i have a ton of inventions that are going to make me rich:
+insect-repellent beach blankets
+a modular hanging system composed of attractive cables and pulleys for hanging everything from art to plants to lamps to space-saving cabinets
+meat-textured cat food, designed to actualize their carnivorous instinct
+professional dj headphones with flip-up earpieces resembling flip-up sunglasses
i actually draw out designs for these things in my black book, or i write a little sci-fi blip about it. if i have time, i'll share more with you later.