That Don't Impress Me Much

I've known a few guys
Who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right
Down to an art

You think you're a genius
You drive me up the wall
You're a regular original
A know-it-all 

Oh, oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else 
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much

So you got the brain
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm
In the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy
Who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve
Just in case

And all that extra hold gel
In your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid
It should fall outta place

Oh, oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else 
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much

So you got the looks
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm
In the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Huh uh, yeah yeah

You're one of those guys
Who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes
Before you let me get in

I can't believe
You kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me
You must be jokin', right

Oh, oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else 
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much

So you got the moves
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm
In the middle of the night 

You think you're cool
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm
On the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much 

Okay, so what do you think
You're Elvis or something
Whatever
That don't impress me

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