What's My Age Again

I took her out
It was Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time
That she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is A.D.D.

My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

Then later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a pay phone

I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time
That bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is caller ID
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

And that's about the time
She walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

That's about the time
She broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me
I never want to act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

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