Since You've Been Gone

Since you've been gone
Well I feel like
I've been chewing on tinfoil

Since you've been gone
It's like I got a
Great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand 
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know I've been in a buttload of pain 
Since you've been gone

(Since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped 
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes

(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting
Tetanus shots every day

Since you've been gone
It's like I got an ice cream headache
That won't go away

Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here

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