Jim Ross: Welcome back, and we're preparing for the second Hot - Shot Championship Qualifying match between Perry Saturn and Jeff Hardy.

J. Jonah Jameson: Hopefully, this match will have a much better result..

Jim Ross: Here comes the Dare-Devil, Jeff Hardy!

J. Jonah Jameson: Jeff Hardy has taken many risks in the past, and they will kick him in the butt one day...

Jim Ross: And now here comes Perry Saturn... Perry Saturn is crazy in the mind!

J. Jonah Jameson: I agree with that, Jim!

Jim Ross: What a risk by Jeff Hardy! Jeff launched himself over the top rope, and the result was good! He caught Perry Saturn with a Cross Body!

J. Jonah Jameson: I bet that Jeff will try that again.. And it will prove fatal!

J. Jonah Jameson: Jeff Hardy slams Perry's head right onto the Turnbuckle!

Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy takes to the Top Rope, and it just might prove fatal to Jeff this time, Jameson!

J. Jonah Jameson: You're darn right about that, Jim!

J. Jonah Jameson: And it does prove fatal for Jeff! Jeff falls right on his neck!

Jim Ross: You predicted it, Jameson.

Jim Ross: Perry Saturn sets Jeff up for a Swirl-A-Rana...

J. Jonah Jameson: Tables turn very quickly, don't they, Jim?

J. Jonah Jameson: Whoa! Jeff Hardy used some incredible power, and it looks like he is about to reverse the Swirl-A-Rana into a Power-Bomb!

Jim Ross: From the looks of it, yes...

Jim Ross: Jeff slams Perry down onto the mat with a huge Power Bomb!

J. Jonah Jameson: Jeff can have it in the bag here..

Jim Ross: Jeff is going for the Swanton Bomb!

J. Jonah Jameson: It might prove fatal for him.. Once again!

J. Jonah Jameson: Surprisingly enough, Jeff landed that one!

Jim Ross: He sure did! Jeff definately has it in the bag now..

Jim Ross: Jeff goes for the cover.. 1, 2, and 3! Jeff will advance in the Hot - Shot Championship division!

J. Jonah Jameson: Indeed, Jim... Jeff Hardy will be facing Steve Blackman in the finals on the next Collision to decide the first ever Hot - Shot Champion...

Jim Ross: Yes, Jeff Hardy will be facing Steve Blackman in the finals on the next episode! Stay tuned, we'll be right back in just a few moments.

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Jim Ross: Welcome back, and it's time for the first Ultimate Championship qualifying match of the night.

J. Jonah Jameson: That's right... It will be the Big Red Retard, Kane, taking on a respectable Rikishi Phatu.

Jim Ross: Jameson, I suggest that you do not let the Big Red Machine hear that!

J. Jonah Jameson: Yeah, Like he will do something to a person of class, like myself.

Jim Ross: Here comes Rikishi.. Eww, He's slapping his butt... DISGUSTING!

Jim Ross: Kane and Rikishi are exchanging rights and lefts as this match begins..

J. Jonah Jameson: It's everything versus nothing; with Kane having nothing and Rikishi having everything.

Jim Ross: Kane takes the advantage and he nails Rikishi with huge body shots.

J. Jonah Jameson: Kane went for a clothesline, but Rikishi dodges it and he heads into the corner...

Jim Ross: Rikishi might be able to put Kane away with a few VERY strong shots!

Jim Ross: Rikishi is able to power back with a huge Shoulder Block on Kane!

J. Jonah Jameson: As I said before, Kane has nothing, while Rikishi has it all...

J. Jonah Jameson: Rikishi sets up Kane for a Samoan Drop...

Jim Ross: It looks like Rikishi *might* have this in the bag...

Jim Ross: Wait a moment... Kane just dropped himself out of the Samoan Drop! Kane has an opportunity!

J. Jonah Jameson: Sadly enough, that is true, Jim...

Jim Ross: CHOKESLAM! Kane is setting Rikishi Phatu up for a Chokeslam!

J. Jonah Jameson: I do not believe what I am seeing..

J. Jonah Jameson: NO!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross: Chokeslam on Rikishi Phatu! Kane just might have this match in the bag!

Jim Ross: Kane goes for the cover... 1, 2...

J. Jonah Jameson: 3?!?! What an upset!

Jim Ross: Kane picks up a quite impressive victory over Rikishi Phatu... I can barely see in this blurry, red arena!

J. Jonah Jameson: Kane's flames are dangerous!

Jim Ross: We'll be right back! Stay tuned to the Ultimate Program, UFWF Collision!

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