Jim Ross: Welcome to the first episode of UFWF Collision! We're live at the AstroDome in Houston, Texas!

J. Jonah Jameson: That's right Jim! After weeks of anticipation, we have finally arrived! We're entering with an impact, too!

Jim Ross: And with that said, you can't help but to wonder what's in store for tonight's episode! I can guarnatee you this: tonight will be one for the record books, folks!

J. Jonah Jameson: I never thought I'd say it, but you're right on that one, Jim!

Jim Ross: Tonight, tournaments will be held to decide who will advance to the finals on the next Collision Episode. I can tell you this: In the World Title qualifying matches, four of the top competitiors in the business today will be competing!

Jim Ross: Speaking of the World Title division, here comes Triple H... Tonight, He will be taking on The Rapid Wolverine, Chris Benoit, in one of the World Title qualifying matches.

J. Jonah Jameson: My pick would have to be the Rapid Wolverine, Chris Benoit.. He is the best technical wrestler in the business today!

Triple H: Finally... The Game has begun! After months of being on the side-lines, I am finally able to get back into the wrestling spotlight. This opportunity is not an ordinary opportunity. This is the maximum opportunity! This is my opportunity to prove that I am the best in this business. This is my opportunity to prove that I am worthy of being the World Champion.. And this is my opportunity to prove that I am that d@@@ good!

Triple H: You see.. Many people doubt that I can defeat the "Rapid Wolverine", Chris Benoit. He claims that he is the best technical wrestler in the business today. He claims that he can prove everyone wrong.. Well, Chris, prove ME wrong...

Jim Ross: Things are looking to be heating up, Jameson!

J. Jonah Jameson: Yes, and I don't think that the heat will go in Triple H's favor.

Chris Benoit: Triple H, I can guarantee that you are not everything that you claim to be. You're not the best in the business... I am the best in this business! I back up what I say.. Learn your history, Triple H.

Triple H: Chris, who do you think you are? I have backed up what I say, and I will do it again.. TONIGHT! I am going to kick your @$$ Chris, believe me..

Jim Ross: Tonight's match between these two will be explosive!

J. Jonah Jameson: The whole night will be explosive! What a way to start off the night!

Jim Ross: Definately! As I said before, tonight will be one for the record books! We have to take a short break.. We'll be back in just a few moments.

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Jim Ross: Welcome back to the Ultimate federation, the UFWF!

J. Jonah Jameson: Yes, We are the Ultimate federation, Jim! We're not an ordinary federation.. We don't feature commentators with a wooden boy, that's for sure..

Jim Ross: And we're getting prepared for our first match, which will be a Hot - Shot Championship qualifying match. Here comes Steve Blackman. He is set to take on Shane McMahon.

J. Jonah Jameson: Steve Blackman is a matial arts expert, but I doubt that he can defeat the lightining fast Shane McMahon.

J. Jonah Jameson: And here comes my pick, Shane McMahon...

Jim Ross: Steve Blackman starts off this Hot - Shot Championship Qualifying match with some stiff shots to the chest of Shane McMahon.

J. Jonah Jameson: I can guarantee you that Shane McMahon will upset Steve Blackman, though...

Jim Ross: Steve Blackman with a Bull-Dog on Shane...

J. Jonah Jameson: Steve Blackman isn't looking very impressive in this match-up so far..

Jim Ross: I don't think that we are watching the same program, Jameson.. From my view, Steve Blackman is in complete control, and he is looking a bit impressive so far.

J. Jonah Jameson: Darn you Jim, I didn't ask for your opinion!

Jim Ross: Sha..

J. Jonah Jameson: Look at that, Jimmy! Perfectly executed Belly-To-Belly Overhead suplex by Shane O' Mac!

Jim Ross: Do not cut me off again, Jameson...

Jim Ross: Shane McMahon went for a Gigantic leap over the top rope, but Steve caught him with a huge knee to the stomach!

J. Jonah Jameson: Pfft..

Jim Ross: Steve Blackman throws Shane directly over the Top Rope...

J. Jonah Jameson: I'll give that Steve Blackman a chance, I suppose.. He's getting a little better.... Pfft, I don't believe that I just said that!

Jim Ross: Northern Light Speed Suplex! 1-2-3! Steve picks up the win! He will be advancing to the finals on the next Collision episode.

J. Jonah Jameson: Pretty impressive win for Steve.. I suppose.

Jim Ross: We'll be right back in a few moments. Stay tuned to Collision!

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