Why Don't You Get A Job?

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man, he hates that bitch
He tells me every day

He says, "man, I really
Gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero
Just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay
I won't pay ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

Say no way
Say no way ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money
Well, it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money
Well, it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay
I won't pay ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

Say no way
Say no way ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

Well, I guess it ain't easy
Doing nothing at all, oh yeah
But, hey man, free rides
Just don't come along every day

Let me tell you about
My other friend now

My friend's got a boyfriend
Man, she hates that dick
She tells me every day

He wants more dinero
Just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay
I won't pay ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

Say no way
Say no way ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

I won't give
You no money
You'll always pay
Na na
Why don't you get a job

Say no way
Say no way ah
No way
Na na
Why don't you get a job

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