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Singing
the blues when the home teams lose
It’s
a crisis in your life
One
the run ‘cause all your girlfriends
Wanna
be your wife
Wouldn’t
you like to get away?
Sometimes
you want to go
Where
everybody knows your name,
And
they're always glad you came;
You
want to be where you can see,
Our
troubles are all the same;
You
want to be where everybody knows your name.
You
want to go where people know,
People
are all the same;
You
want to go where everybody knows your name.
Making
your way in the world today
Takes
everything you've got;
Taking
a break from all your worries
Sure
would help a lot.
Wouldn't
you like to get away?
All
those night when you've got no lights,
The
check is in the mail;
And
your little angel
Hung
the cat up by it's tail;
And
your third fiance didn't show;
Sometimes
you want to go
Where
everybody knows your name,
And
they're always glad you came;
You
want to be where you can see,
Our
troubles are all the same;
You
want to be where everybody knows your name.
Climbing
the walls when no one calls;
You've
lost at love again.
And
the more you're down and out,
The
more you need a friend.
When
you long to hear a kind hello.
Roll
out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The
morning's looking bright;
And
your shrink ran off to
And
didn't even write;
And
your husband wants to be a girl;
Be
glad there's one place in the world
Where
everybody knows your name,
And
they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people
know,
People are all the same;
You want to go
where everybody knows your name.
