creature, and The 3-Eyed Mutant and 50 entrants will a full set of printed collectible Monsters HD cards depicting all the horrific monsters found on the channel. The website to enter the sweepstakes is www.monstershd.voom.com.. If that doesn't get you to join, then I don't know what the hell will!

    DreamWorks sends us into the future with GHOST IN THE SHELL 2, Exclusive Sneak Peek at the fight of the summer, and Resident Evil 2 poster and trailer

    For those of you who haven't heard of the original Ghost in the Shell, it was an anime that got great critical praise and was rather interesting. But now DreamWorks is releasing the long awaited sequel to GITS, Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence had its premiere a the 29th of June but is being released unto DVD in September.

    Ghost in the Shell 2 is the story of a solitary cyborg who desperately wants to hold on to what’s left of his humanity in a world where the worth of the human soul is fading almost into obscurity.

    So check it out when it hits DVD and be sure to pick up the original if you haven't seen it already. The sequel comes out September 17th on DVD so check it out.

    Now to the big fight we have all been waiting for, last summer it was Freddy Vs. Jason...this summer...it will be...Alien Vs. Predator! Yes folks not only is the website up, the trailer (which is pretty bad ass) out, the poster in theatres (which is neh) but now, exclusive to IFILM is a sneak peek at the film. Heres the link...enjoy. it's the story about scientists investigating an ancient pyramid in Antarctica discover Alien and Predator in a death match! Based on the comic-book battle of the super-nemeses. Alien Vs. Predator comes out in theatres this August.

    And finally, Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse, now gives us the first trailer that actually SHOWS stuff instead of the very cool teaser trailer. The trailer gives us a look at the Nemesis as well and he is looking pretty damn bad ass. I am hoping that this one doesn't go the way of MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION which it very well could. Both take after the 3rd game and completely skip the second. Only thing I'm not liking is the fact that now, Alice, is SUPER HUMAN, you will see what I mean in the trailer but I'm thinking that could make this film really gay or it could be actually a decent idea. But leaning more towards the crap side. Milla Jovovich is looking extremely hot as usual and I love how they are also putting in Jill Valentine. Also, let's pray the studio doesn't decide to fuck it up and make it PG-13 cause seriously...I am looking to see the Nemesis rip the shit out of people. That is where my money is going and if I don't see that....hell to pay! Click here for the theatrical trailer

    May...

    Lions Gate unleashes more overseas horror, Alien Vs. Predator gets a poster and Moore gets more threats 

    Lions Gate Films will be unleashing the terrorfying asian film made by the creators of RINGU...Ju-on: The Grudge. I haven't seen this film yet, but I must say, from looking over the stills...this films looks like it will be scary as all hell. I can't wait to see this one! Whats it about you ask?

    It looks like a normal, everyday house, but the atmosphere about it is anything but. Something happened here once... no, even now there is a terror here, born of a spirit that possesses this place. The various supernatural experiences undergone by the different owners of the house, unaware of the horrible events that have taken place here, mingle across time, and the true form of the terrifying, invisible "Ju-On" that nests in this house becomes clear...

    I have yet to see it but let me tell you, from the stills I am looking at and from what I have heard, I can't wait to sink my teeth into this puppy! It looks like it will be terrorfyingly good.

    Thats right folks, the new AVP finally has a poster but does it live up to that of the last VS poster? Freddy Vs. Jason? Not really. In fact, it kind of looks...they just cut the top of a fan boy's art picture and put it on the poster. Plus, where the fuck is the Predator?! Anyway, you can judge for yourself, I guess the old saying holds true to this, don't judge a book by its cover, or in this case, a movie by its poster. AVP, directed by Paul "Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil" Anderson, has one mean ass trailer and is looking like it could be well worth the wait! You be the judge, let me know what you think cause I am drawn between pure shit....and mildy entertaining.

    Just having seen the contraversal film "Fahrenheit 9/11" I was eager to hear how some of the people took to the movie. Well, apparently people are either anti-bush and going full speed ahead with the damnation of him, or they are anti-moore and are full speed ahead with the booting him out of the country and want to kill him. Yes thats right, Michael Moore has been receiving death threats due to his film. How was the movie you ask? Very interesting, what are my views on it? I don't feel like getting political on the site so yeah. The movie proves some very good points and made me laugh a few times. But seriously, the one thing you have to admit about him, regardless of how you feel about his movie or his views, you have to admit he has got a lot of guts and balls of steel. You have to give him that. 

    Van Helsing Hits DVD, Club Dread comes to you, and a reject rejects Devil's Rejects. Also more people fill the house!

    Seeing as how Van Helsing has hit it big (51 Million worth of big and another 50 million over seas) the release of an animated series isn't anything to be shocked about. On May 11th, Van Helsing: The London Assignment hits shelves and it is worth the watch. On the winding and fog-enshrouded streets of London, the sinister being only known as Mr. Hyde, terrorizes the city in a haunting spree of mayhem and murder. With the populace in a panic, the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing arrives in London on a mission to track down and capture the elusive Mr. Hyde.

    Thats the story line to it, and best part of it is, Hugh Jackman lended his voice to the cartoon. The DVD will contain Van Helsing: Behind the Screams, a documentary on the world of Van Helsing, The Making of the Van Helsing Game, Animatic to Animation showcasing how they transformed scenes from the movie into the cartoon, and an interview with Hugh Jackman. Definetly worth the checking out. 

     

    Club Dread is the newest film from Broken Lizard, yes, the geniuses who brought us SUPERTROOPERS (Car RamRod!!! CHICKEN FUCKER) and it hits DVD May 25th. This hilarious new horror film pays homage to the classics yet also doubles as a great mystery the bikini-clad vacationers and screwball resort crew are up to their necks in sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll when bodies start turning up, and everyone must stay together if they want to stay alive. Starring Bill Paxton as Coconut Pete, sexy Britney Daniel (Joe Dirt) and the entire Broken Lizard comedy team.

        Basic storyline, but what a good movie it is. I have seen it and let me tell you, it's worth the watch. It comes out May 25th so make sure you pick up yourself a copy. And your friends, and your family. The DVD contains funny commentary by the BROKEN LIZARD team and let me tell you, they are just as funny on commentary as they are in the movie. Check it out!!!

     

    Ok Folks...now...even if "The Devil's Rejects" has a bad script (which I highly doubt) the star power behind it will make this the greatest B-horror movie of all time. Added to the roster is P.J."Halloween" Soles as a mother who gets carjacked by the looney family, Steve "Ed Gein" Railsback who plays Sheriff Wydell's brother, William "Once Upon a Time in America" Forsythe has accepted the role Sheriff John Wydell, brother of slain Sheriff Wydell played by Tom Towles,  Danny "Once upon a time in New Mexico" Trejo as the hunter Rondo hired by Wydell's brother to hunt down the Firefly Clan, Natasha Lyonne will be playing a prostitute named Candy who is working under Charlie Altamont (Ken Foree's character) who becomes the eye candy for Otis (Bill Mosely)Tyler Mane will be replacing Robert Mukes as Rufus Jr. Also on the sadder side, according to Karen Black's website, she will not be returning as Mother Firefly either. Which really sucks ass. You lose some but we gain some, can they really make it without the presence of Karen Black?  For you Army of Darkness lovers, production designer Anthony Trembly who worked on AOD has joined the crew as well. Only one way to find out. "Devil's Reject's" script is finished and from the sounds of it, it sounds like one hell of a film. This horror fan can't fucking wait for this film to erupt unto the big screen! I shall keep you posted as to who else joins the crew.

     

    April...

    The Dead may walk yet again, 2 beginnings to Exorcist Prequel, and Berryman, Foree and Hodder join the clan

    With the success of "Dawn of the Dead" remake, studios have opened there eyes to the 3rd installment in the "...dead" trilogy. Word is they are in talks for remaking DAY OF THE DEAD and that Robert Rubenstein is reaching deep into his pockets to produce the latest remake. But the real question is, how much closer are we to the 4th Dead film, the one Romero has written and horror fans have been DYING to see. Yeah that one. Only time can tell....

    "The power of Christ compell's you!" And the power of releasing 2 versions of the long awaited prequel to the Exorcist, one in theatres, and one direct to video, has come to pass. Yes, seeing as how the original director got booted, and they basically had to re-do the whole film. The original director has decided to release his version of the movie direct to video the same day that the new version of THE EXORCIST IV: THE BEGINNING hits theaters. Which version is the true version? Fuck if I know, but this can only mean one thing, there WON'T be a part 5 because who the fuck is going to see a movie they can just as easily rent on DVD. Proof enough should be the re-release of the original Exorcist uncut when it tanked at the box office. People just waited it to hit DVD and chances are they will with this. I shall keep you updated.

    And now to the good news, "The Devil's Rejects" or House of 1,000 Corpses 2 has added some B-movie star power behind it even more then it had originally. Not only will Bill Moseley, Karen Black, Sid Haig, Sheri Moon (no shit) and most of the cast and crew from the original, but it will also have The Hills Have Eyes' Michael Berryman, Dawn of the Dead's Ken Foree and Friday the 13th's Kane Hodder. Yes folks, Ken Foree will be playing Captain Spaulding's brother (most be his brother from another mother) and Kane Hodder will be the stunt coordinator on the set and he promises "the most hardcore violent and visceral stunts he's ever put together" One can only hope. Now all we need is Robert Englund, Jeffrey Combs, and Bruce Campbell and we will have the ULTIMATE B HORROR MOVIE!!! Who the fuck needs a script, just having all of these big names on screen is any horror fan's wet dream! 

    March...

    Helloween gets ripped apart and slashed, Close Your Eyes will open your eyes on April 23rd, and Roddy McDowall may be dead, but that sure doesn't stop Charlie Brewster from killing vampires!

    Well, looks like Dimension Films finally realized that having a guy who kills people via butcher knives would not make a good opponent to someone who can have chains come out of the floor. Helloween, originally slated for release this October 31st, has been slashed from the slate and will not be made at all.....for now. A script had been sent in years back that contained the 2 fiends duking it out. It was penned by writer/director Dave Parker, who recently helped write the video game adaptation of House of the Dead (Gee, maybe Dimensions saw the film) Whatever the case, we are safe for now my friends. In the meantime, we can be tortured by the 2 fiends for they both have there own set of sequels coming our way...yeah...makes ya want to run out and buy them doesn't it? Yeah...me neither

    Close Your Eyes is hitting theatres Close Your Eyes is a chilling psychological thriller about the cost of looking to far into the human mind.  Hypotherapist Dr Michael Strother (Visnjic) has a dangerous gift; he gets flashes from the inside of his patients' minds. Whilst trying to help a police detective stop smoking, he sees in her mind an image of a young girl floating below the surface of a stream. He is soon caught up in the detective's pursuit of a ritualistic killer who believes he has found the secret of immortality. Close Your Eyes stars Goran Visjnic (ER) Shirley Henderson (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) Miranda Otto (Lord of the Rings) Paddy Considine (In America) and Corin Redgrave. The film looks extremely good and this horror fan can't wait to delve into the depths of this psychological thriller! 

    And finally, I have heard word about a 3rd Fright Night being released and it is starring William Ragsdale. Now I keep this at the bottom of the news update because it is very likely....it's bullshit. First off, the sequel tanked so bad that it barely can get a decent DVD release. Second, with no big names attached, an no real money to be made, no company that I know of will distribute it. Third, NO RODDY MCDOWALL!!! And as much as I would LOVE to see him back in action, I still think they should leave it be. If it is true...GOD HELP THEM if they make it like the Hitcher 2. I will keep you informned.

    February...

    When there is no more room in hell, the DEAD will rule the box office!!! Also, updates on Seed of Chucky, Ash oils up the saw, Jackson hires Black to kill giant monkey, and House of 1,000 Corpses 2 gets a name!

    Yeah thats alot to swallow. I know it's past the weekend but it's still cool to know that a remake to DAWN OF THE DEAD devoured Gibson's PASSIONS as it infected the theatres making 30 million dollars opening weekend! Nice! Check out the review for DAWN OF THE DEAD here and then GO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE!!! Oh yeah! 

     Now to Seed of Chucky, yes folks, it has finally come to pass and Chucky is back in action again. He is coming back for a 5th outing and it's in pre-production right now. Brad Dourif will return to be the lovely play doll and Jennifer Tilly will come back as well. The story is about Chucky's gender confused son and him bringing him up or something to that effect. Sounds like it will be funny at least.  Can't wait!!!

    Now to the sequel to Freddy Vs. Jason, word is, there is a 20 page script that got passed in at New Line that contains Ash.  Now these rumors have been going over the net and spreading like wildfire.  But this one seems to be legit supposedly...word is they are in talks with Sam Raimi about using the Ash character and the only Sam is going to allow them to use him, is if they fund Evil Dead 4. Sounds like it will be interesting. The quotes I got from my source about the script are this "it's going to be about Ash going back to the cabin to get rid of the Book of the Dead . He reads a passage that is supposed to send it into hell and instead of sending the book into hell....he pulls Freddy and Jason out and now it's up to him to stop them before they take over the world." Now that sounds bad ass!!! If this is true...then it could infact be one of the greatest horror battles of all time!!!! I will keep you updated!!

    As we all know, Peter Jackson has been wanting to do a remake to KING KONG for a while now, and with Lord of the Rings, he now has the power to do whatever the fuck he wants to. So now it's in pre-production and the lead actor will be played by none other then...Jack Black! Yes folks! Jack Black has been signed on board to fight the giant ape opposite Naomi Watts as the film-maker/entrepreneur who captures KONG and brings him to New York. This will be the 2nd remake and he 3rd person to play said character. The first being Robert Armstrong in the original and then Charles Grodin in the 1976 remake. The names were changed but it was the same guy. I have had faith in Jackson and he has yet to let me down, let's hope to see some hobbits get squished in this as well!!!

    And finally, we come to House of 1,000 Corpses 2, which is no longer called that for Rob Zombie has dropped that title because he wants it to be a stand-alone sequel. He has replaced it with the name fans gave the characters, "The Devil's Rejects" and completely dropped the whole "Corpses 2" title. The story goes like this, the firefly clan is on the run, their house has been raided, certain family members are dead, and the cops are looking for them. They keep on going, killing along the way, and then they meet up with another family of psychopaths whose names are Adam Banjo, Bubba, Charlie, Dobson, Gloria Sullivan, Jimmy Cracker, Rondo, Roy Sullivan, Snapper, Wendy Banjo, and Wydell. Nothing on who or what they are doing except for Wydell. He is a religious freak who is also Tom Towles brother from the first film. Oh boy! I can't wait...it's going to have a whole new look, feel, and everything. This will be sweet! I CANT WAIT!!!  

    Bill Paxton is coming to Club Dread and you are all invited!!!

    All right, here's the scoop, a new horror film is coming to town from 20th Century Fox, a horror film/comedy film from the warped minds who brought you Super Troopers, Broken Lizard is back and surrounded by limber, wanton women on a booze-soaked island resort owned by Coconut Pete (Bill Paxton), a rock star has-been. But the non-stop party takes a turn for the weird when dead bodies start turning up faster than you could drink a rum punch. But Coconut Pete wouldn't dream of bumming out his guests. So, while the resort-goers tan, guzzle and get their groove on, the staff frantically attempts to figure out who is stalking them.

    The plot alone is reason enough to go, it hits theatres February 27th and you should all make sure you charter a voyage to this club. “I’ve been to some of these resorts before and you realize that they are literally designed to get as many people laid as possible and they disguise the entire day around that." Said  Steve Lemme, one of the members of BROKEN LIZARD, the quintet that created this movie, who plays the seemingly suave Juan Castillo: "You have all kinds of activities and games at these place but they’re all about one thing. So the fun part of CLUB DREAD is that everybody’s trying to keep this get-laid attitude going while also trying to figure out who’s killing people on the island.”

    There you have it folks, this is one film that is a must see, one that I know I will be seeing and one that you should be seeing as well!!!  This looks like it could really become one for the history books, I mean, you have partying, boozing, tons of big breasted babes, murder mystery, tons of big breasted babes, horror, and most importantly...tons of BIG BREASTED BABES!!!!Whats NOT to like!? I don't know about you, but Supertroopers was a pleasant surprise of hilarious off the wall humor! This has a lot of potential!!! So in the words of Coconut Pete “Have a good time all the time . . . always eat the worm.”

    Samwise Gamgee first took on a giant spider, now he takes on 4 other kinds of CGI characters....plus another sequel to a series long forgotten?

    Since most of you are probably saying...what the hell is he talking about? Hold your horses...No...there will not be a film following the adventures of Samwise Gamgee...sorry. But Sean Astin, the actor who played him has decided to make his directorial debut with a long awaited comic book adaptation...yes thats right. He has decided to take on the "Fantastic Four" movie, but he has to compete with the likes of Steven "Traffic, Ocean's Eleven" Soderbergh with George Clooney (a personal favorite of Steven's) as the lead role Reed Richards. Astin says ""I'm a friend of George Clooney too. I think he would make a perfect Reed." Like hell you say? Well...he is under consideration...Astin adds "Yes. I'm in the running to direct this $100 million to $130 million movie which the studio wants to release in 2004. I've got a meeting scheduled but I can't talk about it yet." Hmmm George Clooney in a comic book movie? Let's just hope its not a repeat of the infamous "Batman and Robin" or else it won't just be Reed Richards who will be able to stretch. (I know...it makes no sense...shut up)

    And in other news, you all may remember a film a while back in 1995 that gave us our first glimpse...at Natasha Henstridge...and what a glimpse that was!!!! Followed by a much lesser sequel in 1998, we all thought "Species" had it's run and was done. Well....we guessed wrong. Casting calls have been sent out for a "Species 3" looking for new blood for the lovely "Sil" to find, and fuck the ever loving shit out of. Not much is known about the sequel, whether it will be DTV or a theatrical release is yet to be announced. From the sounds of it, I doubt Natasha will be returning for a 3rd outing I am afraid...to be quite honest, if they were going to make a sequel to it, why not do it a while back....like...when people actually cared about Species and horny young teenagers convinced there parents it was a movie about evolution and not some hot blond bombshell looking for a mate on earth to have hot passionate sex with so it could give birth to a baby. (Yeah....didn't work for me either) I will keep you posted as I get the news folks!!!!

    January...

    Dawn of the Dead, Prom Night, Resident Evil 2, and TREMORS 4 pictures and DVD details!!!

    Seeing as how a lot has happened since happened since December 16th, I decided to pack you with updates, first off...Dawn of the Dead, many of you may have already seen the trailer that has found it's way onto the net. Or maybe you saw it in one of the theatres. Sad to say, it actually LOOKS somewhat decent...I know...I just scrubbed my hands with turpentine after typing that...but it does! Needless to say, a poster has also found it's way onto the net. And once again...(damn this scrubbing hurts!!!) the poster looks bad ass!!! Could this be a sign that this movie might not suck 18 ways from Sunday? Don't think I will give it any slack either...it is STILL a remake of the classic so...don't hold your breath folks. 

    Now onto the remake news...yes folks...we have MORE remakes to report for you. Don't  you just love how now, almost every NEW horror movie that is reported is either a lame ass sequel or a fucking remake of a film that made some kind of money? I want to know what happens when they run out of movies to remake! Anyway, talks are underway for a remake of the original PROM NIGHT starring Jamie Lee Curtis (Damn Jamie Kennedy for mentioning it in Scream!!!) and like the TCM remake...this will not be a REMAKE remake...it's a "re-imaging" of it which will mean, it's a part 5 but they will just call it a remake. ::sigh:: Can't wait ::rolls eyes:: 

    Some good news is that of Resident Evil 2: Apocolypse, which has pics appearing all over the net! Now, I am not sure about you people, but I for one loved the original Resident Evil movie, I have  been a fan of the games for a long time and felt Paul Anderson did a great job at capturing the feel of the games. Well the sequel has finished filming in Toronto and a release date is soon to follow (I hope) But in the meantime...we can wet our whistles on these pics...it shows Jill Valentine to the left of me and of course, Milla is back and still looking hot as all hell! Also in this installment is Carlos, along with the Nemesis (of which I am SURE you all know of) This installment is supposed to take place during Resident Evil 3: Nemesis and has Milla's character meeting up with the video game characters. People were all pissed off cause they didn't have any characters from the game in the original movie but whatever. I have high hopes for this film and I am hoping it doesn't disappoint. We'll see....

    Now to Tremors 4...yes folks, after 3 movies, and a tv series, Universal is now giving us "Tremors 4" which is actually a prequel to the original movie. Michael Gross returns to the series as Hiram Gummer, the great-grandfather to Tremor's Burt Gummer, who must ride the remote mining town of Rejection, Nevada from an unseen predator. Bonus features include Special Effects Featurette: The Graboids Strike, a behind-the-scenes look, commentary with director S.S. Wilson, miniature, deleted scenes and a gag reel. The DVD was released January 2nd and it's filled with extra's to make the avid fans mouths water with delight. I for one know that I am going to be checking it  out the instant I find it. You should to!

        There you have it....I filled you with news and now that I am back it only gets better from here....keep checking back!!!

    December

    The Creeper creeps onto DVD December 23rd, he knows who he is killing, and you can know what he is offering!

    Thats right! I got an email from the good folks at MGM and they have sent me a press release for Jeepers Creepers 2. So what can you expect out of this DVD? Here is what, We get Deleted Scenes and moments, audio commentary from the cast and director Victor Salva, Creeper Commentary by Jonathan Breck, Brad Parker, and Brian Penikas, "A Day In Hell" Behind-The-Scenes Documentary, "Lights Camera Creeper" Featurette, Creepers Creation Featurette, "Digital Effects by the Orphanage" Featurette, “Creeper Composer” Featurette, “The Creeper’s Lair” and “Ventriloquist Creeper” Storyboard Rendition of Scenes Not Filmed, Two Photo Galleries, and a Theatrical Trailer! ::phew:: All that is crammed into one DVD! MGM always does put alot of good features into there DVD's and this one is no exception. So check it out on December 23rd....and pray that you aren't his next meal!

    First it was the night, now some big shot has gone into the dawn and we have pics!!!

    What you see before you is not pictures from Resident Evil: Apocolyspe, instead it is from the remake to George A. Romero's classic horror film, "Dawn of the Dead" The trailer could be seen before Gothika and it doesn't look that bad, but for a remake to a classic....need I remind you what happened with TCM remake where they basically went for brainless plot and bouncing tits. This looks like it might be heading in the right direction but who knows? I mean, the original was a classic and you can't beat the classic but if Tom Savini has a cameo....it can't be all that bad. 

     

    Also, Dawn has been rated R for "Zombie Violence and more" and let's hope, and pray, it's the kind of "zombie violence" that we saw in the original. It is set to be released March 2004, and I am hoping I get lots of limbs flying every which way, and of course, one of my favs, DECAPITATION BY HELICOPTER!!! We will keep you updated! 

    THe fever is still catching on, the cotton candy machine starts again, plus the seed gets planted.

    Thats right folks, word is that the fever is coming back! Cabin Fever 2 is in the works supposedly. RUmor has it that they are planning on making the sequel very soon. BUt for us who can't wait, the DVD comes out January 20th...

        Killer KLowns was made back in the 80's and now the long awaited sequel looks like it will become reality. After the Chido brothers went in to talk with MGM about the sequel, word is things were looking very good for the film, they had a second meeting which can only mean they are interested...lets hope!!!

        And finally, after all these years, the doll is back. Universal finally got its shit together and decided to give the go ahead with "Seed of Chucky" the 5th installment in the Child's Play franchise. Word is Jennifer TIlly will be returning and this time...Chuck will become the abusive father we all know he can be!

    Helloween on Halloween and more remakes confirmed...

    Not this halloween folks, next Halloween, Dimension films has said to be releasing "Helloween" there answer to Freddy Vs. Jason. yes and it is scheduled to be released...production I don't think has even started and already they have a release date...yeah...can we say "RUSHED" Project but what else can you expect from Dimensions films?

        How about another remake? Yes they are remaking Amityville Horror and God help them if they try to have Amityville Horror Vs. The Haunting cause I will have to shove my boot all up in there ass if they do! Also on the remake plate, it is confirmed that HOUSE OF WAX will be Dark Castle's latest remake to be released next Halloween. Word is it MAY be in 3-d and let's hope so. Thats all the news for now folks...keep CHECKING BACK!!!!!

    October...

    House of the Dead brings out the worst in people...

    I think that it really does...not only was the movie bad....but it must bring out the hatred and rage in the audiance. This happened opening weekend in the theatre I go to in Randolph. During a showing of House of the Dead, a fellow movie-goer left his cell phone on. It then goes off during the movie...now usually people just mumble or even yell a word and then slouch into there seat. Well not this other movie-goer...he doesn't slouch at all...no...instead he pulls out a knife, turns around and stabs the guy in the foot. I mean can you really blame the guy!? HOTD really seems to bring the worst out in people...and here is the kicker...the showing I went to, was the one RIGHT BEFORE the one where this happened in!!! And I thought those kids next to me were bad...Sheesh! 

    Queen of the Damned fan takes movie to seriously...

    As reported on Creature-Corner.com, a man in England took his love for the movie "Queen of the damned" to far. Allan Menzies, a ex-security officer killed his best friend thomas McKendrick, drank his blood, and ate a portion of his brain! Now when he was caught, he gave this as his reason in his testamony. Allan claims that Queen of the Damned was some sort of inspiration and that Akasha visited him promising eternal life if he carried out the murder. INSPIRATION!?!? SEEN OVER 100 TIMES!?!?!? This guy had to be fucking nuts if he actually re-watched that piece of shit!!! he now stands trial in England and hopefully...will be killed in prison. What a fucking nutcase....I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! 30 TIMES HE SAW IT IN THEATRES!!!! Geez! What is this world COMING TO!?!?!?!?

    The fans say no no, but Dimension Films says yes yes!

    As voted on the halloween website, the fans have spoken and they do not want there white faced baby stalker going up against hell's own needle faced bad guy. Rumor's were floating around that Dimension Films was going to make a film called "HELLOWEEN" which would pit up Hellraiser's Pinhead and Halloween's Michael Myers up in a major brawl as what happened in Freddy Vs. Jason. But turns out the fans don't want these 2 to collide, will Diimension films listen to the fans what, with a whopping 55 percent saying "No"? Only time will tell and I will be the first to let you know!

    THe battle rages on for at least 2 more sequels

    After UNderworld came in at number 1 last weekend, the execs didn't waste anytime in signing the director Les Wiesman and writer on to do 1 sequel, and one prequel. No word as to if Kate will be dawning the tight leather skin suit again but we can all only hope and pray for it. Read the review I posted for UNDERWORLD and also, check out the movie itself for it is alot better then one would expect. I will keep you updated as the news progresses!

    When will the madness stop?

    There comes a time when cocksucking assholes that can't get an original idea go to far....some say it was with the slew of remakes of films like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Thing mini-series remake, or even the rumored "Exorcist". But now they have just gone to fucking far...word is...they are going to remake the greatest Slasher of all time! John Carpenter's Halloween is being remade "RUMORED ONLY" but even still...this is the shit that is being thought up. Dimensions films is trying to get John Carpenter to write and direct an updated version of his classic film for they feel, the youth are deprived of the classic. DEPRIVED!?!?? GO TO THE FUCKING VIDEO STORE AND RENT IT!!!!! I have no sympathy for those idiots to fucking lazy to rent a movie that doesn't have Jennifer love Hewitt or Jamie Kennedy in it...sorry....rent it! Stop the remaking and stop the madness...I am so disgusted I could spit! URGE!!!! 

    September...

    Three's Company star dies along with country legend Johnny Cash

    They say they go in 3's, and they are being proven right yet again. John Ritter, who sky rocketed to stardom and won an emmy with the hit Tv Show "Three's Company" died last night. He had a rip in his aorta and caused sudden death, he was rushed to the hospital while rehearsing at the ABC studio for his show "8 simple Rules for dating my Teenage daughter" he died shortly after with his family beside him. He was only 54 and leaves his wife and sons behind. While the fate of "8 Simple Rules" is unknown at this point, ABC released a statement expressing sorrow over Ritter's death. It did not, however, indicate whether his TV series would continue.

    also, legendary singer Johnny Cash, who peeked with his fame in the 60's and 70's, having just lost his wife 4 short weeks ago, died of Diabetes related illness. He was 71, he had been rushed to the hospital, causing him to miss his award at the MTV Music awards but was released. He was sent back and this time...he didn't make it. Johnny Cash will be greatly missed for he was a legend in the music INdustry.

    The return to filming of "Return to Sleepaway Camp"

    Word is that it's official, that there will be a part 4 to Sleepaway camp and no, it will NOT have Lil' Bow wow. A while back rumors spread like an epidemic that a part 4 was in the works but no offical word was given. Now there is proof that it will happen and that casting begins for it in Pennsylvania. 

        Now, before you start jumping for joy...there is yet again, MORE bad news....what is the worst thing that they could do to this movie? Put in a rapper or maybe a porn star I mean Eve? No. Or maybe its by making it pg-13....well your getting close....what would you say if I told you it was going to be "PG"...yeah cause word is that is the rating they are going for...now I am taking this with a grain of salt cause they also said the TCM remake would be pg-13....and it's rated r. So...I shall keep you posted.

    August...

    Charles Bronson has given his last Death Wish

    I have some sad news for you folks, Last night, Saturday, August 30th, Charles Bronson past away from Pneumonia at age 81. Bronson had been in the hospital for a few weeks now struggling but hanging in there...he was best known for his character Paul Kersey in the film that gave him Marquee treatment at age 51 "Death Wish" He would go on to make 4 more of them, and made over a hundred movies in his career. He was one of my favorite actors, a inspiration to me for I grew up watching him with my Dad by my side, watching him kick the shit out of muggers and scum alike. Charles will be deeply missed by everyone....there will never be another person like him...

    R.I.P. Charles Buchinsky

    November 3rd 1923-August 30th, 2003

    Death and Hell has come to your little town Sheriff...

    With Freddy Vs. Jason topping the box Office 2 weekends in a row and collecting more then 62 million dollars in the process, Dimensions Films has decided to jump on the band wagon. Thats right, Creature-corner.com reports (picture is from there site as well) Dimension's big horror series Halloween and there now Direct to Video series (*of which they can't seem to make a DECENT sequel to ) Hellraiser are in the talks for a match up. "Helloween" will be it's name and it is pitting the 2 icons up against each other. 

        Will it be better then Freddy Vs. Jason? Highly doubtful, it has ALOT to live up. Freddy Vs. Jason was the first to combine 2 recent horror icons in the same film, now all the companies will jump on the band wagon. SO to make Helloween not just some cheesy rip off, they will have lots of work to do.

        But this is a very serious thing, unlike the Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash thing, which is turning out to be a bunch of bullshit, this is very serious and is in fact being made. It was supposed to be made a while back and the idea was brought up to Dimensions as well as the poster art shown above (which I personally think kicks ass) Let's hope Dimensions doesn't just try to make a buck from this and actually makes it FOR the fans...which is not a thing Dimension films tends to due...they tend to lean over to the teenie bopper crowd and say fuck the horror fans that brought the series' to where they are today. Anyway...I shall keep you updated!

    Good, Bad, I',m the guy who's gonna kick Freddy and Jason's ass!

    For those of you who are wondering what that is supposed to mean, it's simple. New Line supposedly has plans on making FvJ into a franchise but the word is...The next one may be...Freddy VS Jason VS Ash! Yeah...Freddy and Jason team up to kick the Zombie ass kickers ass or at least try. This idea is NOT set in stone yet but it is an idea floating around the studio. It's nice to see that they are actually thinking of good Ol' Ash but will Bruce Campbell really be wanting to do this? Will Sam give New Line the ok? Only time can tell but Time is all we have!

    2 more Remakes that are nothing like the originals...*sigh*

    William Castle's cult classic House of wax is being remade but unlike the original chances are leaning towards regular 2d instead of the wonderful world of 3d./The original starred the late Vincent price and also was one of the early films of Charles Bronson who went by the name of Charles Brushinsky at the time.

        Also the Ring 2 has acquired a release date which is November 12th, 2004. Naomi Watts has signed on to do part 2 so thats a plus. But the negative is that word is, they are not following the japanese sequel to "ringu" and yet....are combining parts 2 and 0 in this american version. Now....we all remember the last movie to do that...and it turned out to be Mortal Kombat: Annihilation...so....let's hope they change there minds. I shall keep you informed.</