Congratulations, You have found the secret Chicken page. And hence have found nothing of interest whatsoever. Jesus, do you think I spend time fucking around putting secret sections that only the geeky will find? You sad pathetic loser that should be doing something other than going through my site with a fine toothed comb. But you know what they say. They say you are a sad pathetic loser too. So the vote is Unaminous.

A chicken with a Leg!
A chicken with two legs!
A Chicken with a wing
A Chicken with two wings!
A chicken with a tail!
A chicken with a head!
AAAAAAAAAAAH CHICKEN!!!!!!!