Rex Stininy	Biting satire from the working man's viewpoint.
	Rusty T. Wonderdog	Our canine correspondent who shares life perspectives from a dog's viewpoint.
	The Idiosyncratic Kid	The Kid has a large adjective in front of his name.  Do you know what it means?
	Gary N. Randolph	An avid Guns N' Roses fan from Trailer Park, USA.
	Comic Guy	A wealth of comic knowledge.
	Bob Thompson	Unexplainable.
	Bob the Voodoo god of Small Paychecks	No one working at Toxic Popsicle has ever been paid thanks to Bob.
	Monkey	He's a monkey. He wants a banana. Eek. Eek.

What is this site about?

What you see on this site is a collection of warped ramblings that hopefully have somewhat of a humorous overtone. There are countless humor websites already, and we wanted to throw ours on the pile. Hopefully, we have added a unique perspective on some topics. We try to offer a cleaner mix of humor and insanity here, and we generally stay away from the constant stream of cursing and sexual references that litter most of the humor sites on the Internet. We aren't clean, but we try to keep a small bit of decency.

Who are you people?

The staff of Toxic Popsicle consists of a group of college friends who write under various character names that have distinct personality traits, and in our minds, have taken a life all their own. There is little motive or reason as to why we create some of the characters. We do this for no other reason than that it is fun, and it gives our site a slightly different taste. Some say that it is a bitter taste with just a hint of oregano.

How often do you update?

Only God Himself can fathom the variables that go into one of us actually doing something. The laziness factor can also plague the updates here as well, but we are trying to stick to the schedule. We reserve the right to miss some days or post extra stuff. We also reserve the right to totally ignore the site if real life gets in the way.

Each Monday, look for a new picoday, insanity, comic, and disturbed. You can also look for new articles whenever they get done.

Will you stick to the update schedule?

We tried a constant schedule before and it didn't last very long. But, we're going to try again. Cross your fingers.

What are your plans for this site?

To relieve our boredom and to keep us sane and out of prison. We hoped to purge some inner demons, but we know that will never happen because they are just too great and strong.

How do you support this site?

Drug money and local funding from PBS.

How can I contact someone from the site?

You can email us at toxicpopsicle@hotmail.com. One day, we may have our own individual email addresses, but until then, just email the collective Toxic Popsicle group at the hotmail account and one of us will answer you.

Do you have any graphics I can use when I link my site to Toxic Popsicle?

Yes. Look below. Those are link graphics. You can use them on your site. You could also print them out and spit on it.

- link to Toxic Popsicle

- link to the Business Casual comic

Do you have anything else to tell me?

No. Go away.