You Don't Love Me Anymore

We've been together for so long
But now things are changing
Oh I wonder what's wrong

Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone
And the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit
Of self-esteem
That time that you made it
With the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends
That I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect
The brakes on my car
That kind of thing
Is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling
You don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas
In my bathtub again

You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin'
Won't you put down that knife

You know, I even think it's kinda
Cute the way
You poison my coffee
Just a little each day

I still remember the way
That you laughed
When you pushed me down
The elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking
What's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer

Sometimes I get to thinking
You don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down
On the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing
But my heart never will

You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs
With an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think I'm ugly
And you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows
While I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch
And left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't
Like you at all
You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me
You don't love me anymore

Oh no no
Got a funny feeling
You don't love me anymore

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