Yoda

I met him in a swamp
Down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda

S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt
Sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
And in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda"

Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Well, I've been around
But I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet
But he's wrinkled and green

Oh, my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb
But I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air
Just by raising his hand

Oh, my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Well, I left home
Just a week before
And I've never ever
Been a Jedi before

But Obi Wan
He set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda
And he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind
That would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna
Start all over again

With my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away
From the darker side
And if you start to go astray
Let the Force be your guide"

Oh, my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's
Really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him
Then you'll be unemployed"

Oh, my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends
Really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave
Yoda, I guess

But I know that
I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part
Till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract
That I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies
Till the end of time

With my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda

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